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All I want is an app to measure the size of my dong. What the gently caress apple?
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Dec 10, 2014 03:43
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iPod shuffles don't have apps
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Dec 10, 2014 03:46
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:All I want is an app to measure the size of my dong. What the gently caress apple? I don't even think scientists have instruments precise enough to measure this.
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Dec 10, 2014 03:47
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I was thinking like an app that let's you lay your flaccid dong on the screen, then the app traces an outline around your wiener and then tells you whether it's good or bad.
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Dec 10, 2014 03:48
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i found it op https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/smart-microscope-lite/id660641611?mt=8
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Dec 10, 2014 03:50
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you-so-craycray posted:iPod shuffles don't have apps 
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Dec 10, 2014 03:53
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:All I want is an app to measure the size of my dong. What the gently caress apple? I'd need a 9 inch phone
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Dec 10, 2014 04:45
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Because of large my penis is is the
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Dec 10, 2014 08:20
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because iphones have wideangle not macro lenses or microscopes
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Dec 10, 2014 09:56
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My penis weighs fifty pounds
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Dec 10, 2014 10:50
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What apps do people download from it because I've had an iphone for 3 years and probably downloaed 5 apps total
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Dec 10, 2014 10:54
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:I was thinking like an app that let's you lay your flaccid dong on the screen, then the app traces an outline around your wiener and then tells you whether it's good or bad. yes but this would be p. unfair to growers you know
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Dec 10, 2014 10:54
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:I was thinking like an app that let's you lay your flaccid dong on the screen, then the app traces an outline around your wiener and then tells you whether it's good or bad.
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Dec 10, 2014 11:42
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:I was thinking like an app that let's you lay your flaccid dong on the screen, then the app traces an outline around your wiener and then tells you whether it's good or bad. Stop looking for apps that give you plausible denial and just own the fact you want to gently caress your iphone
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Dec 10, 2014 11:47
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:What apps do people download from it because I've had an iphone for 3 years and probably downloaed 5 apps total compass tool. seriously you move and this thing always knows where north is. HOW DOES IT KNOW
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Dec 10, 2014 11:49
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I don't have any apps except the ones that came with my phone. What are apps good for that google maps or google in general can't do? Gay sex I know, yes.
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Dec 10, 2014 11:50
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you-so-craycray posted:compass tool. seriously you move and this thing always knows where north is. HOW DOES IT KNOW most phones and tablets have a magnetic sensor in them
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Dec 10, 2014 11:55
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you-so-craycray posted:compass tool. seriously you move and this thing always knows where north is. HOW DOES IT KNOW Torka posted:most phones and tablets have a magnetic sensor in them
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Dec 10, 2014 12:23
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ASSASSINS! posted:i found it op https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/smart-microscope-lite/id660641611?mt=8 Nice.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:57
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if you can use a ruler app to measure your dick that means your dick is as long as an iPhone screen at the most pencil dick
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Dec 10, 2014 20:03
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Speaking of app stores, the Windows 8 one is the worst thing in the universe. I bought an app that turned my surface into Star Trek. Suddenly the app vanished off the store... AND off my computer!
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Dec 10, 2014 20:16
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sounds like someone hasn't tried my fart app clone yet
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Dec 10, 2014 20:17
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All you need is the awful app
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Dec 11, 2014 06:52
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gently caress technology lets all live in loose groupings of yurts
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Dec 11, 2014 06:52
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Ramsus posted:I don't have any apps except the ones that came with my phone. What are apps good for that google maps or google in general can't do? Gay sex I know, yes. The Awful app is pretty handy
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Dec 11, 2014 17:11
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dog buttz posted:if you can use a ruler app to measure your dick that means your dick is as long as an iPhone screen at the most iPhone 6+ 
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Dec 11, 2014 17:13
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if your dong fits on any of apple's screens i can accurately tell you it's a sorry dong hth
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Dec 11, 2014 17:19
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you-so-craycray posted:iPod shuffles don't have apps close thread, we're done here.
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Dec 11, 2014 17:19
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apple is pretty bad and sets unhealthy precedents especially with restrictions on software OP they also brainwashed the world in thinking a $4 cable is worth $50 and systematically insult the intelligence of all their customers with "upgrade" costs for their laptops and computers, specifically listing the third party hardware by model and then charging you an additional 200% markup on it but you all eat it you eat it and smile
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Dec 11, 2014 17:32
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When I first got my iPad and tried to use the included outlet charger, not only did it not charge the iPad the plug-in part loving melted. This was brand new, right out of the box. So basically I have to charge my iPad from my computer, which I guess is fine it's just funny that my lovely Apple product relies on an umbilical cord to my actually-good-and-functional PC. That and I don't feel like purchasing a separate charger because it's not like I go on week-long trips all the time.
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