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psymonkey
May 22, 2006

This post is full of pretty awesome holes. I like all the holes in this post.
I heard this movie has a dope twist at the end, but I'm not up to watching it. I tried reading the synopsis on imdb, but it's too convoluted to really get.

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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

there's a false reveal of the antagonist and the real antagonist ends up being the supposedly dead guy that's been laying on the floor the whole movie, he gets up and walks away

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

he got sawed

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

the twist is linda is p. hot

psymonkey
May 22, 2006

This post is full of pretty awesome holes. I like all the holes in this post.

TOOT BOOT posted:

there's a false reveal of the antagonist and the real antagonist ends up being the supposedly dead guy that's been laying on the floor the whole movie, he gets up and walks away

Oh I see, thanks buddy!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
the twist is that despite the killer being named jigsaw, no one actually uses a jigsaw

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



its because of cancer then its linda

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

the dread pirate roberts was behind it all.

in the end.


a

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
I did nOT saw that coming! :haw:

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
the twist is that dr wesley from the princess bride cuts his own limb off to reach a phone instead of like using his belt or his pants or a tool like a monkey or parrot or dolphin or crow would it's very shocking

wtf cary elwes u used to be the poo poo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
jeff dunham forces bad actor to cut off limbs to free themselves

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
saw is about an evil doll or something that murders people for entertainment using various sharp objects.

kinda like a mixture of doom house (with a budget) and home improvement (without the funny bits).

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
so exactly like home improvement

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
The twist is that he was dead all along.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
Turns out everyone is gay the whole time

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Rosebud was the sled.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
He's Darth Vader's father and, he helps Spock come back to life.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Shaq cuts off the wrong foot

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
There were two killers the whole time, using some kind of voice-modulation device

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Someone spoil Saw for me:

Why didn't the fat guy just poo poo in the funnel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6ula2m5fw

I've given this a lot of thought. No way he would've died then. :colbert:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Carry Elwes dies

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
I will spoil it by telling you that watching it will not benefit you in any way and you will derive no lasting enjoyment from it.

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

Jabronie posted:

I did nOT saw that coming! :haw:

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

TOOT BOOT posted:

there's a false reveal of the antagonist and the real antagonist ends up being the supposedly dead guy that's been laying on the floor the whole movie, he gets up and walks away

flawless adaptation

psymonkey
May 22, 2006

This post is full of pretty awesome holes. I like all the holes in this post.
I was for some reason compelled to actually watch this after the nice man posted. I gotta say it wasn't nearly as gory as I thought it would be. the infamous foot scene is literally .5 seconds of on screen cutting, at the very beginning no less.

All I really have to add is that those 2 dudes are really good at throwing stuff across a room.

the other 2 most realest posts in this thread are

fanged wang posted:

the twist is that dr wesley from the princess bride cuts his own limb off to reach a phone instead of like using his belt or his pants or a tool like a monkey or parrot or dolphin or crow would it's very shocking

wtf cary elwes u used to be the poo poo

and

Pope Guilty posted:

I will spoil it by telling you that watching it will not benefit you in any way and you will derive no lasting enjoyment from it.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

William Bear posted:

Someone spoil Saw for me:

Why didn't the fat guy just poo poo in the funnel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6ula2m5fw

I've given this a lot of thought. No way he would've died then. :colbert:
no one thought to drop the cleaver down the chute either
i just watch a "best of" video of these traps and they seem usually breakable in some way i wouldve thought would be obvious like hey youre holding a cutting instrument maybe cut the threads holding your lips closed or jam the thing into the exposed gears in front of you

i face a saw trap in one form or another every day:
"i want to play a game your car wont start and you have to be to work in 20 minutes what do you do"
*huddles into a ball and cries waiting for death*

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

fanged wang posted:

the twist is that dr wesley from the princess bride cuts his own limb off to reach a phone instead of like using his belt or his pants or a tool like a monkey or parrot or dolphin or crow would it's very shocking

wtf cary elwes u used to be the poo poo

he then becomes jigsaw's apprentice for some reason

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

OMFG FURRY posted:

the twist is that despite the killer being named jigsaw, no one actually uses a jigsaw

itd be cool if one of the torture puzzles involved solving a jigsaw puzzle

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

Highly Unnecessary posted:

he then becomes jigsaw's apprentice for some reason

lol jfc cary elwes get it together man

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
as an autist i feel qualified to say these arent very good puzzles

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
they couldnt afford to pay more actors so the director is one of the guys in the room

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



psymonkey posted:

I was for some reason compelled to actually watch this after the nice man posted. I gotta say it wasn't nearly as gory as I thought it would be. the infamous foot scene is literally .5 seconds of on screen cutting, at the very beginning no less.

All I really have to add is that those 2 dudes are really good at throwing stuff across a room.

the other 2 most realest posts in this thread are


and

Its an old movie it was a different more innocent time.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
pants technology has come a long way

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Didn't realise that film showed so much of Bacon's bacon

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Robo Reagan posted:

so exactly like home improvement

It was pretty creepy ahen the doll started to do that grunting thing like a grurph hurrgh hurf

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



the plants are the ones killing everyone

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Ivor Biggun posted:

Didn't realise that film showed so much of Bacon's bacon



Thats a wild 7/10 split hes got going on there.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

psymonkey posted:

I heard this movie has a dope twist at the end, but I'm not up to watching it. I tried reading the synopsis on imdb, but it's too convoluted to really get.

I SAW, SAW and a dude uses a SAW to escape thats the end of SAW.

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
It was Earth all along!

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