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I like to see people riding bikes, smoking cigarettes. Cracks me up. Laughing just thinking about it. What a juxtaposition.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 20:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:52 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i smoke when i ride so people won't mistake me for someone who is riding to be healthy or riding to make some sort of political statement. ie, a bourgeoisie cyclist. It also takes skill to handle both at the same time…and smoking looks cool…and people don't wear helmets because they don't want to look like lamewads…Boys, I think we just solved the problem -- Mandatory cigarette laws will save lives.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 21:16 |
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Three Olives, do you remember when that girl who was jogging was hit by the bicyclist on Katy Trail and it was because she was listening to an iPod?
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 21:22 |
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Donors make better livers. And you gotta notify your next of kin if you are a donor because that's who has final say-so, not what's on your license…I could be lying but I'm pretty sure I'm not. I don't know what happens if you have no next of kin or executor or whatever. Pauper's field, I guess. For what's left of you.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 23:06 |
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Bicyclists intimidate me.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 00:47 |
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I ate it so many times on mine and never wore a helmet and look at me now.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 02:25 |
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Uh-oh Spaghettios. Seriously, what happened to this guy?
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 02:41 |
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I am curious now about people who don't wear seatbelts.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 02:58 |
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numberoneposter posted:never feed a road cyclist past midnight. Seriously. Arrive alive, y'all.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 03:11 |
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Please, allow me to have the last word. We 4-wheelers are fine to share the road with y'all on 2. Just don't be jerky about it. Also, the jerkiest you can be on a bike will is like…1/20th of how jerky someone in a car can be. Please use your hand signals if you are pretending to be a vehicle; if you are a bike messenger with a death wish, you can do whatever, as long as it doesn't endanger other people. Peds always have the right of way. Stay off highways. THE END
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 07:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:52 |
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George is making a joke here because no one uses hand signals now. But when my blinkers were out you best believed I used them. People are too cool I guess. LAST WORD.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 07:21 |