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Wootman posted:just put a gauze on your dick when you are going out and pee then when you get home throw it out, silent AND convenient Adult diapers. Cheaper and more comfortable.
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Wootman posted:just put a gauze on your dick when you are going out and pee then when you get home throw it out, silent AND convenient Frank Horrigan posted:Adult diapers. Cheaper and more comfortable.
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Frank Horrigan posted:Adult diapers. Cheaper and more comfortable. what a gay idea for gay big babies
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Dec 8, 2014 16:24
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Just piss, faggots. Just piss and man up and say I Pissed! I Made The PISS! And I DONT CARE! ITS MINE!
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Wootman posted:what a gay idea for gay big babies lol if you've never worn an adult diaper to a formal event
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Frank Horrigan posted:Method 2: The Thirsty Bird German toilets are built for stealth pissing:  The trade off is that it's hard to hide the fact that you just took a poo poo if you don't flush quickly enough.
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were only talking about stealth pissing because stealth making GBS threads is already a done deal get that 卐 toilet outta here
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gary oldmans diary posted:were only talking about stealth pissing because stealth making GBS threads is already a done deal what if i take massive logs that make loud splashing noises and clogs the toilet? how do i stealth poo poo properly i feel this is important.
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Zazi posted:jfc just piss in the sink like a normal human being
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Wootman posted:what if i take massive logs that make loud splashing noises and clogs the toilet? how do i stealth poo poo properly i feel this is important. no hitler toilets in america we dont examine our poo poo for health reasons we do it because were proud of the size or camouflage pattern produced you can do that when you win world wars
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Wootman posted:what if i take massive logs that make loud splashing noises and clogs the toilet? how do i stealth poo poo properly i feel this is important. If you don't have a wooden spoon on you to catch the poo poo so you can gently place it in the bowl. I don't even want to know you.
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I am Toni Lippi posted:If you don't have a wooden spoon on you to catch the poo poo so you can gently place it in the bowl. I don't even want to know you. gary oldmans diary posted:dip your sphincter close enough to the water and manage clogs by pouring a smooth stream of hot water into the toilet and letting the temperature difference work out the clog 
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Dec 8, 2014 17:05
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I like to bring a nice dinner plate with me so I can perform the Trickle Down
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I am Toni Lippi posted:If you don't have a wooden spoon on you to catch the poo poo so you can gently place it in the bowl. I don't even want to know you. Same but substitute a ladle for the spoon.
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gary oldmans diary posted:dip your sphincter close enough to the water and manage clogs by pouring a smooth stream of hot water into the toilet and letting the temperature difference work out the clog You ever look in the toilet afterwards and think "that's how much dick I could take"?
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I just sit down and piss. Takes out all the guess work and lets you think of more important things like "man that is a good piss" or "I should post about this on SA" But that's just loving crazy. Also it arbitrarily makes you gay, because you need to loving mark where you've been. edit: I'm high, hi.
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Frank Horrigan posted:You ever look in the toilet afterwards and think "that's how much dick I could take"? I always think, "I didn't eat that much corn."
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Frank Horrigan posted:You ever look in the toilet afterwards and think "that's how much dick I could take"? 
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Use a catheter and don't bother ever using a toilet again.
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Schisser posted:German toilets are built for stealth pissing: You're supposed to put toilet paper on the poopshelf before you dook in it, hth.
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Jesus, don't you guys know anything? You just pinch the end of your foreskin and let it fill up like a water balloon. You can then release it at the time and place of your choosing.  If you're circumcised, I guess just piss all over the floor, since no one will expect any different from you.
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You seem so opposed to just sitting down and urinating in the toilet the way it was intended. Does your dick whistle or something? I doubt your pissing sounds much different than anyone else. That being said, run the faucet and piss in the sink like a man.
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Poisoning the well Remove the lid of the toilet tank; this may prove difficult if there is a bunch of doilies/magazines on top. Relieve yourself in the tank. The high walls of the tank and proximity to the pelvic area greatly lessen the chances of urinating on the floor. Moreover, the styrofoam will keep it quiet. 
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Just take a shower as sound cover and piss in there.
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Just piss in the tank u idiot
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AH_7921 posted:You seem so opposed to just sitting down and urinating in the toilet the way it was intended. Dick Whistle would be a good forum name.
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Zazi posted:jfc just piss in the sink like a normal human being
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Schisser posted:lol w-why
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if you don't just piss in your own mouth I don't even want to know you
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Schisser posted:lol what happens if you take a megadump is your pile just on that shelf coming ever closer to your rear end or what
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Schisser posted:lol do you stick your dick in the upper hole and just pee? im very confused
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Schisser posted:lol i took a huge poo poo in one of these in holland once and as it slipped off the shitshelf it accurately recreated the sinking of the titanic, the front tipped over, the back raised up to nearly vertical before snapping and falling back down and then the whole thing slipped beneath the waves
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Wootman posted:do you stick your dick in the upper hole and just pee? im very confused No no one holes for poop, one holes for fuckin. Like a woman!
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http://yppm.removed.us these methods are encouraged for stealth
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Zazi posted:jfc just piss in the sink like a normal human being Rapman the Cook posted:Just piss, faggots. Noyemi K posted:if you don't just piss in your own mouth I don't even want to know you Sound posted:Just piss in the tank u idiot 
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proven
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its always weird when some frankensteins cock skin is a different color than rest of him
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I dunno man tried the thirsty bird today and it went pretty well, nobody heard or anything but somehow the toilet water went UP and INTO my URETHRA
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i do a basic P.O.P. (pee on porcelain) op
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