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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006


my my, getting some serious laughs

:69snypa:

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Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Node posted:

If Sheriff Joe (thats who it is, right?) is an Alien, who is the Predator?

Cliven Bundy.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.


sweet jack jumpin' crap lol

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

Don't be a witness to a conspiracy

Ultramega
Jul 9, 2004

Node posted:

If Sheriff Joe (thats who it is, right?) is an Alien, who is the Predator?

Bill Cosby

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
This got taken down, so I'm reposting it:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


go ahead, bake my day

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

Sweet Tea posted:

go ahead, bake my day

^^^^^^^^
That's a challah'va good one.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dude's got some serious boules standing up to cops like that

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
thread owns

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Step One: Be Meteor Man.



Step Two: Continue being Meteor Man.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Command Ant posted:

Step One: Be Meteor Man.



Step Two: Continue being Meteor Man.

I mean, he's still being shot...

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Just pretend that I quoted everything. You guys are my favorites again. 5'd so loving hard!!!

brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

I don't think anyone's going to top that.

Thing Fish
Dec 8, 2006
any downers?

what the gently caress that's amazing

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp

Spanish Manlove posted:

have a sense of humor in GBS or get the gently caress out

cool beans. Spanish Manlove just banned himself from posting in GBS

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Don't reach for the gun, homeboy.

Especially not in outer space!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Bondage posted:

cool beans. Spanish Manlove just banned himself from posting in GBS

lol

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Voted Worst Mom posted:

I mean, he's still being shot...

If he was getting shot instead of the armor then it wouldn't be very good armor!

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

Skeesix posted:



Don't reach for the gun, homeboy.

Especially not in outer space!

Serious question: can you shoot a gun in space? Like, does the spark still spark, or would the whole "no oxygen" thing get in the way?

Also, I love all of you guys.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Guns won't fire in space. In Firefly they got around that by putting a gun in a space suit and then firing, was good for a few shots.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i heard guns actually work fine in space because they don't use air to oxidize the gunpowder anymore. Like we stopped using flintlock muskets or whatever, all that poo poo is packed into the casing of the bullet now in one package.

only the russians know for sure i guess, they put a machine gun turret on one of their space stations. dunno why the gently caress they would nothing to shoot at up there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


SniperWoreConverse posted:

only the russians know for sure i guess, they put a machine gun turret on one of their space stations. dunno why the gently caress they would nothing to shoot at up there

Aliens, obviously.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
here have a thing from some smart people

http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=262

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009


holy poo poo :vince:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

:golfclap:

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Serious question: can you shoot a gun in space? Like, does the spark still spark, or would the whole "no oxygen" thing get in the way?

This was the part of the image which bothered you the most?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

only the russians know for sure i guess, they put a machine gun turret on one of their space stations. dunno why the gently caress they would nothing to shoot at up there

Last ditch maneuvering/propulsion like the starting jetpack in Jetpack Joyride.

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!

Has a sicker burn ever been dropped? :staredog:

Hyzenth1ay
Oct 24, 2008

glowing-fish posted:

Yeah, if I mirrored the police officer, the writing would be backwards. So I mirrored the family instead.
Also, only 90s kids will get what is wrong with this picture!

Holy poo poo. Stairs! The kitchen was on the LEFT, damnit!

Falaflame
Dec 27, 2012

:eyepop:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

EasternBronze posted:

Has a sicker burn ever been dropped? :staredog:

? idgi

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

it's a poster in D&D who often posts about being black and liking guns, but his hand appears insufficiently dark in this photo for goons to consider him a real black person, apparently

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Jagchosis posted:

it's a poster in D&D who often posts about being black and liking guns, but his hand appears insufficiently dark in this photo for goons to consider him a real black person, apparently

loving mulatto

Synthetic Violence
Oct 18, 2012

Fuck machine.
Grimey Drawer

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Jagchosis posted:

it's a poster in D&D who often posts about being black and liking guns, but his hand appears insufficiently dark in this photo for goons to consider him a real black person, apparently

Narciss?

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

this and lots of others in this thread are funny. WOuld this thread not be funny if I was one of the aforementioned black men being discriminated by white polices? What if a black police killed a white prson? Lol your move creep

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Jagchosis posted:

it's a poster in D&D who often posts about being black and liking guns, but his hand appears insufficiently dark in this photo for goons to consider him a real black person, apparently

whats his username

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