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so handicapped and so helpless, yet still so smug. yeah, he's a goon.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:29 |
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Uh-oh Spaghettios. Seriously, what happened to this guy?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:41 |
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Still living in the basemrnt, Matt?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:44 |
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I.C. posted:Uh-oh Spaghettios. he didn't wear a helmet.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:52 |
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I am curious now about people who don't wear seatbelts.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:58 |
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never feed a road cyclist past midnight.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 02:59 |
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You really ought to wear a helmet.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:04 |
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numberoneposter posted:never feed a road cyclist past midnight. Seriously. Arrive alive, y'all.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:11 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:If you want to survive as a cyclist, you gotta be prepared to bust a skull or two with a baseball bat. that's what a ulock is for.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:24 |
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ASSASSINS! posted:that's what a ulock is for. how is a lock going to stop a car
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 03:34 |
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It kills the driver
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:28 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:It kills the driver i think the difference in mass tells a different story, a story of a dead human being bicycle rider protip: ride your baby toys in the park not on the road, that's for adults
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:32 |
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Plafop posted:It's a giant leprechaun baby. I am now going to Hell you loving poo poo as I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:43 |
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Top City Homo posted:i think the difference in mass tells a different story, a story of a dead human being bicycle rider People that think bicycles are just for recreation are generally tremendous fatties. HTH
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:00 |
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Top City Homo posted:i think the difference in mass tells a different story, a story of a dead human being bicycle rider Yeah, if you don't drive a huge SUV or monster truck to work then you're just a pussy and you deserve to get murdered by a larger, superior vehicle
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:12 |
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QuarkJets posted:Yeah, if you don't drive a huge SUV or monster truck to work then you're just a pussy and you deserve to get murdered by a larger, superior vehicle this guy gets it
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:01 |
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QuarkJets posted:Yeah, if you don't drive a huge SUV or monster truck to work then you're just a pussy and you deserve to get murdered by a larger, superior vehicle Finally, a voice of reason. I almost hit some dickhead cyclist downtown last week because they felt entitled to cross all three lanes as the light turned green. The only reason I stopped is because I didn't want to damage my car. gently caress cyclists, get off my loving roads you smug-rear end entitled cunts.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:07 |
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Infidel Castro posted:Finally, a voice of reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6zj5nhASk0
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:15 |
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Please, allow me to have the last word. We 4-wheelers are fine to share the road with y'all on 2. Just don't be jerky about it. Also, the jerkiest you can be on a bike will is like…1/20th of how jerky someone in a car can be. Please use your hand signals if you are pretending to be a vehicle; if you are a bike messenger with a death wish, you can do whatever, as long as it doesn't endanger other people. Peds always have the right of way. Stay off highways. THE END
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:16 |
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btw guys im "that cyclist" and i dont give a gently caress im also "that driver" and im also "that guy" on the sidewalk you can get the gently caress out of my way; i am more important that you. numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Dec 9, 2014 |
# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:19 |
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Was sort of cycling with a group of folks earlier this year before it got cold. Wear a loving helmet and don't ride like a dick. Sometimes that group consisted of like 40+ people, on a random Tuesday night. We'd bike around the city and people would think something is going on. Bikes are fun.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:21 |
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George is making a joke here because no one uses hand signals now. But when my blinkers were out you best believed I used them. People are too cool I guess. LAST WORD.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:21 |
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bice culls
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:23 |
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why would you care if a bike runs a red light
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:26 |
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Pivotal Lever posted:why would you care if a bike runs a red light i go through any light i think is clear enough to run, ive been burned by the cops before, pay to play
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:28 |
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same, i run red lights to minimize the amount of time spent next to cars
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:31 |
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The worst is the bike guys that hold up traffic when they get off their bike to play pedestrian in a crosswalk.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:49 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Wear a loving helmet. Wear a loving helmet.Wear a loving helmet. OP, by now the girl you hit is already dead. You can do nothing for her. Grap a shovel, dig a hole and get on with your life. At least you still have one.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:58 |
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numberoneposter posted:top city homo is getting all butthurt i will end you bike drivers are poo poo humans and i lust for their death
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 08:20 |
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Rambling Robot posted:OP, by now the girl you hit is already dead. You can do nothing for her. Grap a shovel, dig a hole and get on with your life. At least you still have one. leave her for the crows
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 08:21 |
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if you are hit by a car then lol if you think a helmet is going to do poo poo.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 08:23 |
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What about the pedestrians that jaywalk by running into the street, before growing so self conscious they nearly stop moving to walk the last 1/4 of the way. loving just run man
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:34 |
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that dude has duchenne muscular dystrophy and lives in alabama so his parents have probably never even bought him a bike bet he has a sweetass offroad wheelchair tho
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 10:15 |
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SaltLick posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SeiFJ_biSc
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 11:21 |
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Chaka crippled.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 11:39 |
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Top City Homo posted:i will end you
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 11:56 |
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TOILETLORD posted:they should charge all bicyclist a vehicle registration fee, and make them get motor cycle plates to use the roads. This, I don't have a problem with cyclists who follow the rules, but it's loving infuriating how man of them don't care for any rules and just assume you'll do a full break when they decide they want to change lane without signal, checking for traffic behind them or anything. Not to mention that they love to change between pedestrian/vehicle mode on the fly, not caring at all for any actual pedestrians or vehicles in the process. Just having a way to ID them so they can't get away with everything would be a big plus.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 11:56 |
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anyone who crosses a street should have a helmet and insurance because drivers actually can't drive and are not really held accountable because its an "accident" and you actually risk your life even getting close to a cross walk
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 12:03 |
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Weirdly enough, pedestrians around here are rather safe and a cross walk will get you across the street with the drivers stopping in front if it if they see you want to cross (as per regulation). There's still a lot of bycicle related accidents though, because they don't care about any traffic regulations and we germans get confused easily when people don't follow regulations, rules and laws.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 12:09 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:What about the pedestrians that jaywalk by running into the street, before growing so self conscious they nearly stop moving to walk the last 1/4 of the way. top city homo is just angry because hes a fat cager turd in SF and is just jealous of the super fit fixie dudes. bet you couldn't bike or run for 10 minutes without coughing up a lung. just angry and broiling that those fixie boys getting all that hipster pussy.
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