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a hole-y ghost posted:continue to threaten him while making him scan thru the different security camera views to find any really sexy scenes Doing this the only thing you could consider remotely sexy is your captor from back at the house pegging a man dressed like a catholic clergyman with a mowhawk.
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get the codes to the safe from the security guard.. might as well make this worth your while
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Dec 9, 2014 20:39
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a hole-y ghost posted:get the codes to the safe from the security guard.. might as well make this worth your while There's a safe?
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Dec 9, 2014 20:43
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poo poo well at least get his number in case you want to call him up for some "gunplay" later i dunno
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Dec 9, 2014 20:52
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>See if there is an intercom, and if so, say to your captor, "I see you there. It looks like the dick is in the other hand, now." When the guard complains about your lack of originality, stab him with the scissors.
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Dec 9, 2014 21:04
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a hole-y ghost posted:poo poo well at least get his number in case you want to call him up for some "gunplay" later i dunno You interrogate him for his phone number with the plastic safety scissors. He writes it down on a bit of paper for you and you put it in your pocket. The smell from the poo poo starts to reach your nostrils at this point.
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Dec 9, 2014 21:05
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IronLawnmower posted:You interrogate him for his phone number with the plastic safety scissors. He writes it down on a bit of paper for you and you put it in your pocket. The smell from the poo poo starts to reach your nostrils at this point. Give him the scrawled piece of paper and take his cell phone instead. Try to call your friend Ben to see if he wouldn't mind DVRing the latest episode of Burn Notice for you
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Dec 9, 2014 21:17
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Fire the gun at the computers, causing them to explode into flames as Hollywood has taught us. Use the fire alarm as cover for future actions.
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Dec 9, 2014 21:22
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For some reason this song is stuck in my head now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99shjCkUV9w
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timp posted:Give him the scrawled piece of paper and take his cell phone instead. Try to call your friend Ben to see if he wouldn't mind DVRing the latest episode of Burn Notice for you He has no cell phone. This dude is at least 60 I don't think he knows what a cell phone is. You take his walky talky and heart medicine instead. Chard posted:Fire the gun at the computers, causing them to explode into flames as Hollywood has taught us. Use the fire alarm as cover for future actions. The gun which is still firmly attached to the guard's penis?
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Dec 9, 2014 22:42
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At least before you destroy the computers look at the monitor and see what the other rooms have in them, maybe there is a way out in one of them or at least something useful
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Dec 9, 2014 23:07
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SurfinArbiter posted:At least before you destroy the computers look at the monitor and see what the other rooms have in them, maybe there is a way out in one of them or at least something useful You look at the screens that have a feed to the other nine rooms but it doesn't tell you which room correlates to which door but listed from left to right. Room 1:A fat dude in a fursuit wanking while at a computer and browsing what appears to be reddit. Room 2:Either a death metal concert or a nudist square dancing contest. Room 3:A long hallway with a door at the end with a smiley face spray painted onto it. Room 4:A room full of guns guarded by a centaur armed with a spiked phallus. Room 5: Your captor from back at the house sodomising a priest. Room 6:A room that appears to be a shop of some kind staffed by a middle aged lady. Room 7: An empty room except for a pulsating hole in the ground made out of flesh. Room 8:The camera feed shows only a sign that says "Pedro's Exclusive Pleasure Palace (No Peeking) Room 9:An infirmary of some description. Again that's all for tonight folks.
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Dec 9, 2014 23:20
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pop those heart pills and set out to find Pedro's Exclusive Pleasure Palace
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Dec 9, 2014 23:22
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IronLawnmower posted:The gun which is still firmly attached to the guard's penis? You're god drat right that gun, fire away
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(Can't quote on mobile but whatever.) You swallow a fistful of those heart pills and pull the trigger on the gun which barrel then bursts because it's a bad idea to fire a gun with a blocked barrel. The guard has a look of surprise and agony on his face  because having your dick exploded is bad. You return back to the hallway. Now which doorway leads to the pleasure palace?
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Dec 10, 2014 08:56
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try whichever door looks the most exclusive
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a hole-y ghost posted:try whichever door looks the most exclusive That would be door three. But it smells vaguely of eggplant.
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