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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

everybody knows about mariah carey, beyonce and jay leno but are there others??

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

R. Kelly seriously I think

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hmmm, please close thread

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Any of the blind ones. "Braille" my rear end.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

hmmm, please close thread

i cant keep doing that dude ive been on the toilet for hours and need to stay awake by posting

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

how did jay leno read all those headlines then???

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iCVHSmhsDg

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
i have to admit i'm always amazed when someone from a first world country (lol) admits they don't know how to read.

it's like nigga what the hell do you mean, how have you gotten by all these years? you mean not even the sports section of a newspaper interests you enough to learn the basics?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Lance Hendriksen didn't learn to read until he was like 30.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
50 cent for sure

probably gucci mane too

any rapper, really. take your pick

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Barack Hussein Obama can read but only Arabic.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

poorlifedecision posted:

Barack Hussein Obama can read but only Arabic.

and arabic's just squiggles, it doesn't really mean anything. they just make poo poo up

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Gay Roads posted:

and arabic's just squiggles, it doesn't really mean anything. they just make poo poo up

لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/ultimatehayabusa/media/Vincetest.jpg.html

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
that hick from deliverance that sexed that pig

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
robin williams

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله

same

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

TEAYCHES posted:

لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله

yeah, now you're gonna tell me those are words. come on now

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Gay Roads posted:

50 cent for sure

probably gucci mane too

any rapper, really. take your pick

a lot of rappers are actually pretty smart. 50 for sure can read. gucci definitely can not.

Previous Jesus
Jun 5, 2013
50 can definitely read. didn't he offer to pay floyd mayweather a bunch of money if he could produce a video of himself reading an entire page from a harry potter book?

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
tori amos kan't read but we don't know y

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

TEAYCHES posted:

لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله
THS gonna get the SS/CIA/FBI/NSA/TLA to raid the forums again.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

TEAYCHES posted:

لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله

god bless

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Al Cowens posted:

THS gonna get the SS/CIA/FBI/NSA/TLA to raid the forums again.

he heard that the cia does butt stuff, so

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Previous Jesus posted:

50 can definitely read. didn't he offer to pay floyd mayweather a bunch of money if he could produce a video of himself reading an entire page from a harry potter book?

yes he did and thats one of many reasons we love fiddy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm 100% illiterate.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
as a celebrity that also cant read i find this incredibly offensive please :gas:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
As Kanye West I can assure you that I cannot read or write.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Smash it Smash hit posted:

as a celebrity that also cant read i find this incredibly offensive please :gas:

thanks for bringing back a lovely thread from last night that was going to die off on its own just to post :gas:

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

logical phalluses posted:

a lot of rappers are actually pretty smart. 50 for sure can read. gucci definitely can not.

gucci can definitely read & write. he dropped out of college tho

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lil wayne is what i heard the other day

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

nomadologique posted:

lil wayne is what i heard the other day

Is lil wayne actually little? My cousin told me he's 2'6", but I don't know if I believe her.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
أنا مثلي الجنس

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

BeefThief posted:

everybody knows about mariah carey, beyonce and jay leno...

huh?

nomadologique posted:

lil wayne is what i heard the other day
actually, little wayne was a nerd in school and was in the smart classes. his whole "thiiiiiiiiig" thing is a act. seriously.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

mysterious frankie posted:

Is lil wayne actually little? My cousin told me he's 2'6", but I don't know if I believe her.

since your cousin is a tiny baby of only 22", lil wayne seems like a giant to her so i dn't know why she said that or even how bc she gcannot speak yet

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
gdamint folks stop putting arabic in here bc i am having to go to google translat every time and it's just dumb gbs catchphrases (there is only one god, come ON) and every time i go up and up and up on googles "pass this along to the nsa" list

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

nomadologique posted:

since your cousin is a tiny baby of only 22", lil wayne seems like a giant to her so i dn't know why she said that or even how bc she gcannot speak yet

My cousin is 5'7" actually, which is a normal height for ladies.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
and she's an adult, so...

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ok well i was talking about ur other cousin so

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

nomadologique posted:

ok well i was talking about ur other cousin so

I tricked you , I have no cousins. I'm Kanye West and I was born out of a mystical egg.

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