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i only wear a helmet when i bike on the road, op
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op. what if they get hurt, but not their head, they just break theyre' arm?
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Dec 9, 2014 12:15
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Am I too late to say bikes are for fags? Bikes are for fags.
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Dec 9, 2014 12:47
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I'm lolling hardcore at all the fat americans opposing cycling jesus christ 
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Dec 9, 2014 14:26
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its ok to blame the bicycle rider in ANY accident op
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Dec 9, 2014 14:28
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itt: lots of people hating on us fit, sexy cyclists that are constantly swimming in pussy.
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Dec 9, 2014 14:31
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cycling regularly causes malformed sperm malformed sperm probably cause cyclists
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Dec 9, 2014 18:30
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numberoneposter posted:cock of the walk one day, feather duster the next, and guess what, you are getting plucked BITCH biker protip: DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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Dec 9, 2014 19:01
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numberoneposter posted:i hit them with my shoulder. its a harsh world and lessons about right of way must be taught. i always follow up with a double reverse "gently caress YOU" or a jerking off gesture. hey bro guess what. I pump iron 5 times a week if any of you spandex wearing faggots try to get it on with my you will find that i will outrun you, and just shoulder check your into the asphalt and hope your fixies get caught up in your legs on the way down and mangle you i dont gently caress around i have anger issues and i will snap a bitch in two and the cops will be on my side
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Dec 9, 2014 19:06
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Top City Homo posted:biker protip: DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED Suck it old man *does a sick wheelie out of here while flipping YOU the bird*
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Dec 9, 2014 19:07
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Top City Homo posted:hey bro guess what. I pump iron 5 times a week lol i'll just shoot you. ain't no amount of hypermasculine posturing gonna stop a bullet.
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Dec 9, 2014 19:12
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:lol i'll just shoot you. ain't no amount of hypermasculine posturing gonna stop a bullet. yeah plus we are skilled cyclist so we can bike and shoot two uzis at the same time you crockity old man you
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Dec 9, 2014 19:16
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:lol i'll just shoot you. ain't no amount of hypermasculine posturing gonna stop a bullet. good to know you conceal carry in NY you dumb bitch . i hope the next time you crash into a pedestrian and your gun falls out one of those fat NY pigs chokes you to death
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Dec 9, 2014 19:19
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My favourite are the 'bikes are healthy and green' nutcases. Ok dude, tell me how environmentally friendly carbon fibre is to manufacture and why I'm better off exposed to the elements rather than in a vehicle that won't collapse when it hits a small pebble, doesn't get punctured tyres every second week and has UV protection in the glass so I don't end up looking like a leather sofa by the time I'm 30.
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Dec 9, 2014 20:09
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Top City Homo posted:good to know you conceal carry in NY you dumb bitch . i hope the next time you crash into a pedestrian and your gun falls out one of those fat NY pigs chokes you to death
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Dec 9, 2014 20:19
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numberoneposter posted:you are the biggest piece of poo poo i hope you get a hernia and then a brain aneurism and then a prolapsed anus and a ruptured vertebrae i'm.
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Dec 9, 2014 20:21
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Top City Homo posted:hey bro guess what. I pump iron 5 times a week Translation: Not only am I a fatty, but I am a short fatty.
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Dec 9, 2014 20:22
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It's not fair to blame a victim of an accident that wasn't their fault. However, if they did not take a simple step in a dangerous situation to mitigate possible injury then feel free to criticize the poo poo out of them. It's no different than if someone is hit by another driver and was not wearing their seat belt. Accident isn't their fault but they are dumb for not wearing the seatbelt. If the accident was their fault though they aren't a victim, just a moron.
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Dec 9, 2014 20:31
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Top City Homo posted:hey bro guess what. I pump iron 5 times a week Hahahahaha you're a loving retard.
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Dec 9, 2014 20:42
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Translation: Not only am I a fatty, but I am a short fatty. i am angry, angry about bicycles
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Dec 9, 2014 20:42
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Butt Wizard posted:My favourite are the 'bikes are healthy and green' nutcases. china makes most of it and who cares if china pollutes itself cmon man keep up
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Dec 9, 2014 20:44
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Butt Wizard posted:My favourite are the 'bikes are healthy and green' nutcases. like "hurrrr bikes manufacturing pollutes so it's perfectly fine for me to pollute 20-fold cause you're doin it too". that's a child's mentality. literally, that is how children think. "BUT MOOOOOOOM he was doing it too!"
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Dec 9, 2014 20:47
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I fell down on a bike going full speed down a hill then trying to brake and turn without a helmet. Luckily, I just tucked my head into my chest and landed on my back no injuries lol@people who fall on their head. Why would you choose to do that. Your brain is in your head you idiots.
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Dec 9, 2014 20:47
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Top City Homo posted:i am angry, angry about bicycles
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Dec 9, 2014 20:48
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numberoneposter posted:cager lol nice motorcycle lingo
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Dec 9, 2014 21:00
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Top City Homo posted:i am angry, angry about bicycles please don't DDOS me 
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Dec 9, 2014 22:08
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:like "hurrrr bikes manufacturing pollutes so it's perfectly fine for me to pollute 20-fold cause you're doin it too". that's a child's mentality. literally, that is how children think. "BUT MOOOOOOOM he was doing it too!" In my defense, I didn't claim I wasn't a hypocritical rear end in a top hat either.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:21
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Top City Homo posted:how is a lock going to stop a car because you stupid faggots always stop and threaten to get out of your car but gently caress right off as soon as the ulock comes out. that or you loose your passenger side mirror. 
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Dec 10, 2014 03:27
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Butt Wizard posted:My favourite are the 'bikes are healthy and green' nutcases. no one commutes on a carbon road bike you stupid oval office
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Dec 10, 2014 03:32
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I keep a small coal fire burning in my bike basket at all times to remind nature who is boss
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Dec 10, 2014 03:40
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ASSASSINS! posted:no one commutes on a carbon road bike you stupid oval office that makes sense because most cyclists don't seem to be commuting anywhere
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Dec 10, 2014 04:20
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Butt Wizard posted:that makes sense because most cyclists don't seem to be commuting anywhere I'm pretty sure they commute up their own asses on the reg.
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Dec 10, 2014 04:23
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ASSASSINS! posted:because you stupid faggots always stop and threaten to get out of your car but gently caress right off as soon as the ulock comes out. that or you loose your passenger side mirror. you are all lucky i no longer carry a loving machete in my trunk
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Dec 10, 2014 05:09
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Top City Homo posted:you are all lucky i no longer carry a loving machete in my trunk I am so picturing you driving a Smart car with a powered wheelchair attached to the back that you laboriously lower down in order to motor your bulk into Dennys.
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Dec 10, 2014 05:13
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Top City Homo posted:you are all lucky i no longer carry a loving machete in my trunk lmao
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Dec 10, 2014 05:13
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i will go ms13 on ur rear end
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Dec 10, 2014 05:29
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I am so picturing you driving a Smart car with a powered wheelchair attached to the back that you laboriously lower down in order to motor your bulk into Dennys. feet touching the ground is for peasants and dainty faggots
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Dec 10, 2014 05:59
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Top City Homo posted:you are all lucky i no longer carry a loving machete in my trunk (It's been replaced by a large double-ended dildo)
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various cheeses posted:(It's been replaced by a large double-ended dildo) thats a good idea i am drooling at the prospect of beating a pale spandex bike rider with a dildo
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