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i should porbably start
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I bike to work and wear white cotton tshirts, which I own a thousand of, so I can change out of the sweaty one. Then I febreeze my giant basket of tshirts so it smells minty fresh before paying the nice laundry people to bleach it for me b/c I am a nice person
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Dec 7, 2014 01:54
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naem posted:I bike to work and wear white cotton tshirts, which I own a thousand of, so I can change out of the sweaty one. you are the whitest person on earth
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Dec 7, 2014 01:56
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When I smoked a lot of pot as a teenager I'd spray it all over. Found out that it will highlight my hair with blonde streaks.
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Dec 7, 2014 03:20
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Have I ever seen someone spray febreeze on themselves? Yes. Musicians. On stage. Non-Ironically. It was loving weird.
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Dec 7, 2014 03:48
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One time in a high school I was riding in a car with some high school guys and the driver and the passenger riding shotgun got in a febreeze fight while the car was moving. We didn't die but we did come up to a light on the line between two lanes. I didn't go with them for lunch anymore after that.
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Dec 7, 2014 04:09
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i sometimes use fabreeze to disable flies to then murder them
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Dec 7, 2014 04:16
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I put febreze on my office mate once. e: after cucking.
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Dec 7, 2014 04:42
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AH_7921 posted:When I smoked a lot of pot as a teenager I'd spray it all over. Found out that it will highlight my hair with blonde streaks. the blonde brows/lashes are yet another rad side effect of gettin breezed the gently caress out
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Dec 7, 2014 05:02
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That's called a whore bath
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Dec 7, 2014 09:43
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Crusty Nutsack posted:That's called a whore bath no that's just scrubbing your pits and crotch with a wet washrag or something
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Dec 7, 2014 10:00
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no
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Dec 7, 2014 10:01
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I was in a play that ran six weeks and by the second our costumes stunk to high heaven but the theatre company had no budget for washing. We did have a bottle of Febreze. To save time, instead of just spraying the clothes on a hanger there developed this ritual of spraying up into the air and walking underneath it in full costume. Do not do this. Sure, you laugh, but then immediately feel bad about everything. Also get a new pair of tights every week if tights are a part of your costume, you smelly bastard. The smell of Febreze is now forever linked in my mind with tights funk.
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Dec 7, 2014 10:24
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wow good post man
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Dec 7, 2014 10:58
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I'd kinda like to talk to someone who could lick their own balls for a few hours skype me anytime
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Dec 7, 2014 11:13
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my friend drank it once I didn't believe him until it was confirmed by a different friend who wouldn't lie
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Dec 7, 2014 11:20
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My friends and I created the idea that Febreeze was really a drug because of the bath salts fiascos on the news at the time. We called it "Free-beez" and convinced a friend that it would get him high. So he sprayed it directly into his nose and snorted the poo poo out of it. I only wish I had pictures.
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Dec 9, 2014 10:38
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One of my guilty pleasures is feeding the native girls on the rez lysol sandwiches.
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Dec 9, 2014 11:52
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I once watched a co-worker do the following: Lift his arm and smell his own armpit. Say "Man, I stink!" Reach into the pocket of his leather jacket and pull out a mini spray bottle of Febreeze. Hose down his underarms and coat. I shudder to think what his house smelled like.
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Dec 10, 2014 13:12
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i've febreezed my cat that is not a euphemism
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Dec 10, 2014 13:18
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I know someone who smokes and sprays febreeze on themselves after.
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Dec 10, 2014 13:20
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Jimson posted:One of my guilty pleasures is feeding the native girls on the rez lysol sandwiches. What the gently caress
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Dec 10, 2014 19:20
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I have, in fact, done this
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Dec 10, 2014 19:24
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Luvcow posted:Last time I breezed I woke up two days later with a tiny Casio keyboard I'd apparently ordered sitting on my doorstep Lol nice reference
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Dec 10, 2014 19:46
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Jimson posted:One of my guilty pleasures is feeding the native girls on the rez lysol sandwiches. naem posted:What the gently caress yea the gently caress? Jungle232 fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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Dec 10, 2014 23:27
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man I thought you meant like someone tries to use Febreeze and they just spray the Febreeze backwards by accident right into their eyes and I was laughing about it for a good while
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