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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What would you talk about if you were given the stage at TED and you got to wear that cool rear end headset? Nothing is off limits.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
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my dillz

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
poo poo n stuff

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pawn 17 posted:

my dillz

gonna be a short talk

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
The paycheck I will no doubt receive for speaking at TED.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Harald posted:

gonna be a short talk

I'm supposed to talk?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



the bristol shart chart

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
Social media.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
Disruption

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJn_DBTnrY

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING
The awesomeness of Something Awful and how everyone should sign up like it's 2004. Probably rap it too.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
World communist revolution, op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd probably print off the first 100 pages of the Star Wars pointy spaceships thread and read it off verbatim, the discussion will enthrall the audience and in future appearances I'd read off the rest of the thread.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
E-sports as an serious sport.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
How a bunch of rich, smarmy cunts standing around an auditorium, and patting each other on the back for being clever doesn't accomplish anything of real significance in the world.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Clitch posted:

How a bunch of rich, smarmy cunts standing around an auditorium, and patting each other on the back for being clever doesn't accomplish anything of real significance in the world.

might want to pad it out a little to make it last 5 minutes or ten minutes or whatever the gently caress time they are.
unless you just want to stretch the word "cuntssssss" out into an endless sibilant hiss until your larynx ruptures and you start dribbling blood

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Harald posted:

gonna be a short talk

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

bring back the commie thread ya bastard. all left wing political discussion isnt lf

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Has anyone ever actually learned anything from a ted talk?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Has anyone ever actually learned anything from a ted talk?

i learned to dry my hands with less paper towels!


i never do it though.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Oberleutnant posted:

bring back the commie thread ya bastard. all left wing political discussion isnt lf

It's

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
ethics in video game journalism

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Pawn 17 posted:

my dillz

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Doctor Dogballs' Boner Diet

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Id just talk about my day, like If I had a really good sandwich or publix was having a good sale on coffee so I went ahead and and bought some extra.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The telephone.

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.
I'd just read all the way through an internet ad.

" I'm here today to talk to you about this one weird old trick that you can use to make your everyday life better."

This is Roger" (next slide please). "Power companies hate him...."

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the art of masturbation and prolonging the orgasm (w/ demonstration)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mariana Horchata posted:

the art of masturbation and prolonging the orgasm (w/ demonstration)

link please

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Kohlrabi: It's not bad!

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
How I use my poop to power my my house.

By making GBS threads on my electric box.

This is called a life hax.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Oberleutnant posted:

World communist revolution, op

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
The threat posed by the ever-increasing capacity for lone actors to do harm. Today it's pissed off office workers with shotguns, tomorrow it's gonna be pissed off meteor miners with access to the orbital controls.

The Spiral Nemesis is real and it is going to destroy us all.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I'd talk about finding the biggest rock.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
Let Me Tell You How Public Masturbation Could Save The World

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'd stick the headset mic in my rear end and rip out a long wet fart and then stand in silence until security takes me off stage. I'm no rhetorician or an ideas man I'm a man of action

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
hmmm. i guess all of the cool sex moves i know from having sex with cool people all the time and also alcoholic drinks that i know about from going to very cool parties "on the reg"

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

best way to get adderall so you can make it through college

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
institutionalized racism in the USA

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