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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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Wear a loving helmet. Wear a loving helmet.Wear a loving helmet.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Ok now that we have four pages I'll tell you what made me post this:

Three sibling/kids were crossing the street on their bikes, using a crosswalk, and one got hit and died. hosed up, right? But this is what gets me is they were riding with the youngest in the middle (I don't know if abreast or in a line, I assume a line) because their loving PARENTS TOLD THEM TO

Hey parents, how about you loving tell them to WEAR A DICKING HELMET TOO??

Kid got hit, hit her head on the windshield, died.

In another story, an engineer throws a huge fit about a cities civil road engineers being retarded when a mother and daughter got ran down by a severely drunk driver. It was sleeting. They purposefully ignored the crosswalk. Dude blames engineers.

That's like blaming the velvet manufacurer of the pool table when your friend knocks the cue ball into your fat face

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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Darth123123 posted:

How old? Charges? Gay?

Kids in first story were like 12-14

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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It kills the driver

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
What about the pedestrians that jaywalk by running into the street, before growing so self conscious they nearly stop moving to walk the last 1/4 of the way.

loving just run man

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