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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Lowtax is dead, Long Live Lowtax!!

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

bump!!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

question for the op, does this mean if the thread falls off the first couple pages it will cause lowtax to die irl or if lowtax dies we have to stop posting in it

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

TEAYCHES posted:

question for the op, does this mean if the thread falls off the first couple pages it will cause lowtax to die irl or if lowtax dies we have to stop posting in it

my original intent was the later but the first seems too baller to pass up so both.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

TEAYCHES posted:

question for the op, does this mean if the thread falls off the first couple pages it will cause lowtax to die irl or if lowtax dies we have to stop posting in it

this is an important distinction, yes

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
lowtax does not die he has a tree of life in his house and he eats the bark to live forever

plz close thread

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
its okay champ, we just had to send lowtax up to a farm upstate

there is lots of room to run around and lots of other forums administrators to make friends with

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
first

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Reptilian AIDs? ouch

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I take this thread to be an assertion that Lowtax is not the Lich King of SomethingAwful.

I'm not sure I am convinced by this assertion.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
PLOT TWIST: This thread becomes Lowtax's phylactery and is subsequently archived, ensuring that he can never die.

Long live Lichtax!

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
He'll probably end up gassing the thread for the sake of not leaving his existence in a state of flux when it inevitably falls off the face of page three of GBS.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sintax posted:

lowtax does not die he has a tree of life in his house and he eats the bark to live forever

plz close thread

Lowtax is an immortal beaver?

hosed up if true imo

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Is lowtax dead yet?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Inevitable posted:

Is lowtax dead yet?
no, keep posting

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Big Beef City posted:

Lowtax is an immortal beaver?

hosed up if true imo

He is not a beaver what is this some fantasy land forum time?
He found a ToL and put it in a bubble so they may escape whence the world is destroyed- this is all pretty standard u can watch this tutorial if you are interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmPrsKV0Kg

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

texaholic posted:

no, keep posting

what about now?

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
second

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You can close it now...

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

they found the plane

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

they found the plane

:lost:

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
does it count if he's dead inside?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
or dead sexy :gay:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Clayren posted:

does it count if he's dead inside?

no he has to be 6 feet deep,

Also please discuss:

Over/under on number of goons at Lowtax's funeral?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Lowtax, it would really help us all out if you could post regular updates re: how you are feeling/general well being. Something, like:


Lowtax posted:

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that I'm feeling super! Although I did just step on a nail out in the abandoned horse corral. Probably nothing though.

or

Lowtax posted:

Hey everyone, just got back from the doctor, it's positive for ebola,

this post is taking a long time to write i'm explosively making GBS threads blood and feces out of every orifice oh god thanks obama

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i heard that before the release of the web phenomenon something awful dot com lowtax came up with the idea for twitter but his keen business sense determined that a bunch of idiot turds typing garbage words would be more lucrative in the long term

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
god bless

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
third!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
.............just got the news. .... close the thread :-(

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I just got back from dick's place, we had hamburger helper and then looked at his schmorky album.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
forums EULA says we all become part Lowtax when we join, so

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

texaholic posted:

no he has to be 6 feet deep,


What happens if there isnt enough left, or found, to bury?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

it is every posters final duty to become one with the 'tax

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

TEAYCHES posted:

it is every posters final duty to become one with the 'tax

nobody ever reads the fine print

I did and whispered "hell yes"

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
lowtax you have one of those services set up to send us all a mass email goatse after you die don't you

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lowtax's account is set up with a dead hand system so that when he gets perma banned after he dies everyone else does as well

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Robo Reagan posted:

lowtax's account is set up with a dead hand system so that when he gets perma banned after he dies everyone else does as well

it's called the GoonTomb

and sorry about that hasty probation I gave you

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
*bump*

I should change my username to lowtex

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it's okay i've always thought you of as a brother

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Robo Reagan posted:

it's okay i've always thought you of as a brother

aw man

:shobon:

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