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Often, thoroughly and stinkily.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:03 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:35 |
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whatis posted:true story: i poo poo my pants on my last day of undergrad university. ama pls post a detailed description sp i can jack of
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:04 |
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Philthy posted:I will poop anywhere and everywhere so long as there isn't poop already on the seat or on the floor or it's not clogged by someone elses massive poop.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:05 |
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I only poo poo where bears poo poo. I mean literally where bears have taken a dump I will drop my load on top of it. I feel it makes me one with the beast.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:12 |
I 100% prefer to poop at home but I will often poop at work because it is a fairly clean employees only restroom. I would only poop in a public restroom if it was a critical emergency.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:41 |
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yes because i get paid to
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:42 |
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if u dont poop at work while on the clock lmao
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:43 |
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No because I'm a grownup with a functioning digestive system. it's always ultra fats and uggos stinking up the bathrooms. the old guys get a pass because their shits is breaking down
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:44 |
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hell yes, i also try to make as many grunting noises and noxious emissions as possible so as to establish my alpha status while all the betas layer the water with toilet paper to avoid making loud sounds and receiving splashback.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:49 |
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Robbie Fowler posted:hell yes, i also try to make as many grunting noises and noxious emissions as possible so as to establish my alpha status while all the betas layer the water with toilet paper to avoid making loud sounds and receiving splashback. so many betas itt Ariza posted:No because I'm a grownup with a functioning digestive system. Me too, which is why my body produces poop that must be pooped out.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 00:51 |
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open container posted:so many betas itt once a day everyday at the same time, just like the christian god loving intended. you loving weirdos need to get right with god or at least get your colons rooted out by somebody.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:03 |
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gigawhite posted:yes and often
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:04 |
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Chinatown posted:if u dont poop at work while on the clock lmao
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:05 |
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Ariza posted:once a day everyday at the same time, just like the christian god loving intended. you loving weirdos need to get right with god or at least get your colons rooted out by somebody. I am God and I'm going to poop on your chest
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:13 |
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shat on the bank of a stream once, cider poops are extremely conspicuous other than that I risk hiv every day sitting on a university toilet seat that has been covered in piss
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:24 |
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One time I took a dump on a greyhound bus. It was great because I was sitting at the.front so I could just leave all of the people at the back of the bus to wallow in my stink.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:38 |
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yes, I'm not ashamed of my poop. i do flush the toilet if I'm about to unleash a torrent of pre-poop farts, though
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:39 |
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desecrated many a Walmart bathroom
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:40 |
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Node posted:yes, I'm not ashamed of my poop. i do flush the toilet if I'm about to unleash a torrent of pre-poop farts, though
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:48 |
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I'm imagining some goon being transported back to ancient roman times when men and women both pissed and poo poo in a big room that had the walls lined with toilets aka a hole over a box. no doors or stalls or curtains or nothing also you'd wipe with a sponge on a stick that was cleaned in salt water
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:50 |
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Sometimes the poop is the decision maker
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:58 |
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of course I poop in public resties. I gotta get my phone game-time in.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 01:59 |
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Zeta posted:Yeah, I'll poop at work, if I really have to. But it's not as simple as all that, there is a process that I need to follow when it happens. unironically same.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:01 |
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I'm actually from India
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:04 |
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Tony Homo posted:I work with almost all women and they love to blow up the bathroom. Maybe I'm wrong but figure it's easy for a woman to take a dump anywhere. Think about it. They sit to piss and then as they're pissing the thought must cross their mind "Hmmm while I'm sitting here I may as well unload a log. " it's because most women have really hosed up bowels. Activia is aimed at women for a reason.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:09 |
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Darth123123 posted:I'm actually from India never poop on the river
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:10 |
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the trick in india is to find some water to poop in that doesn't already have poop in it it gets harder and harder every day, youve pretty much got to spray diarrhea in a big arc from the top of the himilayas now
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:14 |
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You gotta poop in public sometimes if you're driving long distances.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:14 |
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BigBoss posted:it's because most women have really hosed up bowels. Activia is aimed at women for a reason. what are you basing this on
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:30 |
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Fandyien posted:what are you basing this on every woman on her period ever holy gently caress it's either completely stopped up or squirting everywhere
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:35 |
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I used to have a huge issue with it when I was a kid (didnt poop for 5 days at 5th grade camp) but eventually I was at a 2 week camp thing as a teen and I just had to poop eventually and ever since then I don't care at all unless the place is just totally filthy
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:52 |
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I had taken a date to this campground/trail system and on the way back to the car my stomach starts doing cartwheels. I tell the date I'm gonna make a pit stop before we head home and stop in the restroom/shower building they have for the campers. I get in there and its empty save for a dude taking a shower, the restroom is hot and steamy and I cant wait. Its the worst poo poo I've ever had to take, its loud and smells worse than anything I've ever produced so naturally I start laughing. The entire bathroom is reeking and the steam is only making things worse. Im still laughing as I wash up and leave.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 02:59 |
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pooping in a bathroom now dude in the stall next to me is wearing crocs with socks
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:06 |
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Philthy posted:pooping in a bathroom now pee on his feet.
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:07 |
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if you need to poo poo then take a loving poo poo you stupid baby
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:08 |
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I got over that at about 11 years old op
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:09 |
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realtalk though i seriously only poop like, 3 times a week max
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:10 |
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i poop wherever i want, i live in america, stalin
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:10 |
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lmbo if u ever poop
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:11 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:35 |
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i can, and will, destroy any toilet at any time with a noisy avalanche of butt mud. it is a religious experience that brings me closer to satan
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# ? Dec 5, 2014 03:17 |