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People keep referencing things that I "said" even though I don't remember ever saying those things, and this morning when I left for work there was only one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom but now there's two and my wife says that there was always two but I saw that there was one I think that people are trying to make me crack and I fear it might be workinging.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 02:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:49 |
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I have a very good memory and can remember things that were said years ago. I haven't forgotten anything.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:17 |
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and why the gently caress does the length of my name keep changing?
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:17 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:what are you talking about OP? Just look at the length of my name, it keeps getting longer and shorter by millimeters. Its as plain as the nose on your face. I've been expecting an important correspondence and the mailman opened and read my letter then he put it in a clear baggy that claims the letter was damaged. IT WAS OPENED!@
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:25 |
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The postal man is reading my letters.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:25 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:op stop sending me creepy pms I don't PM people. I've never PMed you!
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:27 |
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Yo, imma blob posted:Name one thing you haven't forgotten. Nine years ago I placed a glass of Apple juice behind my dresser in my bedroom. One year later, specifically, I returned to that glass of juice and it was filled to the brim with mold.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:31 |
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Also I just went through the trash bags, looking for that roll of toilet paper, but I couldn't find it. I'm going to check the big bins behind my building. She must have put it there.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:33 |
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Where is the hidden tp stash.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:35 |
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How the gently caress is it December 15th already?
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:36 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:OP try tattooing yourself with things you remember now, like the fact that you are gay The letters are falling down the pager.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:40 |
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Wtf. I was just coming here to post about how I threw away the second roll of tp. That will show here for loving with me. Back down to the original Number that I remember.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:53 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:also why did you use the "newbie" thread tag when you are clearly not new here? I used the newbie tag because this is a new problem. People keep telling me that I'm being inappropriate at work but I'm not. I don't get it. What's inappropriate about office supplies? Sometimes I imagine that the stapler and staple remover are a little couple and they talk to each other.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 04:06 |
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Zahgaegun posted:I woulda gone with I think you just helped me have a breakthrough.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 00:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:49 |
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Jake Blues posted:Use a sharpie to mark numbers on each of your toilet paper rolls. What if she tries to trick me by writing different numbers on the other side?
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 03:17 |