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When the person is laying down comfortably with eyes closed and you ask 'are you falling asleep?' and they respond 'no', bullshit they are loving falling asleep.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:49 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:55 |
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Heh I see what you did there OP, but I'm afraid that's still a very real rape
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:50 |
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bill cosby's hotel room
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:50 |
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:51 |
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mookface posted:bill cosby's hotel room
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:51 |
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sexy young infidel posted:Heh I see what you did there OP, but I'm afraid that's still a very real rape This assumes both parties are trees.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:00 |
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Bill Cosby is a rapist.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:02 |
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When responding to a question phrased as a double negative.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:03 |
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When it's followed by a girlish giggle and some wriggling under the covers.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:21 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:When responding to a question phrased as a double negative. This. Also if you ask people if they mind if you do a thing.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:22 |
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popewiles posted:When the person is laying down comfortably with eyes closed and you ask 'are you falling asleep?' and they respond 'no', bullshit they are loving falling asleep. STOP TRIGGERING ME YOUR ENTIRE POST IS MY TRIGGER POST
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:23 |
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No. I don't want to eat a grilled stuft burrito and a doritos tacos locos.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:25 |
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No i don't have an erection
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:29 |
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dont read this if your a robot if you ask someone who always lies if they're lying right now
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:29 |
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popewiles posted:When the person is laying down comfortably with eyes closed and you ask 'are you falling asleep?' and they respond 'no', bullshit they are loving falling asleep.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:30 |
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when a significant woman in your life asks "do i look fat in this"? when a significant woman in your life asks "is anything on your mind right now"?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:36 |
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on opposite day
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:47 |
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sometimes even when it means no it turns out that taking it as yes is fine too
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:53 |
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When someone asks you 'do you post on the something awful forums'?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:56 |
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popewiles posted:When the person is laying down comfortably with eyes closed and you ask 'are you falling asleep?' and they respond 'no', bullshit they are loving falling asleep.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:56 |
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popewiles posted:When the person is laying down comfortably with eyes closed and you ask 'are you falling asleep?' and they respond 'no', bullshit they are loving falling asleep. Kind of like when peeps ask me if I'm gay. They know
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:58 |
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Justin Godscock posted:Bill Cosby is a rapist. I thought he was just a comedian I didn't know he made music too
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:00 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:on opposite day Bizzaro world.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:16 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I thought he was just a comedian I didn't know he made music too he raped a lot
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:33 |
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Moonside. Sidem oonsi demoon.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 08:33 |
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Toiletron 9000 posted:Bizzaro world. opposite day IN bizarro world
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:26 |
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when people ask me if the op should stop posting and i shyly say "no"
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:39 |
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quote:Opposite Day is an unofficial holiday, commonly observed whenever it is declared, where every action is modified so that meaning is inverted. Once Opposite Day is declared, statements mean the opposite of what they usually mean. Usually, a person would say, "After this phrase is over, it will be officially opposite day," and then Opposite Day will be officially started. Opposite Day can also be declared retroactively to indicate that what was just asserted had the opposite meaning of what was originally intended (For example when Kipley[when?] was told she was awesome by her awesome friend on opposite day, she did not realize that it was opposite day and was delighted, only to check her calendar seconds later to find out that it was in fact opposite day, which then lead her to go into a deep depression for the next week, illustrating Kipley's moody and depressing nature) (similar to the practice of crossed fingers to automatically nullify promises). Play has been compared to a children's "philosophy course",[1] and the game has been used as an educational aid and suggested as preparation for "standardized testing".[citation needed] hahaha what the gently caress wikipedia
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:41 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I do this all the time. I've had people I slept with a lot tell me that you could carry out a conversation or ask me questions in this half conscious state and I'd answer them reasonably but I wouldn't actually remember any of it when I woke up. I'm pretty sure I'm in this state about 80% of the time
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:44 |
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no, of course I wouldn't mind helping you move this weekend
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 10:00 |
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Ghaz posted:dont read this if your a robot if you ask someone who always lies if they're lying right now "Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it!"
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 14:46 |
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Actually OP Captain America IS pretty cool
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 15:02 |
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You can't rape a machine, Lieutenant.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 15:31 |
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October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 15:36 |
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When you ask someone if they want a piece of cake and they make that grimace of pain because they are dieting
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 16:06 |
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When you ask someone if they did a thing they obviously did and they go "Nooooooo?".
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 16:07 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:hahaha what the gently caress wikipedia This page was nominated for deletion. Please review the prior discussions if you are considering re-nomination: Keep, 7 February 2013, see discussion. Keep, 25 September 2008, see discussion. Keep, 1 October 2005, see discussion.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 16:48 |
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when you ask a woman if something's wrong HEH WOMEN amirite
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 16:50 |
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Gay Roads posted:when you ask a woman if something's wrong dude, yeah, seriously whats up w ith this ? im glad im not hte only one
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 16:51 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:55 |
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I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 17:05 |