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Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo

VendaGoat posted:

Downward Dong


Hang You'reself aka Burden Of Being A Dickhaver

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Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo

Frank Horrigan posted:

Method 2: The Thirsty Bird


I'd go for this but I done ran out of dick. I'm white. Help what do I do :(

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

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why do american toilets have so much water in them anyways? can't you take a doodoo without draining a loving lake?

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

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nothing to pump up that feeling of first world superiority than looking at a pic of an african village and thinking heh my poo poo drinks more water daily than these dudes :smug:

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

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you could just poop in your hands and carefully place it in the toilet, all neat and no splashing

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

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naem posted:

wonder toilet that can flush like 100 mcnuggets



eh

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

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when I was a kid I tossed toilet paper down there and pretended it was the hull of an enemy submarine and my dick was another submarine shooting lasers at it

sunk those fuckers down

e: actually thats how I still piss

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

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THE PENETRATOR posted:

it won't, but the anticipation will make you believe that you are, and you will feel it, but then you will touch your ding dong and it will not be wet, and you will be okay

call it what you will, but I claim this as proof of ghosts

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Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

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loving hell you're dead, leave my dick alone and go for the light :mad:

what the hell is wrong with you

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