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Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014
*says the opposite of what they mean*
*flirts with every guy to see if they have chemistry, even if they already have a boyfriend*

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

*has 2 x chromosomes*

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
*does not gently caress the OP*

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
*walks across the street to avoid getting close to you*

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
*does not wear tampon, goes swimming in public pool, ruins the experience for everyone*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*spends 3 hours doing hair and makeup*

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
*uses words like mansplaining unironically*
*is simultaneously threatened and empowered by existence of sex industry*

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
What am I allowed to be outside the thread?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
*has really, really nice smelling hair*

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
*watches orange is the new black and enjoys it*

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
*sees OP's fedora*
*swoons*

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)
I want to go to college and get a good job and have a meaningful life

*does that*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*addicted to applying lip gloss*

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

bonvivant posted:

I want to go to college and get a good job and have a meaningful life

*goes to college, majors in sociology, marries business major*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Gay Roads posted:

*has really, really nice smelling hair*

*entire body smells like flowers*

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
*doesn't have sex with the op

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
*wears glasses to see poo poo*

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
*holds in fart*

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


*spends $500 on a pair of boots* gawd i'm so broke all the time

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*twerks*

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
*has deeper, more meaningful relationships with friends and family, but is not as skilled at mentally manipulating objects in a 3D space as a man*

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
*has soft skin*

brb

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
hello i am a girl

mods please change my name to deadqueen

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*picks butt and eats it*

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

*buys hella sweet vibrating dildo*

*buys massaging showerhead*

*bedazzles vagina*

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
*comes into thread to see what's up*

Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014
*has no interest in sports or inventing anything important*

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
*inadvertently oppresses self by voting republican*

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007
*posts in girls-only thread in GBS*
*is only girl in thread*

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
HEIL HITLER *beats chest, cries out* OH GOD..... heil hitler!!!!! *salutes so hard that arm detaches from socket* heil hitler...

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
*uses one of those tampon trashcans*

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
*~teases other girls in the locker room by chasing them around and threatening to smear lady secretions on the backs of their necks. It's funny because the other girl doesn't like it~*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
*feels up on own butt , smacks own face*
*chicks rule!*

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
*friendzones a goon*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*gets wasted on 3 zimas*

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
*is really day and ugly and that's empowering but gets photoshopped to hell in magazines*

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I SHOP FOR A PURSE

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
someone make the cucking meme come to life itt

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
*only has a career bcuz mommy and daddy are rich*

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Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
*gets braces and goes out for sushi w/ my friends ;)*

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