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*works in HR* *won't hire attractive young women*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 05:30 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:35 |
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* gets an academic degree * * has a career for 3 years * * becomes a stay-at-home mom *
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 08:43 |
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Bokito posted:* gets an academic degree * *gets academic degree *attempts to be famous artist *fails *marries older man for stability, student loans paid off *gets adjunct professor job *fucks half of male student population simultaneously *divorce, gets free house *plays up divorce for sympathy somehow *dates her way up academic ladder *tenure track *remarries for bigger money *plastic surgery
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 09:01 |
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Fill my vaginal walls with your throbbing cock!
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 09:02 |
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*dots i's with circles*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 10:05 |
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*dots !'s with hearts*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 10:18 |
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*enters larval stage*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 10:55 |
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*is getting old and losing traction in her hip, hair is greying, whiskers have become thin and brittle*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 12:01 |
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*is no longer supported by Microsoft even though a lot of new software is still compatible*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 12:05 |
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heyy so what are you guys all doing later
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 13:20 |
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*Only majors in degrees even Communications majors find laughable*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 15:01 |
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Why yes, I'm a gamer... i'm such a nerd! * sometimes play a casual game on phone for 5 mins * * only use PC for browsing facebook and youtube
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 15:18 |
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naem posted:*gets academic degree does she have any of her art online anywhere? i'd be curious to see it
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 19:21 |
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Gay Roads posted:does she have any of her art online anywhere? i'd be curious to see it I have an ex whose up to #3. No portfolio though.
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 20:03 |
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SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!! in the same breath to female friends WHY AREN'T MEN SETTLING DOWN AND MARRYING?! THEY ARE DRINKING AND HAVING FUN THIS IS UPSETTING!!
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 20:08 |
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Gay Roads posted:does she have any of her art online anywhere? i'd be curious to see it This was an undergrad prof and now that she married money she stopped painting and pretty much sips lattes exclusively and goes to the more expensive mall, the one with a nordstroms
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 20:13 |
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*swallows phlegm but not semen...*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 20:19 |
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*expunges gallons of menstrual fluid onto the ground beneath me* *giggles and walks away*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 20:36 |
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*in bed* "I have a rape fantasy."
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 20:40 |
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*is Rihanna, accuses chris brown of hitting her, releases a hit single entitled "S&M"*
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# ? Dec 30, 2014 20:42 |
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lot of weird goony seething itt
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:50 |
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david... posted:lot of weird goony seething itt Maybe I wanted a turn with the professor lady too ok
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:53 |
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im a women dur DURRR DURRRR!!! panera scarf god this song is about me DURRRRR
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:57 |
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Alright girls Let's agree to NEVER gently caress Don Tacorleone All in favor? 100%? Allright, next item?
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:00 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Alright girls fuckin pussy cartel strikes again
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:01 |
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C.P.A.N. posted:*in bed* *could actually mean anything from "I want to be lightly tickled" to "punch me in the face and call me a oval office"* *won't communicate own desires in an adult way but will cry for three full days and nights if you use an incorrect tone*
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:12 |
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*asks for it rough as possible *can't take it and needs to stop and slow down *punches you *go at it again
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:33 |
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*always be texin her baby daddy*
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 06:37 |
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*gets excited for potluck at work*
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 14:51 |
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Bloodyshinta1 posted:*swallows phlegm but not semen...*
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# ? Dec 31, 2014 19:23 |
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*Says "ooh" and "ahh" at fireworks show*
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 10:39 |
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*cums like 7 times but only let's you cum once*
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# ? Jan 1, 2015 19:57 |
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*doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase "can't have your cake and eat it too"*
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:36 |
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Bloodyshinta1 posted:*doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase "can't have your cake and eat it too"* Sooo tired of girls saying this to me.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:47 |
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Lady I have a cake IN MY PANTTS
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:57 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:35 |
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*crouches*
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 06:05 |