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SniperWoreConverse posted:I got beat real good tbqh im suprised nobody posted it before me im was like  whats goin on here.. somethin aint right..
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Dec 9, 2014 03:21
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i changed my oil once but my breaks stopped working snd let me tell u the "flintstones method" doesnt work irl!!!!
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Dec 9, 2014 03:23
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Robo Reagan posted:lol @ the poors who think they gain something by changing their own oil about fiteen dolla
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Dec 9, 2014 03:26
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w@w that's like a delicious and nutritious meal for two at mcdonalds
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Dec 9, 2014 03:31
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Stoic Commie posted:lowtax said he still laughs every time someone calls the op a fag Even if he doesn't, I do too.
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Dec 9, 2014 03:35
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Have the vending machine eat your dollar
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Dec 9, 2014 03:39
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Robo Reagan posted:w@w that's like a delicious and nutritious meal for two at mcdonalds lol you eat fast food every day
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Dec 9, 2014 03:40
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roll up a blunt with some loud loud and smoke it while thinking about how much it must suck to be poor 
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Dec 9, 2014 03:45
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sit in the tiny poorly-ventilated breakroom and fart again and again and again until the old guy in the john deere hat sitting next to you is overwhelmed and tries to light a cigarette only to set off a gas explosion that spreads to the fuel vapors around your lovely four-door sedan, turning the entire quickie lube into a deadly firestorm of gasoline and dirty motor oil as you stroll away laughing
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Dec 9, 2014 03:46
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Stoic Commie posted:about fiteen dolla lol @ the poors whose time is worth less than $30/hour
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Stoic Commie posted:lol you eat fast food every day I had fast food for the first time in moths the other day
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Dec 9, 2014 03:48
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^^liar no one pays me $30 on the weekend so i do it then, i'd just be out rapin' anyway
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Dec 9, 2014 03:48
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Robo Reagan posted:
whatd you have. did you enjoy it?
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Dec 9, 2014 03:50
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TOOT BOOT posted:oil change seems like it would be a good euphemism for a gay sex act Well an oil check is sticking your finger up another man's butthole in a non-sexual way, so
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Dec 9, 2014 03:55
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TEAYCHES posted:whatd you have. did you enjoy it? i had a double quarter pounder and my gf had chicken nuggets and i guess i'd rate it about 6.5/10 because it was fresh?
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Dec 9, 2014 03:57
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Fister Roboto posted:sticking your finger up another man's butthole
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Dec 9, 2014 03:59
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Fister Roboto posted:Well an oil check is sticking your finger up another man's butthole in a non-sexual way, so how do you finger another man's butt in a non-sexual way
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Dec 9, 2014 04:01
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TOOT BOOT posted:how do you finger another man's butt in a non-sexual way straight men are some of the gayest people on the planet is how
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Dec 9, 2014 04:01
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redshirt posted:So beta. Well why don't you just go ahead and probate me... Oh wait
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Dec 9, 2014 04:09
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Demand to watch the mechanic perform the oil change. Proceed to tell the mechanic he is doing it wrong when he doesn't follow the YouTube DIY. whip out your big smart phone and show the mechanic how to do it the right way. Refuse to pay full price for having to train the mechanic.
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Dec 9, 2014 04:12
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WHILE I WAIT FOR MY OIL TO GET CHANGED I GET hosed RIGHT UP IN MY rear end
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Dec 9, 2014 04:13
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Neukoln19 posted:Well why don't you just go ahead and probate me... Oh snap! I have been well and truly burnt!
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Dec 9, 2014 04:15
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ive never in my life paid someone to change my loving oil
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1gnoirents posted:ive never in my life paid someone to change my loving oil you are a superior person guy who had forums cancer
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Dec 9, 2014 04:18
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John Denver Hoxha posted:funnel the used oil into your butthole You'll really want to let the oil cool off before you do this, otherwise you could seriously burn yourself.
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Dec 9, 2014 04:18
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1gnoirents posted:ive never in my life paid someone to change my loving oil I've never in my life changed my oil and will never do so.
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Dec 9, 2014 04:18
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1gnoirents posted:ive never in my life paid someone to change my loving oil i go to the dealership with the car i bought new and have them change the oil, check the tire pressure, check everything else and generally do all the stuff i dont really understand or suck at doing
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Dec 9, 2014 04:20
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its literally one screw and a bottlecap guys on a car its called a "bolt" and a "oil cap" but if you've ever turned something counterclockwise and then clockwise afterwords you can do it
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Dec 9, 2014 04:32
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1gnoirents posted:its literally one screw and a bottlecap guys sing us the song of your people
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Dec 9, 2014 04:33
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1gnoirents posted:its literally one screw and a bottlecap guys Support local business.
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Dec 9, 2014 04:34
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ill be honest I do feel like a superior human right now
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Dec 9, 2014 04:34
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1gnoirents posted:its literally one screw and a bottlecap guys nah you have to put a pan underneath the car in the right place and its not always in an easy place to turn. my carfriend helped me change my oil on my 2001 ford taurus when i had that piece of poo poo and it was a pain in the goddamn rear end, like the bolt and cap or whatever was in a weird place and i got oil on me and it was gross
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Dec 9, 2014 04:35
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plus dude i dont want to loving crawl on my back under a car nor do i want to use those little jacks or a floor jack. i want one of those 4-point lift things and i aint affording that poo poo
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Dec 9, 2014 04:36
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rhino... ramps ... you... noobs
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Dec 9, 2014 04:37
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i want to stand under the car im not 1 feet tall dummy
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Dec 9, 2014 04:39
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i appreciate being retarded at car maintenance because it helps me deal with end users at my IT job and not getting angry because they are idiots.. because i too am an idiot at something
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Dec 9, 2014 04:42
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I go to 5 minute oil change scrub. I get a free drink covered in the grease of 1000 cars. Used to do it myself but who da gently caress got time for that's poo poo anyway.
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Dec 9, 2014 04:43
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That feel when you ask the jiffy lube retards to just loving change it with 5 w30 and they start ripping your car apart and loving everything up and I'm just in the little glass room face palming as they unsnap the crappy plastic clips that hold the air filter housing together so they can show me how dirty the filter is and how badly I need a new $10 air filter For 50 bucks.
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I could just about flip
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