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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
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People keep referencing things that I "said" even though I don't remember ever saying those things, and this morning when I left for work there was only one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom but now there's two and my wife says that there was always two but I saw that there was one I think that people are trying to make me crack and I fear it might be workinging.

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I have a very good memory and can remember things that were said years ago. I haven't forgotten anything.

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and why the gently caress does the length of my name keep changing?

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gnarlyhotep posted:

what are you talking about OP?

Just look at the length of my name, it keeps getting longer and shorter by millimeters. Its as plain as the nose on your face. I've been expecting an important correspondence and the mailman opened and read my letter then he put it in a clear baggy that claims the letter was damaged. IT WAS OPENED!@

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The postal man is reading my letters.

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

op stop sending me creepy pms

I don't PM people. I've never PMed you!

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Yo, imma blob posted:

Name one thing you haven't forgotten.

Nine years ago I placed a glass of Apple juice behind my dresser in my bedroom. One year later, specifically, I returned to that glass of juice and it was filled to the brim with mold.

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Also I just went through the trash bags, looking for that roll of toilet paper, but I couldn't find it. I'm going to check the big bins behind my building. She must have put it there.

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Where is the hidden tp stash.

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How the gently caress is it December 15th already?

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gnarlyhotep posted:

OP try tattooing yourself with things you remember now, like the fact that you are gay

The letters are falling down the pager.

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Wtf. I was just coming here to post about how I threw away the second roll of tp. That will show here for loving with me. Back down to the original




Number that I remember.

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gnarlyhotep posted:

also why did you use the "newbie" thread tag when you are clearly not new here?

I used the newbie tag because this is a new problem. People keep telling me that I'm being inappropriate at work but I'm not. I don't get it. What's inappropriate about office supplies? Sometimes I imagine that the stapler and staple remover are a little couple and they talk to each other.

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Zahgaegun posted:

I woulda gone with

Also I think that the stapler and the staple remover are enemies. The stapler is always penetrating paper; clearly the stapler is some sort of serial polygamist. It does not like the staple remover. I think it's the paper that likes the remover - it's the paper that gets reused, not the staple.

I think you just helped me have a breakthrough.

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Jake Blues posted:

Use a sharpie to mark numbers on each of your toilet paper rolls.

That way, when you wipe your rear end you will have a nice reminder later for your wife to get more toilet paper.

What if she tries to trick me by writing different numbers on the other side?

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