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babypolis posted:yall have some issues with the other sex drat *has issues with you otherizing me*
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*coughs up hairball*
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The Others were a cool part of LOST. For a minute.
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Rando posted:The Others were a cool part of LOST. For a minute. they were cool when they were scary super powerful ghoss. thn they turn into suburban idiots lol that show was trash
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Dec 11, 2014 04:01
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*doesn't understand computers*
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Dec 11, 2014 04:01
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Maldoror posted:*gets mad at someone* that's a cat, not a girl
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Dec 11, 2014 04:03
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*is a cat*
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Buff Baby posted:that's a cat, not a girl LOL virgin
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Dec 11, 2014 04:04
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*instagrams every single meal I've ever eaten with a string on nonsensical hashtags that only other girls could possibly decipher* *is stuck at traffic lights - snapchats it *just woke up - snapchats it *made a funny face in the mirror - snapchats it *made a cup of tea - snapchats and instagrams it #luvmytea *saw a tree - snapchats it
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Dec 11, 2014 04:05
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*installs stumblupon bar* *accepts free mcafee trial* *doesn't instinctively leave left hand on wasd when surfing the Internet*
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*drowned my little cousin brady at a family reunion in 94*
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:*doesn't instinctively leave left hand on wasd when surfing the Internet* holy crap I do that
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Dec 11, 2014 04:09
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* spends 3hrs getting ready then takes pictures of self in public toilets * * throws ball as hard as possible * * it goes 3feet *
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Dec 11, 2014 04:10
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The Brotherhood of Wasd.
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Rando posted:LOL virgin *sells virginity for a lot of money to a middle eastern oil magnate* *instagrams it*
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Dec 11, 2014 04:11
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~*~sells virginity (three times in two weeks) for the last Natural Light~*~
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*facilitates original sin*
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Dec 11, 2014 04:20
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*turns into a pillar of salt*
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Dec 11, 2014 04:24
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*genitalia makes wishes and dreams come true*
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*powders vagina*
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*leaves the toilet seat down*
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*so can't even right now* *like literally can't even*
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Dec 11, 2014 04:30
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*At least 3/4s of bed is taken up by cute throw pillows*
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Dec 11, 2014 04:32
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*intentionally throws up after a meal*
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Dec 11, 2014 04:40
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*uses the word cute*
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*uses the word kawaii unironically*
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gnarlyhotep posted:*uses the word cute* *gets offended when people call me cute*
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:*doesn't instinctively leave left hand on wasd when surfing the Internet*
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Play safe in female habitat "Do not approach women. Women do have a strong sense of personal space - a distance that varies from woman to woman from which they won't back down. If you end up inside that defensive perimeter, which may be anywhere from ten to fifty feet wide, you are likely to experience a combination of highly intimidating behaviors, including: the squared-off lip or long face; jaw popping; huffing; swatting; and false-charging." - Ben Kilham in Among the women (pg 243) It's normal to be frightened when you encounter a woman. The reality is that most encounters with women rarely lead to aggressive behaviour and attacks are even rarer. Remember, most women prefer to avoid contact with humans, and any woman you do see is probably just as frightened as you are! Remain as composed as possible and follow these simple guidelines whenever you are in female country. Soon you too will have more composure when sighting a woman because you will know what to do.
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*spends entire twenties looking awesome and snubbing her nose at people likee and turning them down then when they get to 35 turns weird and desperate and hateful towards younger women and also has insane standards like needing a kind login man with lots of free time who is also a mega earner at a bank and a surgeon well guess what gently caress HOU *
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Dec 11, 2014 05:05
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~*~is purpose built for penetration and therefore naturally meant for and deserving of subjugation~*~
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*dies under a horse*
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*is cursed to fall in love with a bull, gives birth to minotaur*
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Dec 11, 2014 05:12
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*goes ape poo poo over a laser pointer*
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*allegedly appears at various times as an old woman, or a young beautiful maiden, or a deer*
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*drags butt on carpet for second time today*
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~*~  ~*~
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*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MQeqBAOs64*
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*looks cute, farts, clears the drat room*
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