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Some time in 2006 i found a gif of a man wobbling a giant dildo towards another man with a toy gun, they were both in suits, this is how my forums name was born. I thought this was the bees knees and decided to follow this gif and see where it came from, i don't know if it came from SA or whatever, but this is where i ended up. Lurked for a year in GBS until a irl friend said it was SUPERIMPORTANT TO HAVE A LOW REGDATE AND TO REG ASAP BEFORE 2007, so i did. Spent my time reading stories and watching bad photoshops. It took me ONE YEAR to notice that there were other forums than GBS and i left to Games and never looked back. LPs were starting to be popular and the first VLPs were starting to roll in and i ate that up like it was cock on a Saturday. LP got its own forum and i went there. Then it got poo poo. Went to PYF to laugh at funny images for a while. Except for Synthy troll posts PYF was poo poo and i was dismayed. Then GBS got interesting and here i am, what about you???????????????????????????
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somebody in the clock crew linked me in like 2003, and then everybody stopped reading this sentence because the only reason to come into threads like this is to talk about yourself, not read about other people.
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Cubone posted:somebody in the clock crew linked me in like 2003, and then everybody stopped reading this sentence because the only reason to come into threads like this is to talk about yourself, not read about other people.  nice form & agreed
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Sometimes I post. Sometimes I don't.
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Dec 5, 2014 02:07
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i would tell you, but you probably wouldn't read it anyway.
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Dec 5, 2014 02:08
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i got probated once for quoting goatse. since when is posting the goatman not acceptable?
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Noblesse Obliged posted:i would tell you, but you probably wouldn't read it anyway. i am literally sitting here waiting to read forums careers
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The highlight of forums career was when I found out that the forums software didn't actually check the size of avatars except by reading the header so if you spoofed it with a byte editor it'd accept any image
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Dongattack posted:i am literally sitting here waiting to read forums careers i get probated for real lame things like saying something isnt badass in the badass pictures thread. like if they posted a goat in the chicken thread you have to say its a chicken because it wouldnt be in the chicken thread if it wasnt a chicken. ya im still mad about it so what?
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Dec 5, 2014 02:19
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career: white noise poster. never read.
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Dec 5, 2014 02:20
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Something something... Many years..... Something, just had pseudo argument on Internet... Russia. Jpg
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Dec 5, 2014 02:23
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I was a 14 year old when i joined are there 14 year olds still joining today?
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Dec 5, 2014 02:23
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I shitpost every day to the best of my abilities.
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Dec 5, 2014 02:25
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Keeping true to the Peter Principle, my forums career has elevated me to my highest level of incompetence, and I think it shows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZiF2qjQAJU
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Dec 5, 2014 02:37
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LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
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Dec 5, 2014 02:39
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I became even more gay, then died.
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Dec 5, 2014 02:39
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I started lurking in 2005. In 2006 there was a magnificent thread about some idiot getting upset that a bookstore carried the Sex Bible. It warmed the cockles of my heart so much that I bought an account, and I've made thousands of lovely posts since.
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Dec 5, 2014 02:49
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seems like your posting career story ended right about where you registered op mine has stories and anecdotes but who gives a gently caress
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Dec 5, 2014 02:50
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No one gives a poo poo about anyone
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Neukoln19 posted:No one gives a poo poo about anyone
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Pretty fuckin simple - I am the single greatest poster that has ever graced this forum. That sums it up.
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Dec 5, 2014 03:59
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im permabanned poster niggerstomper58
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my sole purpose on somethingawful now is to hunt down forums user gunky junket and sacrifice him in a bog
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I started with the Let's Play forum but then I got bored of watching other people play videogames and started looking at the rest of the site and made a few posts here and there for a while before GBS got fun so now this is where I post the most. I like everyone on GBS they're my friends.
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BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:career: white noise poster. never read. background radiation crew
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Dec 5, 2014 04:12
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"highlight" of my "career" was giving away hundreds of 4 year subscriptions to maxim and stuff in coupons, back in the day.
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Dec 5, 2014 04:14
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I started posting here in 1999 when I founded this website
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it's bad
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Lurked throughout 2004, averaged few posts a day for a few years, disappeared when this place went sour, came back when the reign of terror was over. Exciting stuff, I hope Carl weathers plays me in the biopic (I'm not African American but dude has the range to pull it off IMHO).
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Dec 5, 2014 04:31
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I had something written out but I hit some kind of bullshit word limit. So I just made a video instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8WEMm_ZzI
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Dec 5, 2014 04:32
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i, too, am permabanned poster niggerstomper58
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Dec 5, 2014 04:33
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a friend gifted me this avatar after i had the stupid newbie one for ages. he asked what i wanted and i just said surprise me tails butthole has since drawn the ire of basically anyone who directly responds to one of my posts and it's funny but also kind of annoying because i wish i could just talk about things without my avatar negating anything i have to say
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Cyra posted:a friend gifted me this avatar after i had the stupid newbie one for ages. he asked what i wanted and i just said surprise me change it then
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Dec 5, 2014 04:36
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eventually they stopped barfing. The end.
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i got permabanned from a different forum called forumopolis because my secret santa gift didnt make it and i was 15 and didnt understand tracking numbers or shipping so i couldnt really prove i sent it amd someone named slowpoke at the time bought me this account, three years later i posted my dick in gbs to get some pedophile artist permabanned and now i post in byob a lot thats about it. oh i used to post in ycs a lot instead of byob for awhile
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Dec 5, 2014 04:38
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One time like ten years ago I didn't gently caress a dwarf
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got a gold rated thread in GBS nothing to brag about you all made it happen I just captured the opportunity love you all
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:One time like ten years ago I didn't gently caress a dwarf gently caress the midget
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