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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Does anyone know what a cronut tastes like? Never had one and I want to know. Also don't tell me to have one & find out, because I'm not going on a drat quest all over the drat city just to eat some loving sweets, like I'm some sort of lucky baby having a babies day out, jesus christ, seriously. I'm a grown man.

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

diabetes

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Just like eat a donut and a croissant at the same time with your eyes closed.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
at work we are selling red velvet doughnuts that look like they are made out of dried blood, makes me think of those menstruel blood recipes.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


TOILETLORD posted:

at work we are selling red velvet doughnuts that look like they are made out of dried blood, makes me think of those menstruel blood recipes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding

surprisingly awesome

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
anus

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
just use task rabbit and have some clod go adventuring for your cronut

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

i disagree

KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004


That's cool, but you're still wrong.

PS. Your avatar is hot, here's another one of her

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib

mysterious frankie posted:

Does anyone know what a cronut tastes like? Never had one and I want to know. Also don't tell me to have one & find out, because I'm not going on a drat quest all over the drat city just to eat some loving sweets, like I'm some sort of lucky baby having a babies day out, jesus christ, seriously. I'm a grown man.

It tastes like staphylococcus aureus. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/2013-in-review-the-cronut-burger-crisis-1.2475961

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
just like hot cum pumped straight from the source.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
It's not quite a mop and not quite a puppet but maaaann...

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
jokes aside, it tastes like a cronut

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
they taste like a warm, flaky, Cinnamon Toast Crunch donut op

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
A flaky, even worse got you donut. A texture like baklava or wtvr

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

spooky girlfriend posted:

Just like eat a donut and a croissant at the same time with your eyes closed.

thanks for the dinner plans

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
baklava is good

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
based on reports, sounds like this is more like a "do-not" than a "donut" haha, ahaha, ah ah hahaha ha

now here's steve with the weather.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

When I was a small kid I loving looooooooved morcilla. Now as an adult I can't stand the pieces of fat in it. But if you like morcilla, then eat the argentinian take on vasque morcilla.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
go get a croissant

imagine that layered chewy flakiness but sweeter and in the shape of a doughnut

the cronut

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
judging by the fiasco at The Ex with the maple bacon jam jelly cronuts, i assume they taste a lot like E.coli

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
dunkin donuts now sells cronuts

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
just drizzle some frosting on croissants and sell them out of the back of a van in the parking lot

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


have you had pizza before?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Monkey Fracas posted:

just drizzle some frosting on croissants and sell them out of the back of a van in the parking lot

update: call them artisan cronuts

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Concerned Citizen posted:

dunkin donuts now sells cronuts

missed opportunity for "Crunkin' Cronuts" with an ad campaign by lil' jon

Fluo
May 25, 2007

cronuts are over rated

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
gentrification

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Excelzior posted:

missed opportunity for "Crunkin' Cronuts" with an ad campaign by lil' jon

lol beautiful

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

FogHelmut posted:

have you had pizza before?

Pizza is my weakness

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Excelzior posted:

missed opportunity for "Crunkin' Cronuts" with an ad campaign by lil' jon

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
would a waffle made out of croissant batter be good, you think? Call is a Craffle, or a Craffle. Maybe call it a Craffle?

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard
The fake cronut from dunkin donuts tasted like a croissant covered in glaze. It was also $2.50 for some reason.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
I had one from Dominic and ansel or whatever it's called like a day before they got temporarily shut down for vermin but idc, they're alright. Everybody has rats in nyc anyway they're like little forest spirits that can't get electrocuted by the third rail

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

cromagnon nuts

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Moridin920 posted:

baklava is good

praise be to Allah

naem
May 29, 2011

never trust an elf posted:

Everybody has rats in nyc anyway they're like little forest spirits that can't get electrocuted by the third rail

It's true

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Nov 29, 2003
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