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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
These phrases were used in my hometown to some degree, but I have not heard them outside that context:

stickery weeds = any weed with pointy bits on it, especially low-growing ones
Reet-reet = "retard" (obviously inappropriate)
Dan drift = middle schoolers who didn't realize it was "dandruff". Was it Dan's drifts?
honkers = fish found in Puget Sound under rocks at high tide that will make a honking sound if you press on them.
dish jester = dishwasher, a person, as opposed to dishwasher, a machine

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
dude are thee real

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Whip a lovely: Making a U-Turn, usually at high speed.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Whip a lovely: Making a U-Turn, usually at high speed.

My parents used this, but you forgot "child" at the end.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Whip a lovely: Making a U-Turn, usually at high speed.

I've heard this before.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

"Shot in the butt." - Excited. Thereabouts.

"I wasn't shot in the butt with the OPs post."

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Previa_fun posted:

"Shot in the butt." - Excited. Thereabouts.

"I wasn't shot in the butt with the OPs post."

whatever forrest gump

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

welcome to the gayborhood

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what was his name?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

1gnoirents posted:

dude are thee real

i art real, sirrah

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

a hole-y ghost posted:

welcome to the gayborhood
this is what people from my hometown (me) say when they see op's damaged hole

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
"Gotta go dad gay. so what right now."

That's what we call taking a shite here.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
gammin - false.

pronounced gamm - in

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
buttcised maybe? means excited, enthusiastic, pleased

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Whip a lovely: Making a U-Turn, usually at high speed.

you are from minnesota (hopefully) or wisconsin hello neighbor

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Parson twinkies: used condoms in 'that' park

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Years ago there was a front page article of fake Urban Dictionary entries. I still use "Hell's Coming To Frogtown" when poo poo's about to go down, and kinda wish that people would have picked up "There's a pie on the windowsill" to mean an opportunity for mischief.

Also, my brother and I for like the past fifteen years have built an elaborate mythos of jokes centered on whispering in each other's ear at random times "Did you say Tromboner?"

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I work worth a guy from Iowa who says old lady when referring to someone's or his own significant other

Its weird

I thought Old lady was mom


I've caught myself doing the same sometimes :(

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


e.g., me and my old lady suck each other's cocks all day

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


back in the 60's in the town i grew up in there was sort of an epidemic of the word "bort" being spray painted on stuff

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


oh and we had a weird funny word for black people but its kind of rude

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Pivotal Lever posted:

you are from minnesota (hopefully) or wisconsin hello neighbor

confirmed

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
all of russia is a homogenous mass OP. we do not have regional variations.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pivotal Lever posted:

you are from minnesota (hopefully) or wisconsin hello neighbor

huffda

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
D.C. metropolitan area circa 2004.

Lunchin' = acting crazy.

"This dude be lunchin'."

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Whip a lovely: Making a U-Turn, usually at high speed.

related: Rip a pickle

it's what 'em kids are calling drifting nowadays

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I've got some good ones op

"Be a good little boy this time"
Wierd

"Get ready for church!"
Haha wth

"Shut up! Shut up!!"
LOL who comes up with these

"Daddy please stop hitting mommy"
Haha what the

"No no please no"
Gosh! The English language is amazing.

"Pastor Mike wants to see you in his office"
Every family has their own private language. So heartwarming

"Don't ever tell any one."
Really rotfl here folks.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



no spoken language but we all poo poo on everything we own so

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
"floating a brown trout" = taking a poo poo in the ocean or river

"Fish love urine" = announcing to others you are fishing/drinking with that you are peeing into the water

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
A fish that honks if you push on it sounds p. funny.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

My stepdad likes to say "it's hotter than two rats loving in a wool sock" when it's hot outside.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
bae= a boyfriend or girlfriend

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
playin' yahtzee = havin intercourse

my biscuits are burnin = my butt is sore

no please get out of here i dont want to die = im so glad to see you

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Whip a lovely: Making a U-Turn, usually at high speed.
lol

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.
Speg = chewing gum

Yes, I think this sounds retarded too.

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

When I went to primary school we used to call our school bags "ports". I don't know why.

We also call rubber sandals "thongs". New Zealanders call them "Jandals".

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

dog buttz posted:

My stepdad likes to say "it's hotter than two rats loving in a wool sock" when it's hot outside.

furry spotted

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
where i'm from people say lorde knows but only started saying it when lorde hit the scene and it's only used to refer to things that we specifically think lorde would probably know

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
"The Monkey". This is a bit of an odd one. My Father-in-Law had poor eyesight. We had a sideboard in our front room where we would drop off our stuff as we came in. So, purses, keys, bags and such sat there. We also had a bank where we put spare change. It was a Darth Vader bank, and when you put money in, he'd wave his lightsaber around and threaten you.

My father-in-law had never seen the Darth Bank in action. All he knew was it was on the sideboard. One day he comes to visit. He brought something for us. We asked where he put it and he says "Beside the monkey". This confused us. He explained that he put it next to the monkey statue we had in the front room. Still, we are confused. Eventually he takes us upstairs and shows us the Darth Bank. His eyesight was so bad, he thought it was a monkey.

Since that time, the sideboard is now known as The Monkey. The bank is long gone, having broken years ago. Since we've had the sideboard in the same location for 20 years now, it's difficult to determine whether we mean the piece of furniture itself, or the location.

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Duane Walker
Sep 10, 2010
Rural SW Ontario had some weird ones

Hoop: to put something up your butt
"The cops were coming to Jakey hooped the dope."

Dust(ers): loose women
"Never trust the dust"

I'm glad I'm out of that hell hole

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