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I read GBS and war makes me horny as gently caress. can I be a CIA butt interrogator
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Retail Slave posted:If they ate from their butts did they poo poo out of their mouths like in that South Park episode? "Looks like he's ready to talk, finally!" *prisoner opens mouth and defecates* "God dammit..."
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Dec 9, 2014 21:37
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Wanted: CIA interrogator. Must be ok with butt stuff.
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Dec 9, 2014 21:38
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Retail Slave posted:If they ate from their butts did they poo poo out of their mouths like in that South Park episode? no sadly they were all anorexics and puked it back out of their asses
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fanged wang posted:
Holy gently caress. Prolapsed rear end. Must of been a 10 course meal.
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Dec 9, 2014 21:39
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I can only imagine some tcc goon got into the cia and advocated this method as 'harm reduction' in torture
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Dec 9, 2014 21:40
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Does it mention anything about health effects, if it caused a drop in weight maybe we could make it a new diet fad here
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School Nickname posted:I can only imagine some tcc goon got into the cia and advocated this method as 'harm reduction' in torture Some goon was probably paid to be there "No... like tha...no... look... like this" *vigorous movements and squelchy sounds
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Dec 9, 2014 21:41
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after president garfield was shot his doctor tried pounding soup up his rear end because he was so hosed up from the dark ages bullet surgery
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Dec 9, 2014 21:42
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Humiliation and degradation. If that method was tried on goons they would probably just orgasm
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Dec 9, 2014 21:42
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Jst0rm posted:Some goon was probably paid to be there Guard - "You did say you have medical training right?" Goon - "Kinda. I got all my training from youtube videos."
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Dec 9, 2014 21:43
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Baba Ganoush posted:If that method was tried on goons they would probably just orgasm Thats how you beat the torture.
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Dec 9, 2014 21:44
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tbf there are people who would pay good money for butt stuff like that.
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Dec 9, 2014 21:45
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Here is a relative map of the anus.  12 O'clock is the direction of the genitals, 6 is the direction of the tailbone. The green patch is the anal fissure The red patch is chronic hemorrhoid The blue dot is the symptomatic rectal prolapse
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Dec 9, 2014 21:46
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Interested to learn that, aside from being incompetent and sadistic, the CIA are also a bunch of rear end freaks.
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Dec 9, 2014 21:54
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could you imagine getting out of Quantico or whatever top of your class in interrogation and profiling and then you are in loving gitmo giving pasta and hummus enemas to illegal detainees. looks like we made it!
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Dec 9, 2014 22:00
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Winning hearts, minds and rectums across the Middle East.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:03
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numberoneposter posted:could you imagine getting out of Quantico or whatever top of your class in interrogation and profiling and then you are in loving gitmo giving pasta and hummus enemas to illegal detainees. looks like we made it! quote:The CIA hired two psychologists to help devise and carry out the interrogation techniques, the report found. Neither had experience as an interrogator, expertise in counterterrorism or specialized knowledge of al Qaeda, the report said. They were paid $80 million.
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numberoneposter posted:could you imagine getting out of Quantico or whatever top of your class in interrogation and profiling and then you are in loving gitmo giving pasta and hummus enemas to illegal detainees. looks like we made it! considering how weirdly creative they got with it, i don't think they needed a whole lot of coaxing from their bosses. maybe there's a test in the academy that screens for the sadistic rear end freaks and you get streamlined into it?
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Dec 9, 2014 22:03
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im glad. lets em know whos boss
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Dec 9, 2014 22:04
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lol apparently this is all stuff they do to US soldiers in the SERE program i knew a guy who went through it and he talked about getting doused in cold water and chicks laughing at his dick but he never mentioned they put his lunch in his butt
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Dec 9, 2014 22:08
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Kimmalah posted:considering how weirdly creative they got with it, i don't think they needed a whole lot of coaxing from their bosses. maybe there's a test in the academy that screens for the sadistic rear end freaks and you get streamlined into it? quote:Some of those officials had “serious documented personal and professional problems, including “histories of violence” and “abusive” behavior. Some had “reportedly admitted to sexual assault.” Those records “should have called into question their suitability to participate in the CIA’s Detention and Interrogation Program, their employment with the CIA, and their continued access to classified information.”
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Dec 9, 2014 22:08
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Kimmalah posted:considering how weirdly creative they got with it, i don't think they needed a whole lot of coaxing from their bosses. maybe there's a test in the academy that screens for the sadistic rear end freaks and you get streamlined into it? Its very easy to get people to do horrible things in that enviroment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment
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Dec 9, 2014 22:09
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Jst0rm posted:Its very easy to get people to do horrible things in that enviroment: yeah, that's kind of common knowledge by now
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Dec 9, 2014 22:10
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Jst0rm posted:Its very easy to get people to do horrible things in that enviroment: there's like eight paragraphs about why the stanford prison experiment is bullshit in that link you just linked
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Dec 9, 2014 22:11
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fanged wang posted:lol apparently this is all stuff they do to US soldiers in the SERE program Maybe turning the military into a weird frat cult post-WW2 wasn't the best idea.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:11
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HOLY gently caress 80 million to shove food down someones rear end in a top hat so hard they broke their anus? im in the wrong line of work
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Dec 9, 2014 22:12
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Haha. gently caress you, enemies.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:12
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zimbardo is just a crybaby drama queen who got too many noogies as a kid
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Dec 9, 2014 22:13
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fanged wang posted:there's like eight paragraphs about why the stanford prison experiment is bullshit in that link you just linked your right. It was fake.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:13
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Good.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:14
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1gnoirents posted:HOLY gently caress 80 million to shove food down someones rear end in a top hat so hard they broke their anus? the rear end busting came from "exams" instead of the weird feeding thing so basically if you like doing brutal cavity searches then the CIA may be your calling
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Dec 9, 2014 22:15
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Are the "comedians" who are happy about all this torture aware that many innocent people were tortured, including in cases where the CIA knew they were innocent? Or are they engaging in some edgy "ironic" racism and saying that its good than anyone from that ethnic group was tortured?
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Dec 9, 2014 22:16
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Agag posted:Are the "comedians" who are happy about all this torture aware that many innocent people were tortured, including in cases where the CIA knew they were innocent? Or are they engaging in some edgy "ironic" racism and saying that its good than anyone from that ethnic group was tortured? i hope you get tortured
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Dec 9, 2014 22:17
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Drink Cheerwine posted:Here is a relative map of the anus.  excellentedit: this is a vonnegut reference yes? Radical and BADical! fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Kimmalah posted:the rear end busting came from "exams" instead of the weird feeding thing wow so they actually fisted them as torture. wow.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:17
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It's weird that "nudity and water dousing" which is basically just bathing, is on the list of torture stuff, alongside burying people alive in coffins.
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Dec 9, 2014 22:17
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Agag posted:Are the "comedians" who are happy about all this torture aware that many innocent people were tortured, including in cases where the CIA knew they were innocent? Or are they engaging in some edgy "ironic" racism and saying that its good than anyone from that ethnic group was tortured? it's probably just regular old real unironic racism
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Dec 9, 2014 22:18
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Tell us where the planes are buried, Achmed, or I will loofah you til you're raw.
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Jst0rm posted:your right. It was fake. yah. select for sadists get sadism. regular rear end people don't want to hurt other people. zimbardo had a predetermined outcome he wanted and he got it by being a lovely scientist. dude is obsessed, see his later work.
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