ethanol posted:you don't understand, jstor is the easiest, quickest source for turnitin.com 
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May the Swartz be with you
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Dec 9, 2014 00:15
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was he rich? its sadder when rich people die. they have more stuff.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:17
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You sit at the edge of the ocean, wherever the coast will be after Miami is abandoned to the waves. You are thirsty. Random little clots of dust are full-on robotic interactive devices, since advertising companies long ago released plagues of smart dust upon the world. That means you can always speak and some machine will be listening. "I'm thirsty, I need water." The seagull responds, "You are not rated as enough of a commercial prospect for any of our sponsors to pay for freshwater for you." You say, "But I have a penny." "Water costs two pennies." "There's an ocean three feet away. Just desalinate some water!" "Desalinization is licensed to water carriers. You need to subscribe. However, you can enjoy free access to any movie ever made, or pornography, or a simulation of a deceased family member for you to interact with as you die from dehydration. Your social networks will be automatically updated with the news of your death." And finally, "Don't you want to play that last penny at the casino that just repaired your heart? You might win big and be able to enjoy it."
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Dec 9, 2014 00:18
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He had a lower body count than Eliot Rodger, and was thus beta as gently caress.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:20
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mookface posted:This guy looks like a scrawny little Jew version of me may the swartz be with you
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Dec 9, 2014 00:22
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Al Cowens posted:He camped in a dark MIT server room somewhere and did some routine autoscript stuff to download pretty much the entirety of JSTOR to freely distribute. lol what a human being
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Dec 9, 2014 00:25
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Parallax Scroll posted:lol what a human being esp. considering the smart thing to do would have just been to write some distributed scraping software and crowdsource the actual scraping to the thousands of students attending colleges which have access to JSTOR. but as they say, never underestimate the bandwidth of a bike helmet full of smug sneaking into a wiring closet Novo fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Dec 9, 2014 00:31
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Mange Mite posted:also w tf kind of name is Taren Stinebrickner-Kauffman Jewy McJew-Jew (chidlrens hospital)
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Dec 9, 2014 00:33
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That's Rabbi Jewey McJew-Jew
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Dec 9, 2014 00:34
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Me getting the reference and responding with the next line would have been funnier if you hadn't parenthetically expalined the reference
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Dec 9, 2014 00:35
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Mange Mite posted:he inveted reddit and then was arrested for jerking off in a closet at mit. killed himself before trial (he had been released on a technicality for doing the same thing several years before). how do you get caught masturbating
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Dec 9, 2014 00:36
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:how do you get caught masturbating very carefully
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Dec 9, 2014 00:36
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he was too young to hate on for being stupid and idealistic also he was kinda cute
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Dec 9, 2014 00:37
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boom boom boom posted:Me getting the reference and responding with the next line would have been funnier if you hadn't parenthetically expalined the reference I have a nine inched log penis
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Dec 9, 2014 00:45
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naem posted:I have a nine inched log penis naem i appreciate your monthly penis length reports. keep up the good work and goonspeed.
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Dec 9, 2014 00:50
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does anybody know when the movie is coming out? screens look good:
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Dec 9, 2014 00:54
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Dude is (was lol) a mega-pussy
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Dec 9, 2014 01:00
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dog buttz posted:He said that with the intention of turning it into a famous quote. I guarantee it. I've been curious for a very long time as to how many famous quotes were made intentionally vs. just ripped from famous people's speeches or what-have-you-not, but research on the topic is difficult to perform. Anyone know of any articles on the subject? Maybe I should comb JSTOR.
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Dec 9, 2014 01:03
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Really this dude hacked JSTOR? He died so some people could read horrible master's thesis papers without having to go to a university library?
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Dec 9, 2014 01:07
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Rand alPaul posted:He died so some people could read horrible master's thesis papers without having to use Google? fixed
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Dec 9, 2014 01:08
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Spanish Manlove posted:link when you make RSS OPs you fuckin lazy rear end terrible poster He dies a couple years ago, this thread is to break out a derail from another thread. I can upfate op latrr if you insist
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Dec 9, 2014 01:13
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JiveHonky posted:was he rich? its sadder when rich people die. they have more stuff. Extreme ly Also TOOT BOOT posted:May the Swartz be with you
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Dec 9, 2014 01:18
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Strange how the most shallow and banal utterances seem deep as soon as the speaker is a ghost.
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Dec 9, 2014 01:40
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I'm gonna be so smart when i'm dead
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Dec 9, 2014 01:41
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How sad. I loved him in The Terminator.
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Dec 9, 2014 01:45
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Beware of he who would deny you access to information for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
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Dec 9, 2014 01:51
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He's the guy who wrote those Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books, right? drat shame is what it is.
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Dec 9, 2014 01:57
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naem posted:I have a nine inched log penis ln of 9 isonly 2.19, im sorry about ur micropenis
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Dec 9, 2014 02:02
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Moridin920 posted:Beware of he who would deny you access to information for in his heart he dreams himself your master. What about he who thinks he should be paid for the time and effort he put into an academic paper or research study?
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Dec 9, 2014 02:03
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CaptainSarcastic posted:What about he who thinks he should be paid for the time and effort he put into an academic paper or research study? lol at anyone who thinks this
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Dec 9, 2014 02:04
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CaptainSarcastic posted:What about he who thinks he should be paid for the time and effort he put into an academic paper or research study? that's what the JSTOR moving wall is for well, it's more for the publisher, but w/e Loden Taylor fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Dec 9, 2014 02:12
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Rand alPaul posted:Really this dude hacked JSTOR?
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Dec 9, 2014 02:26
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im glad of it op
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Dec 9, 2014 03:20
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he's in hell with ts12 now
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Dec 9, 2014 03:26
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sexy young infidel posted:he's in hell with ts12 now Yeah,
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Dec 9, 2014 03:37
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These spec ops still around?
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Dec 9, 2014 03:42
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Al Cowens posted:If you call having legitimate access to JSTOR a "hack". He just automated the right click -> save as process.  that's hilarious. A shakespearean tragedy for the ages.
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Dec 9, 2014 03:44
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CaptainSarcastic posted:What about he who thinks he should be paid for the time and effort he put into an academic paper or research study? The time and effort was already paid for. Then paid for again because idiots believe that academic publishers are providing a valuable service. "We ask other people to do peer-review for free and have very specific rules for submitting papers so we don't have to put in any work give us a shitload of money" academia lmao
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JSTOR really is a retarded scam tho. its not paying for more academic studies if thats what you think is going on with that gig
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