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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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this is me IRL

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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never feed a road cyclist past midnight.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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btw guys im "that cyclist" and i dont give a gently caress

im also "that driver" and im also "that guy" on the sidewalk

you can get the gently caress out of my way; i am more important that you.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Dec 9, 2014

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Pivotal Lever posted:

why would you care if a bike runs a red light
top city homo is getting all butthurt

i go through any light i think is clear enough to run, ive been burned by the cops before, pay to play

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Top City Homo posted:

i will end you

bike drivers are poo poo humans and i lust for their death
cock of the walk one day, feather duster the next, and guess what, you are getting plucked BITCH

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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anyone who crosses a street should have a helmet and insurance because drivers actually can't drive and are not really held accountable because its an "accident" and you actually risk your life even getting close to a cross walk

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Your Dead Gay Son posted:

What about the pedestrians that jaywalk by running into the street, before growing so self conscious they nearly stop moving to walk the last 1/4 of the way.

loving just run man
i hit them with my shoulder. its a harsh world and lessons about right of way must be taught. i always follow up with a double reverse "gently caress YOU" or a jerking off gesture.

top city homo is just angry because hes a fat cager turd in SF and is just jealous of the super fit fixie dudes. bet you couldn't bike or run for 10 minutes without coughing up a lung. just angry and broiling that those fixie boys getting all that hipster pussy.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Top City Homo posted:

good to know you conceal carry in NY you dumb bitch . i hope the next time you crash into a pedestrian and your gun falls out one of those fat NY pigs chokes you to death
you are the biggest piece of poo poo i hope you get a hernia and then a brain aneurism and then a prolapsed anus and a ruptured vertebrae

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Top City Homo posted:

i am angry, angry about bicycles
whats it like to go through life in a constant state of frustration and confrontation? spare us your aggro bullshit and drop dead of a heart attack already.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Top City Homo posted:

thats a good idea

i am drooling at the prospect of beating a pale spandex bike rider with a dildo
you are a joke, do you even play sports? what is your BMI you fat chunky gently caress. your whole attitude is a joke. get real dipshit.

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Top City Homo posted:

lol you idiot

i cant do this anymore
see you in the next life rear end in a top hat

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