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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
*dates a constant stream of men in 20s and then is bitter and unwed in 30s*

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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
you can be a virgin and still have a big ol' stanky puss-puss. same with giant labias that could be used as a ship's sail

with enough funding i think we can solve Putrid Pussy in our time

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
reminder: vaginal childbirth will loving RUIN a pussy lmao

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
hey guys im a girl

"durr I'M SO FAT!!"

"WHERE IS MY FRIEND WHO DISAGREES WITH ME!?!"

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

mng posted:

not me, girlfriend. You're really fat!

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
understanding women is kind of like picking up a beetle and looking underneath. it is a brief glimpse in to the insanity and desperation of an inexperienced god.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
im just quoting a wiser man than myself!

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Quickscope420dad posted:

*reads this thread, becomes lesbian*

um all women are lezbos its just that some periodically choose to sleep with men for some reason that escapes me

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
this new taylor swift song is really good!! :downs:

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
"blah blah blah my ex is dumb and everything is his fault. grill power"

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

naem posted:

*brings toothbrush to your apt*

*brings hairbrush, hairdryer to your apt*

*brings bottles and bottles of ointments and powders and hair gel and face scrub, and loofahs and plastic flowers and piles of shoes to your apt*

*brings brightly colored storage boxes to your apt, begins arranging your comic books/guitar amp/art supply/exercise equipment/power tools/male leasure activity items etc into them to be rudely shoved in corner

*apt now looks like pink frosted Barbie birthday cake*

*begins extracting protein strands from anal glad to weave into incubation nest where the implanted larvae can begin to feast upon your paralyzed still living flesh*

please continue this is my fetish

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!!

in the same breath to female friends

WHY AREN'T MEN SETTLING DOWN AND MARRYING?! THEY ARE DRINKING AND HAVING FUN THIS IS UPSETTING!!

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
im a women dur DURRR DURRRR!!!

panera scarf god this song is about me

DURRRRR

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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Don Tacorleone posted:

Alright girls

Let's agree to NEVER gently caress Don Tacorleone

All in favor? 100%? Allright, next item?

fuckin pussy cartel strikes again

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