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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*asks friends to carry my printer*

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*has consensual sex with guy last night after drinks at the bar*

*guy never calls*

*accuses rape and wins*

Yea, that will teach him to not call me.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*let's my boyfriend jizz all over my face*

*is a feminist*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Rekt

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I don't care if he's not ready for a kid.

*goes off birth control without telling husband*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*thinks I'm a princess because my father reinforced that ideal in her head after molesting me for most of my life*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Applewhite posted:

*waits until husband is sitting down to relax before asking him to do next chore rather than just telling him what to do all at once*

My nigga

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*gets hosed*

*likes it*

* tells everyone she was raped*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




So unsnitary.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Bloodyshinta1 posted:

*swallows phlegm but not semen...*

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*cums like 7 times but only let's you cum once*

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