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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
ive come to realize i will never be rich but maybe i can aspire to be hood rich. what kind of portfolio does one need to meet hood rich requirements

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Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.
Texa$

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
how strong is your weed game OP

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Enough $100s to fill both your hands, that is hood rich.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
million $4 hood rat

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Smeego posted:

how strong is your weed game OP

its very solid. i think if i hire purchase a hot tub and rent a black hummer ill be close to meeting hood rich requirements

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

*'Bonnet Well-to-Do'
-UK Goon Localization Editor

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
government checks on the 1st AND the 15th.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its very solid. i think if i hire purchase a hot tub and rent a black hummer ill be close to meeting hood rich requirements

its got to be all on credit... i think ur on the right track OP

$18 in change is pretty hood rich

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
$0 but you must drive a luxury car with what the kids call "phat rims".

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
about tree fiddy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Well first off, go to your wardrobe and count the hoods. Over ten and you're in business!

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Irrational Bees posted:

Enough assorted bills of any amount to fill both your hands, that is hood rich.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Not really sure, but as you guys pay pennies for gas, food and tax, I think I am pretty much a hood king.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
what is hood rich, is that like when lowtax drives through atlanta

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
do you have a firearm, op ?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Enough to buy drugs and alcohol for all of your friends for one night

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
All about appearances, my friend.

Is this the first--and only--time you've worn your t-shirt, underwear, and socks? Have you had your hair and/or facial hair groomed at the local barber within the last five days? Is your domicile kept in impeccable condition, by someone who is NOT you (preferably baby mama/main girl/momma)? Do you keep your liquid funds in your pocket?

If not, get to work.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
Drive a Jaguar or 7-series BMW.

Live with both your mother AND grandmother in the same house.

Then you'll be hood.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Quarter tank of gas in your new E Class.
Now hush.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
RIP fat guy that worked with birdman aka baby

edit his name was mannie fresh i reemmeber now well thats all

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Are you able to pay off your iPhone even though you eat McDonald's three-times a week?

HOODRICH

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
about 5 racks cash on hand no bills or poo poo like that then youre hood rich

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
you need $199. $99 in singles with a $100 wrapped around the outside. Boom - hood rich.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Fishy Joe posted:

RIP fat guy that worked with birdman aka baby

edit his name was mannie fresh i reemmeber now well thats all

I didn't know...

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Does your uncle's injury payment from when the forklift landed on his leg help you pay your Mama's collect calls from prison AND you got the new XBox?

HHODRICH

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fifty bills in each hand. The C Note is the hundredth bill you get no matter the denomination.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

Frijolero posted:

Does your uncle's injury payment from when the forklift landed on his leg help you pay your Mama's collect calls from prison AND you got the new XBox?

HHODRICH

shoe mw dem beans


how much £(poundage) do it take to be "hood bitch"

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Trailer park rich is a Trans Am, a handle, flat screen and running water and electric for the trailer.

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

at least 10 bricks

source: gucci mane

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
I have both Showtime and HBO. Is that hood rich?

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
just have a car and atleast 20 bucks to throw down on some trees

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.
About three fiddy.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

I.C. posted:

Quarter tank of gas in your new E Class.
Now hush.

Knows what the gently caress is up.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Gotta have enough to convince the rent 2 own place to fill your house with electronics and press board furniture and lease a car w rims

Then spend the next 6 months scaring off the repo guy

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
It's not about money, it's about stuff. If the stuff you have is nicer+newer than the stuff you neighbors have, you've made it.

Krotera
Jun 16, 2013

I AM INTO MATHEMATICAL CALCULATIONS AND MANY METHODS USED IN THE STOCK MARKET
That depends on your natural tolerance for cocaine.

You can substitute another destructive habit, like burning things, but only if the things you destroy cost more than cocaine.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
It's not quantified in terms of actual money. Monetarily all that is required is a few stack of 5's, then a marijuana, a prostitute, and a leased Escalade.

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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
put everything in ur momma name

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