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Korthal
May 26, 2011

Because some of us have bridges that need a'burnin. Let us regale of stories past that our regdate would suggest we wouldn't know otherwise.

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Korthal
May 26, 2011

Like, remember Lovedump? I miss love dump.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
A forums coup is taking place... http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=Lowtax

Festus The Fetus
Mar 8, 2010
I registered when I was really drunk the first time and couldn't remember my name or password. I took it as a sign and didn't register till like a year later.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Korthal posted:

Like, remember Lovedump? I miss love dump.

was taht the forum where you could only post happy and good things? i liked that place too

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

:o

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

I got banned on my old account for being mean to Lowtax

I totally deserved it, so I made a new one to hide my shame

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


wtf

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I could explain this to you but then I'd have to kill you...

So exactly what happened here is that Lowtax is currently using a different name and either someone registered as Lowtax and got banned or they banned Lowtax as a joke.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I had one before this one and boy did I post some really stupid poo poo. I just looked at the last post from that account and it was a laughable madpost in FYAD. I was banned by Fistgrrl hahaha

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
年20XX: user 27xxx hires PUSHERBOT
年201X: user 27xxx changes name to PUSHERBOT

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i had a 2007 account i registered when i was 16 but then i forgot about this site for a couple of years and i couldnt remember my password or the email i used so i made a new one

i think i have e/n posts about a high school crush on that acocunt, which is cool

Korthal
May 26, 2011

gnarlyhotep posted:

I had one before this one and boy did I post some really stupid poo poo. I just looked at the last post from that account and it was a laughable madpost in FYAD. I was banned by Fistgrrl hahaha

And look where you are now :allears:

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
I've lost several accounts due to forgotten passwords and deleted email addresses. I think my original reg date was somewhere around '02.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
sig check

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
heh.....as if im gonna out my old banned accounts by posting in this thread

Zig-Zag
Aug 29, 2007

Why don't we just start shooting tar heroin instead?
First account was b banned for files. Wish I could remember what it was called

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i got banned for saying something racist in gbs lmfao

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
first account was i think two years older than this. got banned for posting a video game joke in phiz when it first opens because i can't read rules

e: i never really posted in love dump but i also miss it

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Voted Worst Mom posted:

i got banned for saying something racist in gbs lmfao

What you said about white people was appalling :cripes:

"Cracker" is our word

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I have never been banned or probated.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sorry OP. This is my first and only SA account.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Waltzing Along posted:

I have never been banned or probated.

there's a first time for everything :twisted:

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
been banned quite a few times in my day, i think i started here around 2007. I got banned in GBS once for doing a lovely mspaint drawing of a disembodied dick in one of those mspaint threads. god drat old gbs sucked.......

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Trees and Squids posted:

god drat old gbs sucked

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
i got banned for being a poo poo head teenager

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
All of the posts in this thread are my other accounts

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Broenheim posted:

All of the posts in this thread are my other accounts

same

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Like, about 20 accounts trying to defend ephebophilia but just got tired of being shipped outta town on a hot rail.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
my secret shame is this isnt my first account

i got banned for shitposting

truly a martyr

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
I got banned years ago because a certain bss mod doesn't understand jokes.

Probably woulda went back to my old account eventually if I remembered my pass.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sometimes I have a breakdown in real life and auto ban, Sid Delicious is my original account but it's banned I asked if Lowtax would unban it but he just made my reg date 1969

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Iggy Koopa posted:

sometimes I have a breakdown in real life and auto ban, Sid Delicious is my original account but it's banned I asked if Lowtax would unban it but he just made my reg date 1969

I would consider that a fair trade

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
This is like my 6th or 7th account.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
one could say you traded up

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Iggy Koopa posted:

sometimes I have a breakdown in real life and auto ban, Sid Delicious is my original account but it's banned I asked if Lowtax would unban it but he just made my reg date 1969

I wish I had a reg dat in the not so distant future so I could RP as an alium.

1969 is pretty good though as you can RP as a bitter Vietnam war vet / Black Panther or a retarded hippy.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

a starwar betamax posted:

heh.....as if im gonna out my old banned accounts by posting in this thread

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡
AI cant handle my love of the Ferrari 456 and dislike of the Miata. Account number 4.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

lol

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

those were all better posters than your current iteration

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