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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010







a good rear end

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


SaltLick posted:



a good rear end

A good rear end indeed. But still not big enough for my liking. I need something I can really get my hands around. Something that will give me a little jiggle when I smack dat rear end.

astupiddvdcase
Nov 30, 2014
Giant asses that are not well proportioned no thanks.

Its like those fake photoshops in which either teh rear end or waist is unrealistically enlarged or narrowed.

Like uwotm8?

There is nothing better than a perfect line form the back to the rear end.

Oh yeahhh

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FBwkgnq05I

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

raditts posted:

A good rear end indeed. But still not big enough for my liking. I need something I can really get my hands around. Something that will give me a little jiggle when I smack dat rear end.



opus111
Jul 6, 2014

[quote="fanged wang" post="438595176"]
lol if you think a taut well defined white girl rear end is "no rear end" that's a stellar rear end



here is a no rear end
[/quote

Ok that's horrible. There has to be a shape.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.



Now here we have a man of taste.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

raditts posted:

Now here we have a man of taste.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

girls with big asses don't whine when you spank them

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I like a big rear end but only when it's on a really small person

like on a dwarf or something

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
These black women at work were talking to each other about how white people stole black people's love of big booties.

I was confused. I thought everyone liked big butts.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

RaceBannon posted:

These black women at work were talking to each other about how white people stole black people's love of big booties.

I was confused. I thought everyone liked big butts.

well it's a somewhat recent fad due to white people pretending to like and understand rap music.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

etalian posted:

well it's a somewhat recent fad due to white people pretending to like and understand rap music.

how is that even possible?

if suddenly pop music declares that big hands are sexy i dont think it will make me actually want to seek out bigger handed ladies - why does it work on butts?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

It actually because the song Bubble Butt changed the course of history.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

I like a big rear end but only when it's on a really small person

like on a dwarf or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDXp5mRnWE

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

texaholic posted:

Remy Lacroix has the perfect amount of rear end IMO

https://www.google.com/search?q=rem...imated&imgdii=_

is she like a professional hula hooper

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Poetic Justice posted:

is she like a professional hula hooper

Pornstar.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

SaltLick posted:



a good rear end

"rear end is way too small, can't possibly get my hands around it."


Seriously, :wtc: people. If the butt has defined smooth curves it's a good butt. And if the butt is smaller than your hand, you need to be in prison.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


RaceBannon posted:

how is that even possible?

if suddenly pop music declares that big hands are sexy i dont think it will make me actually want to seek out bigger handed ladies - why does it work on butts?

because butts are awesome

need more booty slappin gifs now, tia

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.



:drat:
rest of series please

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
if u like tiny asses u are prob a child molester or a incest fetishest 😣😣😣

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

raditts posted:

because butts are awesome

need more booty slappin gifs now, tia

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

RaceBannon posted:

These black women at work were talking to each other about how white people stole black people's love of big booties.

I was confused. I thought everyone liked big butts.

Everyone famous stole all things rear end from brazil and you never see them complaining, mostly because hot brazilians have a life and don't use words like appropriation

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

raditts posted:

:drat:
rest of series please

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
btw im not doing this to pander im doing it to improve racial relations

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ilikedirt posted:

if u like tiny asses u are prob a child molester or a incest fetishest 😣😣😣

nope just into asian guys

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

nope just into asian guys

n4
Jul 26, 2001

Poor Chu-Chu : (
Who's that cute white girl with the giant butt posted earlier?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

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n4 posted:

Who's that cute white girl with the giant butt posted earlier?

You'll have to be more specific, there have been a lot of butts

n4
Jul 26, 2001

Poor Chu-Chu : (

This one

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Jul 18, 2009

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n4 posted:

This one

My wife. So stop looking at her :mad:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
You should tell your wife to get those tumors looked at her rear end is way too large to be healthy

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

its a variation on the old quantity vs quality question

:ms:

n4
Jul 26, 2001

Poor Chu-Chu : (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bJdjNJglZU

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
the integrity of the rear end has been compromised

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE
It's because while people are pedophiles, OP

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stump collector
May 28, 2007

fanged wang posted:

the integrity of the rear end has been compromised

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