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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
*works in HR*
*won't hire attractive young women*

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Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
* gets an academic degree *
* has a career for 3 years *
* becomes a stay-at-home mom *

naem
May 29, 2011

Bokito posted:

* gets an academic degree *
* has a career for 3 years *
* becomes a stay-at-home mom *

*gets academic degree
*attempts to be famous artist
*fails
*marries older man for stability, student loans paid off
*gets adjunct professor job
*fucks half of male student population simultaneously
*divorce, gets free house
*plays up divorce for sympathy somehow
*dates her way up academic ladder
*tenure track
*remarries for bigger money
*plastic surgery

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Fill my vaginal walls with your throbbing cock!

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*dots i's with circles*

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
*dots !'s with hearts*

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
*enters larval stage*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*is getting old and losing traction in her hip, hair is greying, whiskers have become thin and brittle*

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
*is no longer supported by Microsoft even though a lot of new software is still compatible*

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



heyy so what are you guys all doing later

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
*Only majors in degrees even Communications majors find laughable*

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Why yes, I'm a gamer... i'm such a nerd!

* sometimes play a casual game on phone for 5 mins *
* only use PC for browsing facebook and youtube

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

naem posted:

*gets academic degree
*attempts to be famous artist
*fails
*marries older man for stability, student loans paid off
*gets adjunct professor job
*fucks half of male student population simultaneously
*divorce, gets free house
*plays up divorce for sympathy somehow
*dates her way up academic ladder
*tenure track
*remarries for bigger money
*plastic surgery

does she have any of her art online anywhere? i'd be curious to see it

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Gay Roads posted:

does she have any of her art online anywhere? i'd be curious to see it

I have an ex whose up to #3. No portfolio though.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!!

in the same breath to female friends

WHY AREN'T MEN SETTLING DOWN AND MARRYING?! THEY ARE DRINKING AND HAVING FUN THIS IS UPSETTING!!

naem
May 29, 2011

Gay Roads posted:

does she have any of her art online anywhere? i'd be curious to see it

This was an undergrad prof and now that she married money she stopped painting and pretty much sips lattes exclusively and goes to the more expensive mall, the one with a nordstroms

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
*swallows phlegm but not semen...*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*expunges gallons of menstrual fluid onto the ground beneath me*

*giggles and walks away*

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
*in bed*
"I have a rape fantasy."

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*is Rihanna, accuses chris brown of hitting her, releases a hit single entitled "S&M"*

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

lot of weird goony seething itt

naem
May 29, 2011

david... posted:

lot of weird goony seething itt

Maybe I wanted a turn with the professor lady too ok

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
im a women dur DURRR DURRRR!!!

panera scarf god this song is about me

DURRRRR

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Alright girls

Let's agree to NEVER gently caress Don Tacorleone

All in favor? 100%? Allright, next item?

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Don Tacorleone posted:

Alright girls

Let's agree to NEVER gently caress Don Tacorleone

All in favor? 100%? Allright, next item?

fuckin pussy cartel strikes again

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

C.P.A.N. posted:

*in bed*
"I have a rape fantasy."

*could actually mean anything from "I want to be lightly tickled" to "punch me in the face and call me a oval office"*
*won't communicate own desires in an adult way but will cry for three full days and nights if you use an incorrect tone*

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
*asks for it rough as possible
*can't take it and needs to stop and slow down
*punches you
*go at it again

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
*always be texin her baby daddy*

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
*gets excited for potluck at work*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Bloodyshinta1 posted:

*swallows phlegm but not semen...*

The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.
*Says "ooh" and "ahh" at fireworks show*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*cums like 7 times but only let's you cum once*

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
*doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase "can't have your cake and eat it too"*

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Bloodyshinta1 posted:

*doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase "can't have your cake and eat it too"*

Sooo tired of girls saying this to me.

naem
May 29, 2011

Lady I have a cake IN MY PANTTS

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naem
May 29, 2011






*crouches*

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