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*puts Marilyn Monroe quote in online profile*
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laugh love live
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Dec 11, 2014 07:52
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*reads Eat Pray Love* *ignores imperialist slant*
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Dec 11, 2014 08:06
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*gets thrown out a window, dies* *body is eaten by dogs*
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Dec 11, 2014 08:07
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*gets put down, suddenly craves dick*
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Dec 11, 2014 08:16
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Cnut the Great posted:seriously though, women shouldn't get equal rights until men get multiple orgasms. fair's fair they'll probably invent a drug at some point that turns off the refractory period future's gonna be awesome man
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Dec 11, 2014 08:19
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*has freezing cold feet at all times no matter the outside temperature*
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Dec 11, 2014 08:47
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TAINT CONTROL
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Dec 11, 2014 08:47
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im not a girl im a woman
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Dec 11, 2014 08:52
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I'm a girl, teehee! I'm a girl! This thread is fun, giggle giggle gosh!
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Dec 11, 2014 08:53
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mmnope not working for me op sorry I'm just too much man to even pretend otherwise
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Dec 11, 2014 08:54
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*controls taint*
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Dec 11, 2014 08:54
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Rando posted:~*~is purpose built for penetration and therefore naturally meant for and deserving of subjugation~*~
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Dec 11, 2014 09:01
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*tells coworker* "you're my boyfriend" *later to other coworker* "I would never go out with him"
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Dec 11, 2014 09:01
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well I never... you all should be ashamed of yourselves!
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Dec 11, 2014 09:04
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Ahundredbux posted:*controls taint* Well done.
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Dec 11, 2014 09:04
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nice thread OP  *aside* that is the worst loving thread ive ever seen
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Dec 11, 2014 09:04
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This is actually a good thread and may you find wisdom some day.
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Dec 11, 2014 09:05
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Dec 11, 2014 09:16
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Yo, imma blob posted:nice thread OP Wow I just LOVE what you've done with your avatar! I mean, I thought sheep avatars were over several years ago but HERE YOU ARE rocking it even now! That's SO brave of you!
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Dec 11, 2014 09:18
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*feels entitled, avoids accountability, denies it all when asked* *~*girl things*~*
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Dec 11, 2014 09:22
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*talking on phone with friend Friday night after work* "Oh my gosh, I promised Jackie that we could go to yoga tomorrow because we are both trying to get fit and also I have this book club thing Sunday? But I kind of don't want to do either, I am just soooo tired, its been really crazy at work, I've been working my rear end off because we are moving to this new file system, right? and Marge in HR just doesn't get it so I've had to like, transfer all her files manually? And then Thursday I had a doctors appointment all afternoon? And I am just exhausted and I kind of want to spend the weekend just, you know, kind of laying around in sweat pants and rewatching Supernatural and oh man I am going to be bad for once and eat as much Ben & Jerries as I want to!"
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Dec 11, 2014 09:23
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imo the worst is when I catch her out on some bullshit and she's just like 'uh I don't remember saying/doing that' "I don't recall senator" "I don't recall senator" "I don't recaaaaallllllll" don't give me that poo poo
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Dec 11, 2014 09:23
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*eats an entire stick of butter*
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Dec 11, 2014 09:24
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*Vajazzles*
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Dec 11, 2014 10:17
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Cnut the Great posted:*holds in fart* *Does not poop*
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Dec 11, 2014 10:18
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*lay on my bed and stare at my shaved pussy in the mirror*
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Dec 11, 2014 10:52
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toggle posted:*lay on my bed and stare at my shaved pussy in the mirror* this is a good thing to do, you literally can't see your own pussy without a mirror
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Dec 11, 2014 10:54
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Moridin920 posted:imo the worst is when I catch her out on some bullshit and she's just like 'uh I don't remember saying/doing that' *unironically has super bad memory*
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Dec 11, 2014 11:02
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*queues up You've Got Mail as background entertainment while working out at home* *accidentally forgets to shave legs all winter*
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Dec 11, 2014 11:55
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Do I look fat in this?
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Dec 11, 2014 12:15
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*goes to bar with a nice male friend meets some handsome idiot and vaginals his dil at frathouse*
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Dec 11, 2014 12:22
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gary oldmans diary posted:*goes to bar with a nice male friend meets some handsome idiot and vaginals his dil at frathouse* *Proceeds to talk about how great he was to the friend that's getting visibly upset.*
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Dec 11, 2014 12:34
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Dec 11, 2014 12:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaykGUbMlDg
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Dec 11, 2014 12:48
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*is cursed to fall in love with a bull, gives birth to minotaur* lol
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Dec 11, 2014 13:23
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*desires meaningful social connections with other people but also fears becoming too vulnerable*
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Dec 11, 2014 13:58
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Torka posted:*desires meaningful social connections with other people but also fears becoming too vulnerable* man spotted
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Dec 11, 2014 13:59
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*thinks about death sometimes and wonders whether there's anything after it*
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Dec 11, 2014 13:59
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*enjoys food and sleep*
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