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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Or is it just me?

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

nerf is marketing to spergs now

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Fun Shoe
thread of the century

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
because of the color and shape i bet

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
that's a really good point you make

Korthal
May 26, 2011

How do you what a hedgehog's penis look like? :crossarms:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I once drew a cartoon about it several years back and did much research into the subject

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
are super soakers a type of nerf or are nerfs a type of super soaker

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

ilikedirt posted:

are super soakers a type of nerf or are nerfs a type of super soaker

No idea, but modern super soakers are really fuckin cool too!

http://www.amazon.com/Super-Soaker-...p=1418254334209

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Gutcruncher posted:

No idea, but modern super soakers are really fuckin cool too!

http://www.amazon.com/Super-Soaker-...p=1418254334209

no they're terrible because they don't have triggers anymore

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

open container posted:

no they're terrible because they don't have triggers anymore

someone confirm/deny this i need to knwo how mad i should be getting

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Looks like colourful .45-70 gov't to me :confused:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

open container posted:

no they're terrible because they don't have triggers anymore

Woah holy poo poo! Nevermind no amount of cool-looking-ness can undo such a major design fuckup.

At least modern nerf guns are objectively more rad than their old timey counterparts!

Edit: Holy poo poo on cursory examination, the battery powered super soakers have triggers, while the pump ones dont. Are they just that afraid of kids overpumping and taking out an eye? Remember when doing that was a loving selling point?!

Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Dec 11, 2014

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Gutcruncher posted:

Woah holy poo poo! Nevermind no amount of cool-looking-ness can undo such a major design fuckup.

At least modern nerf guns are objectively more rad than their old timey counterparts!

realtalk water warriors is where it's at these days

http://www.amazon.com/Water-Warrior...p=1418254829018

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Gutcruncher posted:

Edit: Holy poo poo on cursory examination, the battery powered super soakers have triggers, while the pump ones dont. Are they just that afraid of kids overpumping and taking out an eye? Remember when doing that was a loving selling point?!

I figured it's a profit margin/no one will notice the difference thing but I don't really know!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I got a box in the mail today. Also I am 28 years old!



Thats a lotta penii

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Gutcruncher posted:

I got a box in the mail today. Also I am 28 years old!



Thats a lotta penii
fag lol

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Gutcruncher posted:

I got a box in the mail today. Also I am 28 years old!



Thats a lotta penii

Please don't shoot at your dozens of cats with this thing! :ohdear:

Howdges
Dec 29, 2012

open container posted:

realtalk water warriors is where it's at these days

http://www.amazon.com/Water-Warrior...p=1418254829018

are these like the old ones that could put out an eye?

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Howdges posted:

are these like the old ones that could put out an eye?

I never knew the old ones to do that but you can keep pumping and building pressure with these. New supersoakers just blow their load with each pump :flaccid:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Bluemillion posted:

Please don't shoot at your dozens of cats with this thing! :ohdear:

gently caress you dad, you cant tell me what to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toFOoROh-5s

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Gutcruncher posted:

Woah holy poo poo! Nevermind no amount of cool-looking-ness can undo such a major design fuckup.

At least modern nerf guns are objectively more rad than their old timey counterparts!

Edit: Holy poo poo on cursory examination, the battery powered super soakers have triggers, while the pump ones dont. Are they just that afraid of kids overpumping and taking out an eye? Remember when doing that was a loving selling point?!



I used to have that.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
The gently caress don't they have suction cups on the end?? Modern tehings are the worst

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

whitey delenda est posted:

The gently caress don't they have suction cups on the end?? Modern tehings are the worst

You can buy them with suction cups, but really nerf guns are for shooting people and defenseless animals, not windows! GOSH



Edit: Also theres darts that look like Knuckle's penis

Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Dec 11, 2014

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



pee i nthe tank and spray it on your grandpa

put hotsauce in the tank and spray it in someones face

put draino in the tank and spray it on your mouth

these are all my ideas, dont steal them

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Gutcruncher posted:

gently caress you dad, you cant tell me what to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toFOoROh-5s

Wow, that cat straight does not give a gently caress.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
the best super soaker was to fill it up with spray cans of wd-40 and then hold a long lighter or blowtorch to the nozzle.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Do you have any pics of Sonics dick? For reference.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Miso Beno posted:

thread of the century

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

whitey delenda est posted:

The gently caress don't they have suction cups on the end?? Modern tehings are the worst

they can't shoot like a loving chain gun if they have suction cups

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



definitely tastes like it, op

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Pookum posted:

the best super soaker was to fill it up with spray cans of wd-40 and then hold a long lighter or blowtorch to the nozzle.

you can always tell the people who never tried this because they use the adjective "best" and probably still have all their fingers

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
One day my step brother and I decided to go outside and murder bugs by filling super soakers with whatever chemicals were under the sink.


How are we even alive?

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Gutcruncher posted:

One day my step brother and I decided to go outside and murder bugs by filling super soakers with whatever chemicals were under the sink.


How are we even alive?

you're not, though

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Gutcruncher posted:

gently caress you dad, you cant tell me what to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toFOoROh-5s

Kitty noooooooooo! :eek:

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Gutcruncher posted:

Edit: Also theres darts that look like Knuckle's penis


I love how they're bigger. :allears:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Well, knuckles is black.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gutcruncher posted:

Or is it just me?



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