*says the opposite of what they mean* *flirts with every guy to see if they have chemistry, even if they already have a boyfriend*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:49 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:28 |
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*has 2 x chromosomes*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:50 |
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*does not gently caress the OP*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:50 |
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*walks across the street to avoid getting close to you*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:51 |
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*does not wear tampon, goes swimming in public pool, ruins the experience for everyone*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:51 |
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*spends 3 hours doing hair and makeup*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:51 |
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*uses words like mansplaining unironically* *is simultaneously threatened and empowered by existence of sex industry*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:52 |
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What am I allowed to be outside the thread?
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:52 |
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*has really, really nice smelling hair*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:52 |
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*watches orange is the new black and enjoys it*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:52 |
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*sees OP's fedora* *swoons*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:52 |
I want to go to college and get a good job and have a meaningful life *does that*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:53 |
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*addicted to applying lip gloss*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:53 |
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bonvivant posted:I want to go to college and get a good job and have a meaningful life
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:53 |
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Gay Roads posted:*has really, really nice smelling hair* *entire body smells like flowers*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:53 |
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*doesn't have sex with the op
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:54 |
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*wears glasses to see poo poo*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:56 |
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*holds in fart*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:56 |
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*spends $500 on a pair of boots* gawd i'm so broke all the time
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:58 |
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*twerks*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:58 |
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*has deeper, more meaningful relationships with friends and family, but is not as skilled at mentally manipulating objects in a 3D space as a man*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:58 |
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*has soft skin* brb
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:58 |
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hello i am a girl mods please change my name to deadqueen
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:00 |
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*picks butt and eats it*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:01 |
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*buys hella sweet vibrating dildo* *buys massaging showerhead* *bedazzles vagina*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:02 |
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*comes into thread to see what's up*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:02 |
*has no interest in sports or inventing anything important*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:03 |
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*inadvertently oppresses self by voting republican*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:04 |
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*posts in girls-only thread in GBS* *is only girl in thread*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:04 |
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HEIL HITLER *beats chest, cries out* OH GOD..... heil hitler!!!!! *salutes so hard that arm detaches from socket* heil hitler...
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:05 |
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*uses one of those tampon trashcans*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:06 |
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*~teases other girls in the locker room by chasing them around and threatening to smear lady secretions on the backs of their necks. It's funny because the other girl doesn't like it~*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:06 |
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*feels up on own butt , smacks own face* *chicks rule!*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:07 |
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*friendzones a goon*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:07 |
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*gets wasted on 3 zimas*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:07 |
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*is really day and ugly and that's empowering but gets photoshopped to hell in magazines*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:09 |
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I SHOP FOR A PURSE
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:09 |
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someone make the cucking meme come to life itt
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:09 |
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*only has a career bcuz mommy and daddy are rich*
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:09 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:28 |
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*gets braces and goes out for sushi w/ my friends *
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:09 |