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Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Fruit Smoothies posted:

Probably that goon who helps other goons get their finance in order... I'd look him up but I am too busy counting money like scrouge mcduck

Pillowpants I think.

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TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
I have a very diversified posting portfolio OP

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
The ugly jews who post about their $2000 gucci scarves all day will definitely become the richest people on the forum when their parents croak

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Beef Turret posted:

The ugly jews who post about their $2000 gucci scarves all day will definitely become the richest people on the forum when their parents croak

:eyepop:

thousandaire checking in

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

john malkovich

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


There's a poster around here whose family is one of the owners of the Willis (Sears) Tower, but he seems like a pretty cool guy so I won't reveal who is. He's probably pretty loaded though.

e: though I recall someone saying notch used to hang around here, so if that's the case, him.

ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Dec 6, 2014

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
There's those goons making six figs writting wierdo porn books

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
I think it was Koos Group before he spent millions of dollars to overturn his permaban.

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread
I'm pretty sure it's me. I own an entire candy company. Ask me about my glass elevator.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Leroy Diplowski posted:

I'm pretty sure it's me. I own an entire candy company. Ask me about my glass elevator.
why do you lure 5 children into your facilities every year and only let 4 out???

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


im living in poverty. someone send me money.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
I'm hood rich

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

a hole-y ghost posted:

why do you lure 5 children into your facilities every year and only let 4 out???

Look, I let 4 out ok. Can we drop this already. geeze.


Stealthgerbil posted:

im living in poverty. someone send me money.

actual rich person spotted

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
i have an IRA with over a thousand dollars in it

Lmao Tzu
Sep 11, 2014

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

lowtax is the "richest" close thread

Hahaha

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
robin williams or john stuart

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i own a car so my net worth is a car

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Dick Cheney is probably the richest person on the forums.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
corsair


old rich pool

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
it's me. i invested in beanie babies.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Lightanchor posted:

I have well over a hundred dollars

that's me out of the running then, best of luck to you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I have $13,000 and nothing to spend it on

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I have $13,000 and nothing to spend it on

Spend it on me. I'm pretty cool.

hectik
Dec 20, 2009
I'm literally typing this on an ultrabook/2-in-1/laplet tabtop. :shepspends:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

spud posted:

Spend it on me. I'm pretty cool.

I don't trust potatoes

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

all those goons that paid money for star citizen

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I make about as much money as the higher paid astronauts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mookface posted:

I make about as much money as the higher paid astronauts

so about $65,000 a year?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so about $65,000 a year?

140 000 thats some gs14 poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

bullshit

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

What why don't you think astronauts make that much

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mookface posted:

What why don't you think astronauts make that much

yeah, what the hell! all they have to do if float around!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah, what the hell! all they have to do if float around!

Its amazing I didn't even go to college and I make the same bank the highest paid astronauts do. Who's the loving smart guy now space man

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
prob dr pwn but I don't think she posts anymore

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mookface posted:

Its amazing I didn't even go to college and I make the same bank the highest paid astronauts do. Who's the loving smart guy now space man

what do you do to make so much?

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
coming soon yes it'll make me the richest person on these forums ;) :clint:

gonna make a giveaway cash thread soon so stay tuned

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

someone give me money so I can spend that money on drugs, will post about how bad my life is on the forums for your amusement

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what do you do to make so much?

i'm guessin' sales of some kind. those guys are always very flashy about their salaries. some sort of inferiority complex, me thinks.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
zaurg

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eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

ReidRansom posted:

There's a poster around here whose family is one of the owners of the Willis (Sears) Tower, but he seems like a pretty cool guy so I won't reveal who is. He's probably pretty loaded though.

e: though I recall someone saying notch used to hang around here, so if that's the case, him.

uh that's dorkasaurus Rex he posted about it himself but idk being a rich Moroccan Jew might not mean you personally have that much money if you're not the patriarch or w/e

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