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bonvivant posted:I want to go to college and get a good job and have a meaningful life
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Dec 11, 2014 01:53
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*has a liberal arts degree*
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Dec 11, 2014 02:10
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Rando posted:*feels guilt about it* *does it again*
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Dec 11, 2014 02:25
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*does yoga, goes to sustainability workshops, buys all organic food -- and it's all subsidized by her husband's job as an investment banker*
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Dec 11, 2014 03:06
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dads a mall cop posted:*wears a super cute blouse* *notices your super cute blouse while standing at a crosswalk and tells you it's super cute*
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Dec 11, 2014 03:33
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Jabberlock posted:*gets sex change* the smart ones, sure
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Dec 11, 2014 03:55
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*genitalia makes wishes and dreams come true*
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Dec 11, 2014 04:25
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*sits by the door for you to open it, and when you do takes two steps outside before wanting to come back in*
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Dec 11, 2014 05:29
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*is always the healer in the party*
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Dec 11, 2014 16:26
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*expresses gratitude to the universe*
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Dec 11, 2014 18:06
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*is praised for playing video games with an absolutely average level of skill*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:46
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*is praised for doing anything that would be considered average for a man*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:50
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*gets a new toy, plays with it for 30 seconds, forgets it forever*
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Dec 11, 2014 23:11
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Pawn 17 posted:*makes out with another girl in da club for attention*
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Dec 12, 2014 03:29
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*finds things problematic*
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Dec 12, 2014 05:30
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*just really needs to take some time to find her center, you know?*
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Dec 12, 2014 14:34
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*is spiritual, not religious*
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Dec 12, 2014 14:35
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why is she surprised? that's a faghag if i've ever seen one
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Dec 13, 2014 21:14
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GreatGreen posted:What do you mean why is she surprised? Look how fat she is. A person that fat can't be anything but delusional about almost everything in life. she's got to be a faghag, just look at her. come on now
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Dec 13, 2014 21:19
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faghags are by definition fat
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Dec 13, 2014 21:47
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gay dude's like, yeah, even if i were into chicks, i wouldn't touch you
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Dec 13, 2014 21:51
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*is a big bag of rape tied together with a satin bow*
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Dec 14, 2014 02:50
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Feminition posted:in my home country (russia) we call that a unicorn in soviet russia, girl dicks you
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Dec 14, 2014 03:19
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Myron Baloney posted:*smokes and makes dudes horny by doing so, somehow* smoking gives you a raspy voice, and it's a proven fact that girls with raspy voices are sluts
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Dec 14, 2014 03:24
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hey, a slut doesn't have to be hot, just slutty
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Dec 14, 2014 03:31
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*has a gay guy to use as her pretend boyfriend*
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*drinks diet coke friggin constantly*
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Dec 16, 2014 07:44
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Bloodyshinta1 posted:wow I'm a girl sorry you had to find out this way 
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Dec 16, 2014 07:49
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gnarlyhotep posted:*is cooler than anyone else alive today* with a butt cut mullet? yeah, not so much
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Dec 16, 2014 08:19
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Gatts posted:I admit...I'm not a master of butts. Is it the split top? yes, the middle part. looks like a butt, symmetrical
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Dec 16, 2014 17:21
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Sancho posted:*I'm so depressed I think i'm going to cut off my long beautiful hair* *I'm so depressed I'm going to eat an entire pint of ice cream* *omg why did you let me eat all that? I'm fat. I'm so depressed*
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Dec 16, 2014 17:43
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vyst posted:I don't care if he's not ready for a kid. I JUST WANT A BABY SO BAD
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Dec 16, 2014 18:35
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Bloodyshinta1 posted:*shows more interest because you show less*
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Dec 17, 2014 17:40
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women are the worst
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Dec 18, 2014 03:41
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anybody itt ever hit a woman? in the face? i haven't, but i'd like to, just once.
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Dec 18, 2014 14:50
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Bloodyshinta1 posted:nah but I made my assistant manager cry two nights ago, it felt really good nice, tell me about it *unzips*
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Dec 18, 2014 20:15
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Whimsy posted:*buys $800 leather sack with brass plate* Hey, I got a leather sack for you, baby!  IfyaknowwhatimtalkinaboutKNOWWATTAMEANHEHEHEH
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Dec 18, 2014 22:16
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a posting ghost posted:*spends her whole 20's thinking she deserves better, eventually leaving everyone she is involved with* pwnt
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*has a knick knack in her home that says Live, Laugh, Love*
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