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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*never forgives you for single mistake despite being given numerous passes for her sleights*
*ignores you for the rest of her stupid life to prove a point to no one*

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*gets vividly eye-raped by every neckbeard at a metal concert while grinding on bf*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*keeps getting raped, for so me reason*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*poops in a small box*
*need wet food once a day*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*has sex w just any old one, really*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*hasn't updated windows in 2 years*
*lets java run willy nilly in chrome*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*will get parasites and AIDS if you let outside ever*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*has a soft, fluffy underbelly*
*and special glands in anus you have to relieve to prevent infection*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Maldoror posted:

brief derail, for reals what is that

a scallop maybe?

all women are unique

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*is getting old and losing traction in her hip, hair is greying, whiskers have become thin and brittle*

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