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Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
i dont know how to code.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


same op

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
i am sorry about this forums poster anime sandwich

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
would you like to know?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Misandrist Wytch posted:

i dont know how to code.

that's okay, we were all basic bitches once

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
maybe you should ask tcc

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

tis a shame, op, that you know not of this great art form. i, the code poet, shall be your guide to this wonderful world within the computer box!

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again

Valeyard posted:

would you like to know?

yes.

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
Coding freaking owns as long as you aren't the one doing it

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

suffix posted:

maybe you should ask tcc

have you ever eyeballed java? its a bad idea

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

don't worry, none of us do, we just pretend we know how

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
it's ok op lots of people dont

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
just get someone else to code for you. coders are a dime a dozen. idea guys are the rare gems

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Suspicious posted:

just get someone else to code for you. coders are a dime a dozen. idea guys are the rare gems

that too, apparently acting like a person on the telephone and in email with a vendor is some rare and valuable skill

Dotcom Jillionaire
Jul 19, 2006

Social distortion
i know how to code.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


same op

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I coded some lil nintendo DS demos once

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker

Misandrist Wytch posted:

i dont know how to code.

*snort snigger snort*

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

I coded some lil nintendo DS demos once

pics or it didn't happen

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how intelligent are bears?

are they smart?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

akadajet posted:

pics or it didn't happen

idk if I saved any but I found this

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Knowing how to program owns because you can do things like this

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Doc Block posted:

Knowing how to program owns because you can do things like this



Your entire life is a testament to wasted potential and your parents are ashamed of you.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
but enough about your posting

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Silver Alicorn posted:

idk if I saved any but I found this



post more of this

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
neither, OP


https://docs.unrealengine.com/latest/INT/Engine/Blueprints/index.html


i do this instead

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

neither, OP

a lie, kind of. i can do a c or python if the need arises

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

i know (in order of goodness):

CSS,
PHP,
Javascript,
Swift (iOS),
Node

but like i'm literally doing hello world in node right now and i have made like two Swift iOS apps straight from a how-to book so.

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW

PleasureKevin posted:

i know (in order of goodness):

CSS,
PHP,
Javascript,
Swift (iOS),
Node

but like i'm literally doing hello world in node right now and i have made like two Swift iOS apps straight from a how-to book so.

Bitch all of this is bullshit "web developer" languages ha ha nigga learn a C or a D lmao

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


same op

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
same op

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
how do you make the computer do a thing

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
lol if u do

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
did you know that in 5 years 80% of all jobs will be coders and moms everywhere will starve

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

black man 3 posted:

Bitch all of this is bullshit "web developer" languages ha ha nigga learn a C or a D lmao

too bad no one will ever C your D

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

thats never stopped anyone from becoming a developer if thats your concern

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

duTrieux. posted:

that's okay, we were all BASIC bitches once

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