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Harime Nui posted:Who would win in a fight between a chimp and a wolf A better one would be chimp vs. starving bear, like the one who ate Timothy Treadwell
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Iamblikhos posted:Chimp. Wolves are pussies one-on-one. I was thinking so but then again chimps don't have like great senses, do they? A wolf could take one from behind given the right circumstances, you know one bite to the head and it'd be over
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we have thicker dicks than chimps and also we invented guns and art, so basically gently caress them.
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logical phalluses posted:we have thicker dicks than chimps and also we invented guns and art, so basically gently caress them.
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Harime Nui posted:I was thinking so but then again chimps don't have like great senses, do they? A wolf could take one from behind given the right circumstances, you know one bite to the head and it'd be over Wolves aren't exactly sneaky, so no.
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logical phalluses posted:so basically gently caress them. pretty sure it's illegal and also how the aids pandemic started
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Libelous Slander posted:pretty sure it's illegal and also how the aids pandemic started It was a plague sent by God to wipe out the homos. Everyone knows that, come on!
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Iamblikhos posted:It was a plague sent by God to wipe out the homos. Everyone knows that, come on! Yeah, once he saw a black guy gently caress a male chimp he was like "nope, too far"
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unpacked robinhood posted:What if you slip him a few bottles of booze and go away for a few days ?
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Torka posted:your neighbour, soon: props to that dispatcher for keeping a straight face
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Iamblikhos posted:That's not a chimp's face. Take your tumblr bullshit elsewhere, I'm not using your fancy madeup monkey differentiations, chim/chu/gorr will have to just deal with it.
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Baba Ganoush posted:Yeah, once he saw a black guy gently caress a male chimp he was like "nope, too far" Wouldn't be able to tell which one is which, amiright?
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chimps are real fuckers but i would happily smoke out a bonobo or orangutan
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SaltLick posted:props to that dispatcher for keeping a straight face too bad charla nash couldn't
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logical phalluses posted:too bad charla nash couldn't 
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lady from that call shoulda eaten that chimps face for revenge
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Libelous Slander posted:lady from that call shoulda eaten that chimps face for revenge Trying to imagine a frantic woman attempting to stab a chimpanzee while he's eating her friend. also I can't believe she would have a chimp and not a gun?
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Y'all think a chimpanzee couldn't also use a gun? Guns and lower primates don't mix. And I'm including Dick Cheney in that category.
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Harime Nui posted:*The Apetrix Do not try and bend the banana. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no banana. There is no banana? Then you'll see, that it is not the banana that bends, it is only yourself.
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You wouldn't think bamboo, straw and poop glue could handle the processing power but once they began turning us.... into this... *holds up battery* they had all the power they would ever need
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Chimps are neato, just way to close to being human that's all
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCW5_kubWU This video really sums up the difference between gorillas and chimps.
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NiceGuy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCW5_kubWU Those are both gorillas, one is just an adolescent.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Y'all think a chimpanzee couldn't also use a gun? Guns and lower primates don't mix. And I'm including Dick Cheney in that category. It could happen:  Chimps suck: I'd be happy if people chopped all the chimp-infested rainforests down and made the trees into spears to stab all the chimps to death with. In short, gently caress chimps and gently caress anyone who likes chimps.
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If your neighbor gets one, feed it a banana laced with datura seeds. And get a gun.
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chimps are really horrifically nasty to other chimps as well http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War quote:The outbreak of the war came as a disturbing shock to Goodall, who had previously considered chimpanzees to be, although similar to human beings, "rather 'nicer'" in their behavior.[7] Coupled with the observation in 1975 of cannibalistic infanticide by a high-ranking female in the community, the violence of the Gombe war first revealed to Goodall the "dark side" of chimpanzee behavior.[7] She was profoundly disturbed by this revelation; in her memoir Through a Window: My Thirty Years with the Chimpanzees of Gombe, she wrote: they're like human beings with none of the charm
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NiceGuy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCW5_kubWU Ferguson.mp4 If the smaller one only had a gun.
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GORILLA Gorilla gorilla
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look at those stupid apes with their muscles not even smart enough to invent a bow
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Moridin920 posted:look at those stupid apes with their muscles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
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Lamebot posted:someone should train a chimp to lift for maximum carnage
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Have you ever squeezed ground beef through your fingers as you mix it to make patties? That's the consistency your genitals turn to when a chimp launches into a psychotic rampage. No other animal on earth instinctively attacks genitals first. What the gently caress is wrong with your neighbor? Echoing what others have said, blow its head off the first chance you get.
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toggle posted:bonobos are the best primates
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935 posted:Have you ever squeezed ground beef through your fingers as you mix it to make patties? That's the consistency your genitals turn to when a chimp launches into a psychotic rampage. No other animal on earth instinctively attacks genitals first. What the gently caress is wrong with your neighbor? Echoing what others have said, blow its head off the first chance you get. llamas deal with competing males by try to bite off the competition's dicks.
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Swole Monkey Reveals His Weird Workout Trick
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Instead of a gun, ddt, or pepper spray you should invest in a stun gun. Seriously, don't you know you gotta.... never mind.
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whats the best martial art for defeating a chimp
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:whats the best martial art for defeating a chimp gun kata
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