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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Green Mind posted:

I've burned 13,000 gallons of diesel this year alone

I'm rollin' coal on a Prius right now, brah.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Doctor J Off posted:

The government should do a honeypot where they get rid of all environmental regulations to see who takes advantage, then take those people and throw them into solar panel factories for the rest of their lives
those powerful environmental regulations with the fines that mysteriously never increased with inflation and are enforced by nobody anyway

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
who cares planet will last till after i die gently caress you OP

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
I cut down a tree yesterday, just because.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
I vote for the local minor left-wing party not because I share their views on the environment but because socialism is cool and good

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It snowed last week and was about 0 degrees, this week its up to 50 degrees and all the snow melted. I figure there's not much that I, as an individual, can do about this weird schizophrenic weather TBH. I recycle, but mostly because I'm a filthy goon who drinks a lot of carbonated beverages, and I make pretty solid money whenever I take all the cans to the recycling place.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
glancing upon the gridded mesh of phosphorescent streaks on the horizon made me forget what a real sunset was supposed to look like. why do people dream of flying? it must have something to do with gazing at a technicolor horizon in awe and wishing its full view wasn't obscured by a mound of dirt constantly overshadowed by the silhouette of giants engaged in a pissing war

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Kuato posted:

It snowed last week and was about 0 degrees, this week its up to 50 degrees and all the snow melted. I figure there's not much that I, as an individual, can do about this weird schizophrenic weather TBH. I recycle, but mostly because I'm a filthy goon who drinks a lot of carbonated beverages, and I make pretty solid money whenever I take all the cans to the recycling place.

recycling exist to make it cheaper for companies to acquire the resources for production cheaper, not helping the environment. It's just a way people found to profit off of you doing work for them for slave wages.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

RadioactiveKid posted:

I'll be dead before poo poo gets really bad, so gently caress it

how old are you?

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Ship all the poors to Garbage Island

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Miltank posted:

how old are you?

unless you can live to be 2000 there is nothing to worry about except nuclear war.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Recycle? gently caress that. I just threw an office chair into a food-waste dumpster. I give no environmental fucks.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Eh, it'll last until after I'm long gone so I don't give a gently caress either way.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
burn the rainforest

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Genuinely looking forward to crazy climates in the horrible future we have in store.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I recycle religiously but kind of out of habit. Lately I've realized that we're pretty much just hosed from the actions of China alone, and also I'm not having kids, so oh well, gently caress the world.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
This thread is right up my alley because i seriously do not care about the environment. gently caress the environment, by the time there is a difference, we will die and our gay grandsons will pay the price.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Fargin Icehole posted:

This thread is right up my alley because i seriously do not care about the environment. gently caress the environment, by the time there is a difference, we will die and our gay grandsons will pay the price.

Grandson gay, so what

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

the environment will be here long after i am dead and gone and a part of it myself, so gently caress you environment

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
dont give a poo poo about the environment but I walk to work so I am doing more to help it than 99% of environmentalists

smd

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
its simple, I blame china. whatever piddling changes we do pale in comparison to the flagrant environmental abuse of china. this makes it easy to care way less and bitch about taxes or something






and the comforting fact that once we are drowning in our own filth and it starts affecting profitability, the government will force major changes. like china is doing now


CHINA

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
hi, im al gore. let me tell you about how your car is killing the planet after I deplane from my private jet

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
funny enviormental abuse story of mine. probably a year or two ago i was entering a highway and saw some kind of MiB esque huge weird looking truck. as i got closer there was a giant lens on top and a sign saying something like "emissions monitoring". being as I was in a car with zero catalytic converters, turbod, with every emissions thing possible tuned out I hit it high load low rpm to really give them a plume to see on their screens.

i lolled, but then I thought maybe id get a ticket. but i didnt . also , again, I dont care because my poor emissions were still better than a shitload of stock vehicles on the road

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
the environment has no value other than the extent to which it can support human life and further our aims and policy should reflect that

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