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Maldoror posted:brief derail, for reals what is that all women are unique
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*pets girl* *gets scratched*
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Dec 22, 2014 07:12
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I like girls they are soft and cute. Wait, no I'm thinking of cats. I like cats.
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Dec 22, 2014 07:26
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*flirts with you by asking you to make decisions for her* what do i want to eat? what should i do today?
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Dec 22, 2014 07:50
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*gets super clingy and Facebook stalks you after two dates* "Why is he avoiding me? What an rear end in a top hat!"
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Dec 22, 2014 13:20
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*doesn't believe in pre-marital sex* *wonders why she's 30 and single*
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Dec 22, 2014 13:25
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*talks on cellphone when taking a dump*
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Dec 22, 2014 13:26
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*gives you ultimatum about breaking up* "You weren't supposed to agree!" *dates you for a month* "How many kids do you want?" ------- Actually let's just cut to the chase: *does crazy poo poo / won't put out* "Why are you dumping / avoiding me? You're an rear end in a top hat!"
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Dec 22, 2014 13:39
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*gets edgy when she isn't allowed to dig holes in the backyard*
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Dec 22, 2014 13:46
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*has 4 bottles of different shampoos* *uses all of them when showering*
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Dec 22, 2014 14:12
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*knows what conditioner is*
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Dec 22, 2014 14:27
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Talks to both men and women in the exact same way.
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Dec 22, 2014 14:37
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*has loving awesome perky little titties i just wanna suck on and flick all drat day hell yeah*
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Dec 22, 2014 14:51
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*uses perky breasts for all kinds of weird/unnatural stuff like feeding a stinky baby instead of letting me play with them all day*
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Dec 22, 2014 15:26
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*hates mondays*
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Dec 22, 2014 18:39
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*brings toothbrush to your apt* *brings hairbrush, hairdryer to your apt* *brings bottles and bottles of ointments and powders and hair gel and face scrub, and loofahs and plastic flowers and piles of shoes to your apt* *brings brightly colored storage boxes to your apt, begins arranging your comic books/guitar amp/art supply/exercise equipment/power tools/male leasure activity items etc into them to be rudely shoved in corner *apt now looks like pink frosted Barbie birthday cake* *begins extracting protein strands from anal glad to weave into incubation nest where the implanted larvae can begin to feast upon your paralyzed still living flesh*
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Dec 22, 2014 19:56
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naem posted:*brings toothbrush to your apt* please continue this is my fetish
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Dec 22, 2014 20:06
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naem posted:*brings toothbrush to your apt* Now this is podracing
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Dec 22, 2014 23:43
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naem posted:*brings toothbrush to your apt* *moves in with beta male provider* *fucks thug alpha male while beta is at work because his penis is much bigger*
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Dec 22, 2014 23:46
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Plafop posted:*moves in with beta male provider* dude just go to thailand already if you have 5000 dollars you can live for a year and swim in aids infected ladyboi holes
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Dec 22, 2014 23:54
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Top City Homo posted:dude just go to thailand already if you have 5000 dollars you can live for a year and swim in aids infected ladyboi holes That doesn't sound like something a woman would say
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Dec 22, 2014 23:54
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But it is a good idea.
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Dec 22, 2014 23:55
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Plafop posted:*moves in with beta male provider* you're really dedicated to your posting gimmick aren't you?
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Dec 29, 2014 04:25
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Gay Roads posted:you're really dedicated to your posting gimmick aren't you? Why did you bump a thread without a post for 6 days?
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Dec 29, 2014 04:26
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Plafop posted:Why did you bump a thread without a post for 6 days? *licks self with tongue*
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Dec 29, 2014 04:53
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*cranks car heater to max if outside temp is below 60 degrees Fahrenheit* *does really over the top "I'm cold" act, rubbing arms, shivering, sucking air through teeth loudly, if the window is opened even a fraction of an inch, and the temperature inside the car does not change measurably"
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Dec 29, 2014 04:59
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Plafop posted:Why did you bump a thread without a post for 6 days? i still hate women
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Dec 29, 2014 05:00
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*looks down at my waist and groin when she meets me*
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Dec 29, 2014 05:03
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Robo Reagan posted:*talks on cellphone when taking a dump* Boys do this too
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Dec 29, 2014 05:21
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*puts her cold-rear end feet on my junk*
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Dec 29, 2014 16:15
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*killed a fat kid with glasses with a rock when he questioned my leadership*
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Dec 29, 2014 16:51
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*Is host to thousands of species of microorganisms which make up 3% of my mass*
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Dec 29, 2014 18:02
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Girl lemme see that germmass
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Dec 29, 2014 18:08
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*carries between 8-14 eggs around in her sac waiting for fetilization then lays them all regardless in the corner of the vivarium*
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Dec 29, 2014 18:18
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Oh Hell No posted:*spends $500 on a pair of boots* gawd i'm so broke all the time Lol
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Dec 29, 2014 18:19
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*french kisses with another girl* I'm straight, it was just for fun
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Dec 29, 2014 18:21
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Is beautiful says she loves to cook but u can still out cook the poo poo out of them
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Dec 29, 2014 20:06
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*mega bad-feminist man-hater : finds that having a father around her lovely kid makes things easier*
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Dec 29, 2014 22:43
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Bokito posted:*french kisses with another girl* 
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So unsnitary.
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