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Dongattack posted:Some time in 2006 i found a gif of a man wobbling a giant dildo towards another man with a toy gun, they were both in suits, this is how my forums name was born. I thought this was the bees knees and decided to follow this gif and see where it came from, i don't know if it came from SA or whatever, but this is where i ended up. Shameful forums journey imo.
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posted in fyag for like 2 years. back then it didnt give you a negative postcount so like 6k of my posts are from xbox huge/goatse spamming because that was super hilarious to me (a 15 year old) trolled some sh/sc threads, got 200,000 hours of probation lol edit: lol 
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I went to Something Awful. I had a dream. I wanted to be a GBS star, I didn't know anybody, I wanted to post, I wanted to joke, I wanted to do all those things, I wanted to make people happy, I wanted to be famous, I wanted everybody to love me. I wanted to be a GBS star. I worked really hard, and my dream came true.
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Cyra posted:tails butthole has since drawn the ire of basically anyone who directly responds to one of my posts and it's funny but also kind of annoying because i wish i could just talk about things without my avatar negating anything i have to say
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Dec 5, 2014 04:58
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I'm a newb. I lurk. Nobody knows me.
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Dec 5, 2014 07:05
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Uglycat posted:I'm a newb. I lurk. Nobody knows me. just blew it
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Dec 5, 2014 07:15
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Uglycat posted:I'm a newb. I lurk. Nobody knows me. I see lots of D&D posting in your history lol
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Uglycat posted:I'm a newb. I lurk. Nobody knows me.
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Dec 5, 2014 07:28
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opus111 posted:Shameful forums journey imo. 
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Dec 5, 2014 09:23
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i signed up and made some bad posts in pyf, then i made some bad posts in gbs, then i made some good posts in gbs. also i sideline reported
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Dec 5, 2014 09:39
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paranoid randroid posted:background radiation crew
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Dec 5, 2014 10:03
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I joined so I could hang out in the WoW sub forum, hung out in PYF for a while then when new GBS happened I came here and occasionally post in WoW forums. I got my name because I mashed random Wikipedia a bunch until I got something that sounded cool. My account was gifted to me because I would lurk on my friend's laptop on his account and he didn't want to get banned.
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Dec 5, 2014 10:03
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I am a football soccer. I have been here three and a half years, and made arguably one good post. Number two is going to be a doozy, I can feel it.
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Dec 5, 2014 10:49
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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I hung out and had lunch with TenementFunster and he told me to sign up
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Dec 5, 2014 10:58
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gnarlyhotep posted:I went to Something Awful. I had a dream. I wanted to be a GBS star, You reached for the stars and ended up a mod, a mod of gbs no less. Life can be cruel at times
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Dec 5, 2014 10:59
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lean cuisine
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Dec 5, 2014 11:23
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im a terrible poster. i know. btw. im gay
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Dec 5, 2014 12:03
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i was emptyquoted in a thread about anime once and it was the highlight of my career
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Dec 5, 2014 12:06
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[a picture of an impossible penis]
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Dec 5, 2014 12:22
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9 years of silence and then a flood of relentless, poorly-written shitposting
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Dec 5, 2014 12:52
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My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I cant make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help? -Blufftrash
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Maldoror posted:My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I cant make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help? are you a prawn???
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Dec 5, 2014 13:12
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I pretty much argue terrible points with insane liberals then run away when asked for evidence. Actually that means going to work but hey the forums dont stop
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Dec 5, 2014 13:19
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Christmas Present posted:[a picture of an impossible penis] a cyclopean penis beyond the nightmares of mortal men  GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i signed up and made some bad posts in pyf, then i made some bad posts in gbs, then i made some good posts in gbs. also i sideline reported you also happen to be a really drat good poster imo
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Dec 5, 2014 15:33
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regdate - present day: *KKRRRSSTHHHHSHHSHHSHHSHHHHHSHSHH*
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Dec 5, 2014 15:59
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I started this account as a goofy gimmick after my real account was maliciously banned by doc evil (pre twitter)
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gnarlyhotep posted:you also happen to be a really drat good poster imo the trick is to sound pissed about everything but also sort of like you dont care at all about it
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Dec 5, 2014 21:18
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If no one has taken it, mods should change my name to whitenoiseshitposter and it sums it up nicely.
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Dec 5, 2014 21:21
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Weird kid from HS brought in a bunch of laser printed pics of really funny photoshops and they had the SA watermark, so I checked it out that night and laughed heartily at Photoshop Friday articles. That was in 2001. I remember after 9/11 when I sat down at my computer that night one of my first thoughts was "oh man, I wonder what those cynical bastards at SA will say about all this" I read the front page and lurked for an additional 6 years until I finally bought an account. gently caress me! Wish I'd have ponied up and bought one when I first started lurking so people would respect me and my ancient-rear end regdate
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Dec 5, 2014 21:26
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I lurked GBS all summer and had a blast. Then spooky halloween 2.1 started and I had to leave.
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
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Dec 5, 2014 21:33
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Dongattack posted:Some time in 2006 i found a gif of a man wobbling a giant dildo towards another man with a toy gun, they were both in suits, this is how my forums name was born. I thought this was the bees knees and decided to follow this gif and see where it came from, i don't know if it came from SA or whatever, but this is where i ended up. this except "Smoobles" instead of "Dongattack"
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Dec 5, 2014 21:34
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Everyone stole my ice rear end avatar and now I have nothing left. The end.
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I started out my career by getting D&D mad at me for having opinions they didn't like, then I just shat and posted about it for a year and then I bought a really cool avatar and things were pretty good then, I had lots of sex and did lots of drugs and then my avatar went away, it went away and now I am empty I am a husk a shallow reminder of what was once a human being now I am nothing i am nothing
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A fellow goon got me into Eve online telling about the goon escapades. I got into Eve and lurked until I found out that motherfuckers are goddamn crazy in that thread. So I lurked on LP for like 2 years until GBS got all chill and now I'm semi-white-noise-shitposting here.
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Dec 5, 2014 21:43
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BottledBodhisvata posted:I started out my career by getting D&D mad at me for having opinions they didn't like, then I just shat and posted about it for a year and then I bought a really cool avatar and things were pretty good then, I had lots of sex and did lots of drugs and then my avatar went away, it went away and now I am empty I am a husk a shallow reminder of what was once a human being now I am nothing TY for yo bs (boring story)
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Dec 5, 2014 21:44
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BottledBodhisvata posted:getting D&D mad at me for having opinions they didn't like from what I understand this isn't hard to do
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Dec 5, 2014 21:52
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i posted in byob and then it went away and now i post here
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the height of my posting career was during the fappening when i made a lena dunham thread and then when it kept getting bumped for way too long aswb gassed it for me and then i called him and said thank you while i was at work
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