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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL


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fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

that's... not good

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Dated a Brazilian girl and can confirm she had a banging booty, something I could get behind.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
if your gonna have a big rear end you better have smooth butt cheeks for me to appreciate a picture of it on the internet

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

fanged wang posted:

that's... not good

would still hit it

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
i like this thread

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Gaunab posted:

would still hit it

yeah, with some branding equipment.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
i wouldn't have sex with that person just fyi

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I like the white girls with the big weird asses.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
cellulite is not my sex fantasy

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Big or small, it doesn't matter. The real deal breaker is if it's hairy.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

dog buttz posted:

Big or small, it doesn't matter. The real deal breaker is if it's hairy.

Name/post combo winner

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
/\ morally inept parachute account you think?

fanged wang posted:

that's... not good

What? The fact that it looks like some sort of mix-up during a magician's "sawing in half" trick or the fact that she is now going to drink that butter she melted in the microwave?

Also how have we made it this far without someone posting 40 pics from their fetish folder?

dirtymurphy24
Nov 30, 2014

The doctor is in.
drat. All these new stereotypes I hear I have never observed. Whites love tiny asses? Blacks love big asses? Where does this even come from? Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back"?
Though I'm white and I love big, firm butts... regardless of gender. ;3

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Blistex posted:

Also how have we made it this far without someone posting 40 pics from their fetish folder?
Figured someone from nite crew would roll through eventually...

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Mariana Horchata posted:

would u white penis goons be opposed to getting in between her thighs?



I would do wonderful things to that white girl.

fanged wang posted:

that's... not good

it's grrrrrrrrrrreat

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Mariana Horchata posted:

would u white penis goons be opposed to getting in between her thighs?



Does nothing for me all I see is decadence and laziness.

YOURFRIEND
Feb 3, 2009

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel

FUCK YOURFRIEND!
She's not even fat really

dirtymurphy24
Nov 30, 2014

The doctor is in.

YOURFRIEND posted:

She's not even fat really

Shh, shh, she is fat. Fat is sexy now. gently caress the skinny bitches.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

raditts posted:

I would do wonderful things to that white girl.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


dirtymurphy24 posted:

Shh, shh, she is fat. Fat is sexy now. gently caress the skinny bitches.

I'll gently caress the skinny bitches, and the fat ones too

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
classic opus111 OP

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
That song is so loving terrible my dick goes soft just thinking about it.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

YOURFRIEND posted:

She's not even fat really
How on earth is that not fat? Like she's probably medically obese you realize that right?

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i really don't like how cellulose looks

cottage cheese butt or some poo poo

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

from the context of this photo and the size of her rear end, i'd say she's an aeronautics engineer

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
rest of series pls

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Guancho posted:

my hispanic friend has a very large white wife.

he said that to them, white women are like trophies, and everyone wants a big trophy

My Spanish teacher from back in college said drat near the exact same thing.

Also, having a Bachelor's in History, allow me to give a brief history lesson. In colonial days, the general idea was that the fatter a woman was, the richer her family was due to having plenty to eat, and not having to actually do anything. Status symbol. George Washington even married a plumper.

Plus they kept you warmer at night during winter. The historical benefits just keep piling on, like crab legs on a buffet plate.

BMS fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Dec 5, 2014

Flying Squirrel
Oct 24, 2007
Thanks, Zombie Lincoln
I want as big of an rear end as I can get where it still has some kind of shape/structure, it can be soft to the touch, but not just squish. Still has to be an rear end, not just like huge lump of fat where an rear end should be.

E - I'm white as hell

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



I dated a fit Jewish girl with a big rear end and it was pretty great hth.

The better question is why do most guys seem to prefer big floppy gross titties rather than perky, firm, but ultimately smaller titties

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

fanged wang posted:

that's... not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:

Verisimilidude posted:

I dated a fit Jewish girl with a big rear end and it was pretty great hth.

The better question is why do most guys seem to prefer big floppy gross titties rather than perky, firm, but ultimately smaller titties
cause coming up behind your girl and pretending to shoot them like guns is really fun??

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Verisimilidude posted:

I dated a fit Jewish girl with a big rear end and it was pretty great hth.

The better question is why do most guys seem to prefer big floppy gross titties rather than perky, firm, but ultimately smaller titties


Jewish women tend to have great booties and they're pretty kinky to. The best is when you put them in a closet and spray a fire extinguisher through the bottom of the door opening and scream YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING BITCH haha like it's the "holocaust" they're also great dommes because of the natural bitchiness.

Baba Ganoush fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Dec 5, 2014

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Untrue OP

Only a specific group of white people, (Anglo-Saxons) enjoy narrow sad asses.

Example: Pippa Middleton

Remember when Brits and those inbred New England families off the Mayflower were abuzz about Pippa's bum (they actually call it that!)

The rest of the whites, (i.e. Irish, Italian, Slavs, Jews, Germans) were just scratching their heads along with the rest of us brown people, because

the rear end was not fat

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ElGroucho posted:

Untrue OP

Only a specific group of white people, (Anglo-Saxons) enjoy narrow sad asses.

Example: Pippa Middleton

Remember when Brits and those inbred New England families off the Mayflower were abuzz about Pippa's bum (they actually call it that!)

The rest of the whites, (i.e. Irish, Italian, Slavs, Jews, Germans) were just scratching their heads along with the rest of us brown people, because

the rear end was not fat

i like how british 7-10's looks like american 5 or lower, unless they got a ton of plastic surgery.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



fanged wang posted:

that's... not good

I think it's turning out you guys don't really like big asses at all.

When it comes down to the wire and you are staring a great caboose in the face your true weakness shows.


EFB:

Jimlit fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Dec 5, 2014

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Verisimilidude posted:

I dated a fit Jewish girl with a big rear end and it was pretty great hth.

The better question is why do most guys seem to prefer big floppy gross titties rather than perky, firm, but ultimately smaller titties

Big tits on young women are like big paws on a puppy. They're usually a good indicator of how large the rest of them is going to get.

B-Cup is where it's at.

ANGRYGREEK
May 3, 2007

If you meet the Storm Spirit on the lane, gank him.

TOILETLORD posted:

i like how british 7-10's looks like american 5 or lower, unless they got a ton of plastic surgery.

You say that like the american 5 didn't already had her lips and rear end injected and silicon titties.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ANGRYGREEK posted:

You say that like the american 5 didn't already had her lips and rear end injected and silicon titties.

depends on what part of america, the UK is like a small midwestern, state bordering the south.

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