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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy




the dutch are racist

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Lol gently caress this poo poo

on the 12th the Yule lads come.

none of this dumb boo boo race crap

gently caress off and die

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The Christmas season is upon us, so it's time for a Zwarte Piet thread.

lol, no

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Yule lads

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Rapman the Cook posted:

The Christmas season is upon us, so it's time for a Zwarte Piet thread.

lol, no

but it's a tradition!

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Gay Roads posted:

but it's a tradition!

gently caress off

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
gently caress off

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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Rapman the Cook posted:

gently caress off

someone's getting coal this year

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np4gH8KHNfw

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Gay Roads posted:

the dutch are racist

they have a poo poo language as well

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Gay Roads posted:

someone's getting coal this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kioDTfXa2RA

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

are you into rammstein?

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.
Hey at least it's not legal to murder them any more, unlike in the US!

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Come on guys, just because the Dutch have a black Santa side kick who has to slave helps Santa deliver all the presents doesn't make them racist! The fact that he also used to be a moron that people would laugh at because he was stupid is also just a coincidence!

It's just a tradition, you know like in the US you guys enjoy having turkey, in the UK we kiss under mistletoe, and in Holland they enjoy putting on black face and parading around in stupid costumes for the amusement of the white population. It's all the same really.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Entropist posted:

Hey at least it's not legal to murder them any more, unlike in the US!

it's not murder, it's self defense, retard

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.

THE PENETRATOR posted:

it's not murder, it's self defense, retard
It's not racism, it's just harmless dressing up for children!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

I nominate Door Slammer for biggest rear end in a top hat fictional holiday elf thing

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Justice for Zwarte Piet

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Living in the NL as an American it is quite shocking because most Dutch people do not see the problem with it despite a rich history of racism, slavery, and colonialism.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Death Sentence, No Presents

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
IT'S HEERITIJ NOT HAAT

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014


Dear Dutchies, your revisionism that Zwart Piet is black merely from chimney soot kind of falls flat if you're still wearing afro wigs.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

tis the season

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Cocoa powder in its untreated state is called natural and it is yellowish-brown in color.

Dutched chocolate is a deeper brown color, which leads most people to think that it is richer and has more chocolate flavor. In fact, the alkali changes the pH of the cocoa to make it milder in flavor than natural cocoa, not deeper. Because the pH is changed, you should not substitute these two types of cocoas without making some corrections.

Today, both will make a nice cup of cocoa. They should not be switched in cooking, especially in baking. Leavening reactions may vary because of the differing acidities.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
As a Dutch guy, I love me some Zwarte Piet.



"Zwarte Piet is black, there's not much we can do about that." - Mark "Ballin' " Rutte

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

The Kraken posted:

Cocoa powder in its untreated state is called natural and it is yellowish-brown in color.

Dutched chocolate is a deeper brown color, which leads most people to think that it is richer and has more chocolate flavor. In fact, the alkali changes the pH of the cocoa to make it milder in flavor than natural cocoa, not deeper. Because the pH is changed, you should not substitute these two types of cocoas without making some corrections.

Holy poo poo, the Dutch hosed up chocolate for the world too, what other madness will we learn about the Dutch today?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

im black and i dont see a problem with this at all

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I'm Chinese and I will sometimes on occasion put peepee in your coke, but I don't need you to ASSUME that I will.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I've got a solution that I need some Dutch people to carry to parliament:

Replace Zwarte Piet:



with Old Gregg:



Now you can still put on makeup and act like a buffoon, but you're no longer being racist.

And in fact you've become PROGRESSIVE becomes Old Gregg has a mangina, which will appeal to the trans community.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Rapman the Cook posted:

Lol gently caress this poo poo

on the 12th the Yule lads come.

none of this dumb boo boo race crap

gently caress off and die
rapman i didn't know you celebrated jewish christmas

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i always thought Rapman's meltdown would be a bit more interesting

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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Sweet Tea posted:

tis the season

this thread is the reason for the season

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

We really should have bombed Europe harder.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
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Rent-A-Cop posted:

We really should have bombed Europe harder.

counterpoint: we dropped nukes on japan and ended up with anime

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I saw this thread and thought that one dude was trying to bring back that weird typing yuled snagger thread that got eviscerated on the first NüGBS christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Gay Roads posted:

counterpoint: we dropped nukes on japan and ended up with anime

is zwarte piet anime?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
whatever the dutch did and whatever they still do, there is no way they'll ever beat the belgians when it comes to the treatment of black people.

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
UH, ALL THE ZWARTE PIETS OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS FORUM BECAUSE ITS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY. UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE ZWARTIE PIETS SLAVES AGAN!!!!

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Gay Roads posted:

but it's a tradition!

Well the CHRIMBUSS thread was a tradition too, are you supporting that, brother?

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