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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Always far too much potato insides to crunchy outsides

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Oh no you didnt.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Haven't had them in years where do you get them besides high school lunch rooms?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Sweet potato fries also suck. They are good for like one or two bites and then it's just too much.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
You mean pom poms or mexifries op?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
fried potatoes are just good the details dont matter

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gary oldmans diary posted:

fried potatoes are just good the details dont matter

Its probably the worst food for you

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

mookface posted:

Its probably the worst food for you
the details

dont matter

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Well the universe sucks and life is awful so enjoy the drat potato if that's what you want

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

mookface posted:

You mean pom poms or mexifries op?

I mean tater tots

this is america

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
They're the chicken mcnugget of the potato world.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Gorilla Salad posted:

They're the chicken mcnugget of the potato world.

pink potato slime?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
One of the most expensive meals I ever ate turned out to be, in fact, a small steak on a gigantic tater tot in a ring of gravy. Chefs are seriously the ultimate scam artists

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Robo Reagan posted:

Well the universe sucks and life is awful so enjoy the drat potato if that's what you want

heavy stuff

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

ZombieParts posted:

One of the most expensive meals I ever ate turned out to be, in fact, a small steak on a gigantic tater tot in a ring of gravy. Chefs are seriously the ultimate scam artists

welcome to there world of fine dining where most of you retards could make the same poo poo for a fraction of the cost if you didn't rely on bagel bites and actually learned to cook idiot fuckerds

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
I like 'em. Some nice crunchy tater tots with some nice crunchy fish sticks.

You need a well balanced meal though, please advise on best veggies to have with this tasty meal.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

plumper fuckbus posted:

welcome to there world of fine dining where most of you retards could make the same poo poo for a fraction of the cost if you didn't rely on bagel bites and actually learned to cook idiot fuckerds

my house doesnt have required valet parking, dick

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Viridiant posted:

I like 'em. Some nice crunchy tater tots with some nice crunchy fish sticks.

You need a well balanced meal though, please advise on best veggies to have with this tasty meal.


Hi-C is fruit juice

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
its fruit drink but same thing

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Tater tots are great and my grandmother used to call them dog turds and now she's dead thanks op.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I CANT COOK TATER TOTS, I BETTER MAKE A THREAD ABOUT HOW I CANT COOK RETARD-EASY FOODS

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

ZombieParts posted:

One of the most expensive meals I ever ate turned out to be, in fact, a small steak on a gigantic tater tot in a ring of gravy. Chefs are seriously the ultimate scam artists

You need to have a sophisticated palate to appreciate gourmet food. Of course you're not gonna be able to appreciate it if poor people food is all you're used to

*holds scented handkerchief over nose to block out the stench of poverty*

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

burritolingus posted:

Tater tots are great and my grandmother used to call them dog turds and now she's dead thanks op.

it has a lot to do with the fact that you like tater tots


if you hate them she will come back and love you

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Rapman the Cook posted:

I CANT COOK TATER TOTS, I BETTER MAKE A THREAD ABOUT HOW I CANT COOK RETARD-EASY FOODS

yes

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Hey Napoleon, give me some of your tots lol

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

mrwuss posted:

it has a lot to do with the fact that you like tater tots


if you hate them she will come back and love you

Don't want no zombie grandma.

Got tater tots.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Tatter toots!

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Troll much op?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

people who like them are a trigger

plz respect me and stay out

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Trigger warning: I like tater tots.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

burritolingus posted:

Trigger warning: I like tater tots.

GET OUT

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
you gonna eat those tots?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I think Tater Tots are illegal in Europe.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

spud posted:

I think Tater Tots are illegal in Europe.

too bad your entire continent smells like nyc (piss and poo poo, mostly piss)

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Op just get the mini tater-tots if you can't deal with the entire tot not being crispy deep fried you loving child.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

tater tots are nasty as gently caress and I don't care how fancy you make them. sweet potato tots with some hosed up garlic aioli or mustard. served on some kind of square piece of limestone and charged 9 bucks for this puke on a plate. I would rather eat bullets and often do

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Arkanomen posted:

Op just get the mini tater-tots if you can't deal with the entire tot not being crispy deep fried you loving child.

THEY DONT OFFER MINI TOTS AT SONIC AT 6AM

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

mrwuss posted:

THEY DONT OFFER MINI TOTS AT SONIC AT 6AM

Eat a loving bagel, it's 6 in the morning.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Arkanomen posted:

Eat a loving bagel, it's 6 in the morning.

thanks for the tip, ill be sure to take it into advice

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

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