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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


gary oldmans diary posted:

it looks like youre supposed to fit your sack through the lower hole but it looks too small for even 1 normal testicle to go through
and do you have to be flaccid to fit into that hole

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

yr supposed to pop each ball through individually i think

gary oldmans diary posted:

i wouldnt want to squeeze them in their individually by pushing them in there forward even of that would work because i like to keep my boys in line
i wouldnt slide them into something in a way that i have to rotate their orientation and then count on me rotating them back in the order they were even if it was just 2 seconds ago
testicular torsion just aint cool

:lol: look at these amateurs

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
i bet if you pinched that dudes dick he'd cry like a baby and stop calling people fag

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