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*sits by the door for you to open it, and when you do takes two steps outside before wanting to come back in*
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i love to cuddle  *masturbates to the scariest poo poo you've ever imagined* 
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:*poops outside of the litter box* EXTREME INSERTION posted:*turns a small animal inside out to show my master i can kill* EXTREME INSERTION posted:*coughs up hairball* EXTREME INSERTION posted:*goes ape poo poo over a laser pointer* EXTREME INSERTION posted:*drags butt on carpet for second time today* EXTREME INSERTION posted:*looks cute, farts, clears the drat room*  
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Dec 11, 2014 05:33
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Dec 11, 2014 05:36
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We need to get our pussies straight.
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Dec 11, 2014 05:36
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*asks friends to carry my printer*
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Dec 11, 2014 05:37
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spot on, that is how we spend a lot of our time
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Dec 11, 2014 05:37
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*attacks the paper as it is coming out of the printer*
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Dec 11, 2014 05:38
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*no refractory period means I orgasm myself to death*
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Dec 11, 2014 05:39
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Dec 11, 2014 05:40
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I don't know how women work, so I can't contribute. Sorry!
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Dec 11, 2014 05:42
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*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4*
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Dec 11, 2014 05:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyx15p6YeA
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Dec 11, 2014 05:44
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wait this is dumb as hell. I know some women and they aren't dumb as hell what is going on here
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Dec 11, 2014 05:46
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Oh I'm not hungry *mooches off your plate of food*
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Dec 11, 2014 06:05
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Fargin Icehole posted:I don't know how women work, so I can't contribute. Sorry! If things are running smoothly they don't work.
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Dec 11, 2014 06:06
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*locks door to room, immediately strips naked, and masturbates every waking hour for the rest of her life*
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Dec 11, 2014 06:07
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is this accurate *sleeps in the nude*
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Dec 11, 2014 06:08
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*has fragile bones, like a bird or something*
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*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6SS7JDVRo0*
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Dec 11, 2014 06:17
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Oh my god, you know where they have really good sweet potato fries?
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Dec 11, 2014 06:27
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The Tao Jones posted:Oh my god, you know where they have really good sweet potato fries? you bat around a girl like a pinata and out pop the sweet potato fries.
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Dec 11, 2014 06:30
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have u been to green temple? its this buddhist vegan restaurant and oh my god they have the best kale shakes. so good. anyway im missing oprah lifeclass right now so i gotta run. namaste!!!
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Dec 11, 2014 06:30
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i heard grils can open rifts in time and space, is this true???
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Dec 11, 2014 06:32
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dk2m posted:i heard grils can open rifts in time and space, is this true??? true but the one time I did it the bitch took me to some Dr Who Victorian London crap and it totally sucked 2/10 would not rift again
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Dec 11, 2014 06:36
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seriously though, women shouldn't get equal rights until men get multiple orgasms. fair's fair
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Dec 11, 2014 06:37
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Cnut the Great posted:seriously though, women shouldn't get equal rights until men get multiple orgasms. fair's fair You can have multiples except you may cum blood out of your dick
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Dec 11, 2014 06:40
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*wears enormous sunglasses*
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Dec 11, 2014 06:41
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*stares intensely down the dark hallway like there is a ghost or rear end murderer there at 3am until you get out of bed very carefully to check*
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Dec 11, 2014 06:43
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Alright, listen close. I'm going spill a little wisdom, but not too much. Just a hint. The secret to multiple male orgasms is taint control. Start there, seek truth.
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Dec 11, 2014 06:43
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*completely annihilates The Undertaker with millions of hammerblows and sikk leg drops*
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Dec 11, 2014 06:52
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Rando posted:Alright, listen close. I'm going spill a little wisdom, but not too much. Just a hint. my taint control is unparalleled. i'm telling you, i just don't believe it
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Dec 11, 2014 07:01
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Cnut the Great posted:my taint control is unparalleled. i'm telling you, i just don't believe it Time and practice will tell.
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Dec 11, 2014 07:03
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*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0_ardwzTrA*
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Dec 11, 2014 07:04
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Any other newly converted girls want to explore each others bodies?
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Dec 11, 2014 07:06
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*eats a whole pizza and a carton of ice cream* *purges while crying* *does it again the next day*
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Dec 11, 2014 07:06
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*vomits* *eats own vomit*
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Dec 11, 2014 07:08
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*recoils at ur touch, op*
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Dec 11, 2014 07:14
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*cries*
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Dec 11, 2014 07:18
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*and my heaven will be a big heaven* *and i'll walk through the front door*
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