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Big plays from Fat Lowtax. I had to go over to the side door and kinda bodycheck it open, I felt like such a badass but really my locks are all old and useless.
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once I had to break a window to get in. cost me like $80 to replace. oh well it was my parents house
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Dec 10, 2014 19:27
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Your house really is easy to break into you should do something about it.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:30
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My last rental had a loving huge dog door. Usually it had a placard over it, but if you got locked out you could force it open and climb through. Nice. Here our garage doors lock doesn't work so just use the passcode. I whined enough because the landlord only told us the garage door knobs lock didn't have any keys after we signed the lease. I was like well fix it. "Well that's like $100..." I said "if I brought this up a month ago you would have gone overboard to get it fixed." She showed up with a new knob and keys a week later
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Dec 10, 2014 19:34
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Rando posted:Your house really is easy to break into you should do something about it. One door can't open and one door can't really lock so I mean yeah it's far from ideal
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Dec 10, 2014 19:36
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Fat Lowtax posted:Big plays from Fat Lowtax. I had to go over to the side door and kinda bodycheck it open, I felt like such a badass but really my locks are all old and useless. "Actually didn't really lock self out, just too fat to fit through foor.....*to Quagmire music*: 'THAT'S FAT LOWTAX!!'"
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Dec 10, 2014 19:45
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Fatness is funny all on its own.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:46
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Fat Lowtax posted:One door can't open and one door can't really lock so I mean yeah it's far from ideal Doesn't sound like you have the cash to have anything worth stealiing so your alright.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:47
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did you have the right house?
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Dec 10, 2014 19:48
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having locked myself out of homes a couplet times in my life, i can say that i'm pretty good at breaking into them. i don't know why people bother even locking their doors given the number of easily openable windows
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Dec 10, 2014 19:49
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Why didn't you just call your girlfriend to come let you in? That's what i do when i lock myself out 
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Dec 10, 2014 19:49
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Why didn't you just call your girlfriend to come let you in? That's what i do when i lock myself out Some of us have relationships with employed people.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:50
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I put my house on steel stilts with a retractable elevator sort of like a space ship. Sleep so soundly.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:56
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you should hide a key somewhere outside op also, if someone really wants in your house a lock isn't really going to stop them so who cares?
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Dec 10, 2014 19:57
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I put my house on retractable stilts. When I want to leave, I just stand in a hole in the floor in the middle of the living room, and the house lifts itself off me.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:57
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Otto von Ruthless posted:you should hide a key somewhere outside op locks aren't designed to stop, they are designed to slow.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:59
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Baba Ganoush posted:I put my house on steel stilts with a retractable elevator sort of like a space ship. Sleep so soundly. Each morning you get to descend like the maturing testicle descends and go off into the world. You get to do that every day.
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Dec 10, 2014 19:59
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Darth123123 posted:locks aren't designed to stop, they are designed to slow. also they keep an honest man honest. for example, i've walked past really nice road bikes before and thought to myself "i would steal that if it wasn't locked up- just hop on and ride away into glory"
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Dec 10, 2014 20:00
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Rando posted:Each morning you get to descend like the maturing testicle descends and go off into the world. You get to do that every day. It's confidence inducing to say the least.
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Dec 10, 2014 20:00
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Darth123123 posted:locks aren't designed to stop, they are designed to slow. You have missed the point of locks.
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Dec 10, 2014 20:01
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I don;t have a house thamks for poor-shaming me
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Dec 10, 2014 20:01
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really im pretty sure the only person the locks on my doors have ever inconvenienced is me
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Dec 10, 2014 20:03
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I have a spare set of keys hidden and buried in a park near me.
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Dec 10, 2014 20:03
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Rando posted:You have missed the point of locks. Look man, I dont have time to argue locks all day. I'm pretty busy here. But show me a house lock that, when given sufficient time/resources, is unbreakable.
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Dec 10, 2014 20:06
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i am a master of unlocking (video game reference there) so i just carry a set of lockpicks instead of my keys
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Dec 10, 2014 20:06
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locks work. I accidentally dropped my credit card through a door trying to use it to unlock my neighbors door. Talk about embarrassing.
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Dec 10, 2014 20:07
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satanic splash-back posted:i am a master of unlocking (video game reference there) so i just carry a set of lockpicks instead of my keys Bump keys. F'ing noob. 
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Dec 10, 2014 20:14
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Darth123123 posted:Look man, I dont have time to argue locks all day. I'm pretty busy here. But show me a house lock that, when given sufficient time/resources, is unbreakable. sufficient time and resources and you can modify the door into a robot and command it to let you by and show you where the good stuff is stashed and carry it out for you but I don't think Lex Luthor is doing much suburban B&E these days.
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Dec 10, 2014 20:17
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dont worry op ill be by soon to jack all ur poo poo
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Dec 10, 2014 20:50
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No way, dibs.
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