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LOOKING FOR OPEN MINDED WRIGGLERS TO LIVE UNDER MY PORCH like living places? * like wriggling'? * don't mind raccoons? * THen do I have the place for you? Must be 420 friendly. $600\week, no Slovenians (we've had problems in the past) --- Seeking naïve farm girls to share utility room I am a 65 year old man, looking to help young ladies make it in the big city. I know MS word and can teach you. Only room for one mattress: you WILL need to sleep on top of me. this is not sexual, I am 65. Will the lord bless you with a miracle? Come live here and find out! $65 a month or best offer. --- FREE ROOM AND BOARD keep my burdensome son from reaching my room Are you a light sleeper and can you fend off a feral boy? My son lives with me and every night he encroaches on my room. He is a holy terror. I need an able-bodied lodger who can fend him off. You will sleep at the door to my room and keep me safe. He is startled by loud noises and bright lights, so this job practically does itself during storms. Please protect me from this child. --- room. -good. garden apartment, close to brown line and shallow grave I will put you in. 420 friendly## --- Do YoU LiKe To PaRtY Recently single dad looking for young party people to share his life & brownstone with! Young people I party with say I'm like Bill Murray! No one will ever believe you, haha! Also like Bill Murray I bust ghosts, but irl! Do you like to party and believe in the paranormal? I sure do! My daughter does not; please do not mention either during my weekends with her. DO contact me with unsolicited services or offers ---
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i like my personal space
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CRAIGSLIST > SF Bay AREA > San Francisco LIVING ROOM AVAILABLE - $1800 Hey we are 6 computer engineers from India sharing a 3br apartment near downtown, walk to BART. We never use our couch so we thought we'd rent it out for $1800/month. You pay 1/7 of utilities and there's no kitchen privileges. There's only one bathroom but no line because we are from India and do not bathe.
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Don't really wanna share my house op
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Room for rent in a Coach House if that's ok with You Yes, I live in a Coach House and Yes I'm looking for a roommate. No I don't live in a barn. It is a Coach House. Don't know what that is? Well maybe you're the one who has been living in barns, you rear end! Please only serious replies; I am getting sick and tired of being flamed by trolls about my living situation. A Coach House is a perfectly acceptable place to live! Do you want to live here? With me? In this Coach House? $750 per month, we split utilities (yes I have electricity, this is a Coach House for gods sake)
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CRAIGSLIST > Oregon > Portland NEED FELLOW TREEMATE Portland's Municipal Parks Department has decided to murder a thirty-two year old oak tree in the Central Hills Park so that the sheeple fucks eating their McFat's can see the lake better from the pavilion. Have a problem with it? Good. I need someone to continuously occupy the area in and around the tree with me so that someone is there to protect him while I run errands, go home, and eat. I will require a $250 deposit as proof of your good intentions. Half will be returned to you when we're done if you've lived up to my expectations. I can get food and water for you but will have to provide additional funds. Serious replies only.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:CRAIGSLIST > SF Bay AREA > San Francisco hosed up if true. 
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Can't stand the heat? Then stay out of the boiler room I'm renting out! Industrious principal and minister looking to keep southside middle school afloat, any means necessary! Will stay warm during winter. Will stay VERY warm all other seasons. Have the run of the grounds after six! $20,000/month, with special rates available to inspirational teachers who can reach these kids.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:CRAIGSLIST > SF Bay AREA > San Francisco eerily accurate
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Craigslist>San Diego room for rent no kitchen privileges, no overnight guests, no smoking, no drugs, no noise $800/mo female prefered
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Share my hovel (beard a must) Straight male looking for same to rent room in Canaryville hovel. Must have full luscious beard. No little beards or fancy mustaches; only a real gods honest mountain man beard will suffice. $300/month, no pets, no smoking, no shaving. If you have what it takes to fill my room, then message me and we'll get the ball rolling. I'm waiting 4 U
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There are actually a lot of creepy and hilarious room shared posts IRL
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CRAIGSLIST > Reno Share Room for Rent Downtown Reno ($400) Single recently divorced male looking for room mate , as in share my storage unit. Futon available, no sheets. Had a refrigerator but it broke. I have a 12 volt camping cooler that I keep deli meat and beer in, it's plugged into my truck. Share bathroom in Burger King next door. no pets. Call anytime DO contact me for unsolicited services or offers
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heap of laundry 4 rent (hot location, going FAST!!) my last roommate ditched out and left a ton of crap all over the place, including a big heap of bullshit hoodies and sleep pants wadded up in the closet. the beds already taken by a guy who does nothing but play the first five bars of Shine on You Crazy Diamond on guitar all day and night, but if u want to crash in the hoodie pile thats cool. must be 420 friendly as all oxygen in house has been replaced with chronic smoke. small pets ok.
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looking to share waterfront property on garbage island not a bad place, as far as abandoned fridges on freestanding artificial landmasses constructed entirely out of human refuse go. you'll get used to the itch. the smell? fuhgeddaboutit. looking to rent out the freezer; you can pay with food or cigarettes or what have you. we're pretty much everything friendly too. I mean, seriously.
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I have the rear end shits, I have aids
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CRAIGSLIST > Tallahassee Van for rent. I have a 1991 Chevrolet G20 Van for rent. Save money and live in style. VCR and TV included. CD player available when I am not driving the van. Back seats fold into a bed. Plush cherry red cloth interior. $200/mo. Van is my daily driver, so it is located at Home Depot (my workplace) during the day and in my yard at night. It may change location if I need to run to the beer store or to get dog food or something. looking for an easygoing dark loving individual (the lights run my battery down) who is down with the mobile life. 420 friendly a must. My wife will not let me smoke in the house. CALL ONLY xxx-xxx-xxxx
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