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My dad knows a lady who keeps a pet duck in her house. She dresses it in a diaper (ducks can't be house-trained) and feeds it Cheetos.
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Dec 10, 2014 03:15
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Ducks make good pets but they poo poo constantly
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Dec 10, 2014 03:16
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Robo Reagan posted:Ducks make good pets but they poo poo constantly Yeah but that's not a problem once you grow accustomed to its smell.
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Dec 10, 2014 03:18
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Chimps are the worst. Because we are like them, they know exactly where to hit us to cause maximum suffering. Do not gently caress with chimps. Do not even enter the same room as a chimp. If the chimp decides it does not like you it will loving ruin you and your balls. Seperation of man and chimp is in the best interest of our respective species.
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Dec 10, 2014 05:17
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Hobo Siege posted:Chimps are the worst. Because we are like them, they know exactly where to hit us to cause maximum suffering. Do not gently caress with chimps. Do not even enter the same room as a chimp. If the chimp decides it does not like you it will loving ruin you and your balls. someone should adopt a 'fursona' of a chimp and throw poo poo on people
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Dec 10, 2014 05:26
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I like that all you people somehow think a gun will help. What's that drill they make cops practice where somebody comes rushing at you and you have to shoot them in an unbelievably small amount of time before they close the distance? You fuckin' try that on a chimp whose switch is set to Murder and get back to us about how it went, after you find a caregiver who'll take dictation.
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Dec 10, 2014 05:33
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Chimps suck but Bonobos are awesome, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMbWDRzqNhc&t=21s. Kanzi is more civilized than most goons.
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Dec 10, 2014 05:46
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Bonobos - cool Orangutans - cool Chimps - not cool Gorillas - insufficient data
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mdemone posted:I like that all you people somehow think a gun will help. What's that drill they make cops practice where somebody comes rushing at you and you have to shoot them in an unbelievably small amount of time before they close the distance? Yeah better just give up and move I guess we should be glad the invincible chimps let us have the land they already did.... 
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Dec 10, 2014 05:55
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mdemone posted:I like that all you people somehow think a gun will help. What's that drill they make cops practice where somebody comes rushing at you and you have to shoot them in an unbelievably small amount of time before they close the distance? Keep a large knife on your hip so at the very least you can get a couple stabs in while it rips your dick off.
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Dec 10, 2014 06:03
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Harime Nui posted:Yeah better just give up and move I guess we should be glad the invincible chimps let us have the land they already did.... maybe we should stand in solidarity with the chimps for the injustice we caused them instead, bigot
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Dec 10, 2014 06:05
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Chimps are like nature's uncanny valley.
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Dec 10, 2014 06:16
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Ramsus posted:Keep a large knife on your hip so at the very least you can get a couple stabs in while it rips your dick off. pepper spray will gently caress a chimp right up and then you can move in with your Cold Steel product
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Dec 10, 2014 15:39
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ZombieParts posted:pepper spray will gently caress a chimp right up gonna need some evidence. preferably a youtube vid for me to laugh at
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Dec 10, 2014 15:41
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I read a book called American Man Eaters when I was little and in it a chimp climbed into a window and ate a baby's face and it freaked me out so I hate chimps. I also hate how there's two old guys standing near me at work rubbing their hands loudly and they've been doing it for like two straight minutes.
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Dec 10, 2014 15:49
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Baba Ganoush posted:someone should adopt a 'fursona' of a chimp and throw poo poo on people Cause nobody on planet earth has ever done that. No one. Im sure of it.
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Dec 10, 2014 15:53
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Cause nobody on planet earth has ever done that. Youtube video pls
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Dec 10, 2014 15:57
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Baba Ganoush posted:Youtube video pls There are things i dont want in my search history, and thats one of them.
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Dec 10, 2014 15:59
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Baba Ganoush posted:someone should adopt a 'fursona' of a chimp and throw poo poo on people If you get a Kickstarter going to buy yourself a Gimp....er....Chimp suit, a plane ticket to wherever next furcon/fur event is, and a go pro, i'll throw some money at that poo poo.
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ZombieParts posted:pepper spray will gently caress a chimp right up and then you can move in with your Cold Steel product Incorrect, pepper spray is known to be ineffective against "enraged, drugged or intoxicated assailants". Coating a chimp in pepper spray before he tears your face and genitals off just means the wounds will hurt more.
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A taser might work, but im not certain. Or a pepper-spray that is actually filled with liquid hydrogen. Edit: Nitrogen? which one works against T-1000s again? Yolomon Wayne fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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Dec 10, 2014 16:04
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If I were you, I'd move. gorillas are supposed to be pretty docile and mainly vegetarian. I dunno tho, all these years I've been conditioned to believe they're violent chest thumping raging assholes who would smash you mercilessly with their fists. so I don't trust them either.
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Dec 10, 2014 16:29
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sorry about your future chimp rape, op
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Dec 10, 2014 16:46
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A misanthrope posted:sorry about your future chimp rape, op Is that... a frog?
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Dec 10, 2014 16:54
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Is that... a frog? Yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKoESj5CDsk After the chimp tears your dick off it will use your face as a fleshlight Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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Dec 10, 2014 17:03
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OP isn't posting anymore, I call bullshit but I still hate chimps
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Dec 10, 2014 17:43
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A misanthrope posted:sorry about your future chimp rape, op sending this out as an xmas E-card
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Dec 10, 2014 17:45
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unpacked robinhood posted:OP isn't posting anymore, chimps got him.
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almost anyone who loves chimps is just as crazy as cat or dog ladies. they are just animals and shouldn't get special treatment because they are humanoid get over it.
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Dec 10, 2014 17:49
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occupy wallstreet training chimps to fight police in protest battles
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Dec 10, 2014 18:13
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They need to start injecting the gene that humans triplicated at some point that accelerated our intelligence. Inject it into the apes. Do it science. Do it.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:53
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:They need to start injecting the gene that humans triplicated at some point that accelerated our intelligence. why? it would just make us kill them faster.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:56
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Quickscope420dad posted:sending this out as an xmas E-card someone photoshop little santa hats on the chimp and frog. maybe put a manger in the background
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Dec 10, 2014 20:44
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nomadologique posted:occupy wallstreet training chimps to fight police in protest battles They'll get around to it around the same time police develop robot exo-skeletons. It will be pretty good TV
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Dec 10, 2014 20:46
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I'd pay good money to see a gang of anarchocommunist chimps dismantle a cop.
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Dec 10, 2014 20:48
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funny cuz good money is exactly what anarchocommies hate
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nomadologique posted:occupy wallstreet training chimps to fight police in protest battles quote:It will be pretty good TV Battlechimps
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nomadologique posted:funny cuz good money is exactly what anarchocommies hate Thats why im tryna get rid of it nigga damm u ignant
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